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Sep. 3rd, 2005 08:30 pm
reenka: (so evil it kind of hurts!)
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I know this is silly of me, but I'm just wondering....

Are there actually people who read the HP books and go, 'omg, Harry is such a wuss, especially compared to Draco Malfoy'.

You know, Harry. The one who always runs and hides and cries in Malfoy's skirts leather trousers at first opportunity. Except for all those times he kicks his ass. But he doesn't really mean to do that, see, it's just an accident.

...And then they go on to write bottom!Harry/Draco.

Is that how it works?

Date: 2005-09-04 12:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] balfrog.livejournal.com
but Draco's such a stud! We all wants him on top!
:D

Date: 2005-09-04 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
....



*hides from teh scary*

Date: 2005-09-04 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cursescar.livejournal.com
Especially with that huge schlong of his *_* Mmm, peppery...

Date: 2005-09-04 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] balfrog.livejournal.com
teasing Reena- hee hee...

Date: 2005-09-04 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
Anyway, I can easily enough understand people want him on top, what I can't understand is how in the world people can think Harry is a bottom compared to DRACO MALFOY. Aka, 'oh, that prissy, whiny, wussy one over there.'

*flings snails and puppydog tails @ Drakeykins*

Date: 2005-09-04 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] balfrog.livejournal.com
Poor Draco - if he's whiny and pathetic, I can see him insist on being Top all the time, because of his insecurities and such...
:D

Date: 2005-09-04 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shaggirl.livejournal.com
Yes, the only way Draco's regularly on top is if he cries about it so much Harry just gives in to him out of fatigue. And who knows, Harry might like a little ass play.

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Date: 2005-09-04 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
I can see him insist and Harry obliging him at some point when they've got a loving, established relationship (...*snort*), but anytime in the beginning, Harry'd be like....


"....."

"......."

Good one, Malfoy."

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Date: 2005-09-04 01:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flimpy.livejournal.com
...And then they go on to write bottom!Harry/Draco.

Of course. Harry has a cock!

Date: 2005-09-04 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
Harry: "...Malfoy, you sad, sad little cheater."

Draco: "Look who's talking!"

Harry: "I'm not the one with the wand in my pocket."

Date: 2005-09-04 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] balfrog.livejournal.com
:D
(*teases reena some more)
Harry/Draco: like measuring acorns...
:D

Date: 2005-09-04 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flimpy.livejournal.com
Oh look :D He's comparing Harry and Draco's cocks.

Image

Draco > Harry

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Date: 2005-09-04 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] psychobarfly.livejournal.com
*epiphany!*

Date: 2005-09-04 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
:> :>
And all I had to do was proclaim Draco's wussiness to the world :))
(As if he doesn't do that enough himself.)

Date: 2005-09-04 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notrafficlights.livejournal.com
I bet Harry's a screamer when he bottoms.

Date: 2005-09-04 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
I can see why it's hot if Harry bottoms, don't think I can't ^^;;

My point was that bottoming and being a bottom, especially if he's being portrayed as a natural bottom to Draco 'the wimp' Malfoy is different :P

.....I wish there was more bottom!Snape/Harry but I know I'm totally out of luck there. Except for that one super-hot fic where Harry fingered him against a desk after trying to stick it in and coming immediately... mmf...

Date: 2005-09-04 07:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notrafficlights.livejournal.com
Pfff. Why you be hatin' on Draco? 'The wimp' would bust a Crucio on j00 ass. :P

And anyway, some people's dynamics in the bedroom are a lot different from their public appearances.

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Date: 2005-09-04 03:14 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-09-04 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
Poor Draco..???
*giggles madly*

Date: 2005-09-04 07:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stellabelle.livejournal.com
WHY YES, that is exactly how it works. I mean, at least that's how it works when I write it. I have an entire collection of bottom!Harry fics, which I plan on giving to you for your birthday. Arbor Day. Something.

Oh no, I've just ruined it, HAVEN'T I. But I was just so astounded by your keen deciphering ability, I mean, how did you know, Reena, how did you know? :P

And now you've traumatized me. Or I've traumatized myself, more like. Hee.

Date: 2005-09-04 07:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
*cracks up* I don't think much can traumatize me after collie!Harry/chihuahua!Draco (http://www.livejournal.com/users/reenka/270203.html?thread=3447419#t3447419) :D :D :D
I sort of like the sheer god-awful factor, teehee.

I'll hold you to that!!
...Now if only I knew when Arbor Day was...

Date: 2005-09-04 07:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stellabelle.livejournal.com
WHAT. OH DEAR. *acts like proper lady and swoons* Someone bring me my smelling salts!

You better not hold me to it! I'm only just writing Draco Malfoy's biography, if you can recall (probably not, haha). It's going to be pretty short, but then again...
...er. I was going to make some bad joke about Draco and sex, but obviously I shouldn't try to, like, make jokes today 'cause it's not working.
I think Arbor Day is in April? Or maybe that's Earth Day. I can see I'm going to have to figure this out! :P!

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Date: 2005-09-07 10:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slinkhard.livejournal.com
Except for all those times he kicks his ass.

He didn't in HBP! :)

Date: 2005-09-07 10:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
Every rose has a thorn
Every cowboy
Every dog has its day

...I really did like that, um, one scene :))
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