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reenkaI know this is silly of me, but I'm just wondering....
Are there actually people who read the HP books and go, 'omg, Harry is such a wuss, especially compared to Draco Malfoy'.
You know, Harry. The one who always runs and hides and cries in Malfoy'sskirts leather trousers at first opportunity. Except for all those times he kicks his ass. But he doesn't really mean to do that, see, it's just an accident.
...And then they go on to write bottom!Harry/Draco.
Is that how it works?
Are there actually people who read the HP books and go, 'omg, Harry is such a wuss, especially compared to Draco Malfoy'.
You know, Harry. The one who always runs and hides and cries in Malfoy's
...And then they go on to write bottom!Harry/Draco.
Is that how it works?
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Date: 2005-09-04 01:37 am (UTC)Draco: "Look who's talking!"
Harry: "I'm not the one with the wand in my pocket."
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Date: 2005-09-04 01:48 am (UTC)(*teases reena some more)
Harry/Draco: like measuring acorns...
:D
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:06 am (UTC)Draco > Harry
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 02:23 am (UTC).
uh... whatever that means..
:D
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:18 am (UTC)I mean, it's not like -Draco- needs more incentive than 'willing... able... POTTER' :>
Harry, on the other hand... once he's tried that Hungarian fire-breathing dildo, he can never go back.
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:23 am (UTC):D
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 02:33 am (UTC)(was going to persist, but blushing-virgin!Draco kills me every time)
:D
:D
:D
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-09-04 02:50 am (UTC)OMG are you trying to convince me or something? Now I want the yippy Draco jumping up and down trying to top Harry.
*scrubs eyeballs*
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Date: 2005-09-04 02:56 am (UTC)...it is because I care.
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Date: 2005-09-04 03:04 am (UTC)oh--kay... *will not write doggie sex will not write doggie sex*
(little!Chihuahua!Draco adjusted his best pink fringe and burrowed under the shaggy mess that was collie!Harry's general bum area. Strangely, it was indistinguishable from the rest of collie!Harry by smell. He knew if he could find the stinkiest part he'd hit paydirt.)
:D
:D
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Date: 2005-09-04 05:26 am (UTC)>:D
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Date: 2005-09-04 05:46 am (UTC)are we talking doggy smex?
(oh my wee innocent mind!!!)
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Date: 2005-09-04 05:52 am (UTC)At least dogs have bigger wee-wees than ferrets do :-?