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[reenka]

So because I feel bad 'cause I don't really share fandoms in any real sense with anyone on my flist anymore, and I'm like '....but SGA and POT don't caaaaall to me, I'm soorrryyy', and seeing this colorbar at this particular moment: Slytherin is I really wanna get in your pants so I'll tell you I love you and then only call you again if I'm really horny.

...I just had this rabid urge to write post-HP-but-in-Hogwarts fic with like, OC boys, one in Slytherin & one in Gryffindor. Just, start all over. Oh, and I could get away with writing the bitchy!snarky-fanon!Draco-type without any guilt -.-;;

......THAT'S HOW SAD I REALLY AM. -.-;;;;;;;

I actually want to write H/D but the thought of just random snarky!porn makes me feel guilty 'cause I 'should' be writing my 'serious' longfic and/or I 'should' be writing original!fic, but I just want Harry & Draco to snark and to make stupid bad jokes about Gryffindors in hats. (Like, 'what do you call a Gryffindor in a hat?' 'Why, a hat-stand'. *facepalm* Also: 'What's a Gryffingeek like you doing in a place like this?'-- 'Admiring the fumes.')

HEEEELP! I NEED HEEELP :((

Comments

[loftily.livejournal.com]

I was going to make some stupid joke about "If you write it, they will come," but then it just sounded inadvertently like innuendo and I didn't mean it that way. And now I have told you anyway. I think the point was, I would read it! It is not like I feel the call of PoT either, much to my shame.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oh, if I write it, they will -definitely- come. For instance:
'Is that all you've got, then, big man?'
'Well, you're -are- the one on my broom, Malfoy'
'It's only fair since you're on mine.'
'So about the Snitch.'
'What?'
'Here it is.' :D

OH MY GOD WHY DO I STILL AMUSE MYSELF :((
Hahah yeah, I mean, I could probably get people to read it, my problem is sort of feeling like I'm wasting my time if I write it -.-

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

You need to join Supernatural fandom.

That's where all the cool kids are. :D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

It is true I can see them having snarky dialogue in fic, but at the same time, since it's a TV show, it would involve me actually watching more TV to get a handle on it. Plus, if just watching/reading other fandoms 'helped', I'd have been fixed with all the manga I read -.-;;

....I think at this point Harry&Draco-snarking-in-a-tree is like my favorite chewtoy. I can see myself chewing at it mindlessly and/or making it do little jigs. It's really so mindless... that's really what's horrifying to me, that I can sit there and write bad snark in the dark till the cows come home.

'What's with the look? Didn't your parents teach you it's impolite to bare your teeth at those of us more gently-bred?'

'I. Wasn't. Looking. At. -You-.'

'Then what, pray tell?'

'You really-- you ought to tell your minions to stop making those bloody kissy-faces at me, Malfoy!'

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but this isn't manga, this is a TV fandom. ;) With elfy incesty angsty brothers.

[triestine.livejournal.com]

My idea of Slytherin sex is "for purposes of political marriage only" because in the books they all seem too obsessed with recognition and influence to bother with carnality.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hahah funny how these last two comments serve to turn me off H/D snarky!smut when tempting me with other fandoms won't do, heh. 'Tis true-- the Slytherins in the books are pretty messed up. That's why I was saying I was pretty sad for wanting to create OCs just so I could say 'to hell with the books' characterizations, I want my snarky!pr0n'. Heh. But I do think that aristocratic-type boys that are 'supposed' to act like that are often the most perverse :>

[discordiana.livejournal.com]

off the top of my head:

slytherin sex is i'll do you then i'll obsess over you especially if you don't obsess over me and by any means necessary i'll make you obsess and then suffer and then you'll be my slave but i'll only call when i'm horny so you'll RECOGNIZE.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

..........that's too depressing to write cute snarky fic for. maybe i'm cured :P

[discordiana.livejournal.com]

i thought it was incredibly funny :O

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...well, i think a lot of incredibly depressing things can be seen as funny, though they're still depressing ^^;

[discordiana.livejournal.com]

cheer up, emo kid!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*is oppressed!!!1*