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[reenka]

So because I feel bad 'cause I don't really share fandoms in any real sense with anyone on my flist anymore, and I'm like '....but SGA and POT don't caaaaall to me, I'm soorrryyy', and seeing this colorbar at this particular moment: Slytherin is I really wanna get in your pants so I'll tell you I love you and then only call you again if I'm really horny.

...I just had this rabid urge to write post-HP-but-in-Hogwarts fic with like, OC boys, one in Slytherin & one in Gryffindor. Just, start all over. Oh, and I could get away with writing the bitchy!snarky-fanon!Draco-type without any guilt -.-;;

......THAT'S HOW SAD I REALLY AM. -.-;;;;;;;

I actually want to write H/D but the thought of just random snarky!porn makes me feel guilty 'cause I 'should' be writing my 'serious' longfic and/or I 'should' be writing original!fic, but I just want Harry & Draco to snark and to make stupid bad jokes about Gryffindors in hats. (Like, 'what do you call a Gryffindor in a hat?' 'Why, a hat-stand'. *facepalm* Also: 'What's a Gryffingeek like you doing in a place like this?'-- 'Admiring the fumes.')

HEEEELP! I NEED HEEELP :((

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[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

It is true I can see them having snarky dialogue in fic, but at the same time, since it's a TV show, it would involve me actually watching more TV to get a handle on it. Plus, if just watching/reading other fandoms 'helped', I'd have been fixed with all the manga I read -.-;;

....I think at this point Harry&Draco-snarking-in-a-tree is like my favorite chewtoy. I can see myself chewing at it mindlessly and/or making it do little jigs. It's really so mindless... that's really what's horrifying to me, that I can sit there and write bad snark in the dark till the cows come home.

'What's with the look? Didn't your parents teach you it's impolite to bare your teeth at those of us more gently-bred?'

'I. Wasn't. Looking. At. -You-.'

'Then what, pray tell?'

'You really-- you ought to tell your minions to stop making those bloody kissy-faces at me, Malfoy!'

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but this isn't manga, this is a TV fandom. ;) With elfy incesty angsty brothers.