whygodwhyyyyy

[reenka]

So because I feel bad 'cause I don't really share fandoms in any real sense with anyone on my flist anymore, and I'm like '....but SGA and POT don't caaaaall to me, I'm soorrryyy', and seeing this colorbar at this particular moment: Slytherin is I really wanna get in your pants so I'll tell you I love you and then only call you again if I'm really horny.

...I just had this rabid urge to write post-HP-but-in-Hogwarts fic with like, OC boys, one in Slytherin & one in Gryffindor. Just, start all over. Oh, and I could get away with writing the bitchy!snarky-fanon!Draco-type without any guilt -.-;;

......THAT'S HOW SAD I REALLY AM. -.-;;;;;;;

I actually want to write H/D but the thought of just random snarky!porn makes me feel guilty 'cause I 'should' be writing my 'serious' longfic and/or I 'should' be writing original!fic, but I just want Harry & Draco to snark and to make stupid bad jokes about Gryffindors in hats. (Like, 'what do you call a Gryffindor in a hat?' 'Why, a hat-stand'. *facepalm* Also: 'What's a Gryffingeek like you doing in a place like this?'-- 'Admiring the fumes.')

HEEEELP! I NEED HEEELP :((

Comments

[loftily.livejournal.com]

I was going to make some stupid joke about "If you write it, they will come," but then it just sounded inadvertently like innuendo and I didn't mean it that way. And now I have told you anyway. I think the point was, I would read it! It is not like I feel the call of PoT either, much to my shame.

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahahahaha.

You need to join Supernatural fandom.

That's where all the cool kids are. :D

[triestine.livejournal.com]

My idea of Slytherin sex is "for purposes of political marriage only" because in the books they all seem too obsessed with recognition and influence to bother with carnality.

[discordiana.livejournal.com]

off the top of my head:

slytherin sex is i'll do you then i'll obsess over you especially if you don't obsess over me and by any means necessary i'll make you obsess and then suffer and then you'll be my slave but i'll only call when i'm horny so you'll RECOGNIZE.