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[reenka]

So because I feel bad 'cause I don't really share fandoms in any real sense with anyone on my flist anymore, and I'm like '....but SGA and POT don't caaaaall to me, I'm soorrryyy', and seeing this colorbar at this particular moment: Slytherin is I really wanna get in your pants so I'll tell you I love you and then only call you again if I'm really horny.

...I just had this rabid urge to write post-HP-but-in-Hogwarts fic with like, OC boys, one in Slytherin & one in Gryffindor. Just, start all over. Oh, and I could get away with writing the bitchy!snarky-fanon!Draco-type without any guilt -.-;;

......THAT'S HOW SAD I REALLY AM. -.-;;;;;;;

I actually want to write H/D but the thought of just random snarky!porn makes me feel guilty 'cause I 'should' be writing my 'serious' longfic and/or I 'should' be writing original!fic, but I just want Harry & Draco to snark and to make stupid bad jokes about Gryffindors in hats. (Like, 'what do you call a Gryffindor in a hat?' 'Why, a hat-stand'. *facepalm* Also: 'What's a Gryffingeek like you doing in a place like this?'-- 'Admiring the fumes.')

HEEEELP! I NEED HEEELP :((

Comments

[triestine.livejournal.com]

My idea of Slytherin sex is "for purposes of political marriage only" because in the books they all seem too obsessed with recognition and influence to bother with carnality.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hahah funny how these last two comments serve to turn me off H/D snarky!smut when tempting me with other fandoms won't do, heh. 'Tis true-- the Slytherins in the books are pretty messed up. That's why I was saying I was pretty sad for wanting to create OCs just so I could say 'to hell with the books' characterizations, I want my snarky!pr0n'. Heh. But I do think that aristocratic-type boys that are 'supposed' to act like that are often the most perverse :>