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[reenka]

Yet another sign my perspective is shot all to hell: in our student newspaper, the front-page story was that 3 male dormmates were stuck in an elevator in their dorm for 2 and a half hours.

And what did they do?? They went to sleep!!

They. Went. To. Sleep!!

My immediate thought was: WHERE IS THE BOYSMUT??! (...They could've at least bonded! Or... something.)

...On a semi-related note, two of the boys say they've been trapped in the other elevator in the building once before (for 45 minutes). Apparently, the elevators in our newest dorm break down often. Alas, the boys aren't gay enough.

P.S. Badfic is so beautiful. I want to do a list of worst lines for HP, but am too lazy, dammit.

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[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

HAVE YOU SEEN GATTACA *PANTS* ?

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

....what is it??

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

There's Jude Law and Ethan Hawke and they're living together for years and they're the only ones who know each other's Deep Dark Secrets and Ethan straps a bag of Jude's urine to his thigh every day (don't ask) and there's a Scene where it's all Drunk and Emotional and a bit Angry and Needy and Ethan has carried Jude to bed and is straddling him and "GRAB HIM BY THE TIE AND PULL HIM DOWN!" was somehow torn shrilly from my throat and then he fucking did and okay, it didn't end in a kiss, but my heart nearly stopped anyway because I really had not expected him to grab his tie and pull him down!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

!!! I NEED TO SEE THIS!!! ETHAN HAWKE!!1 >:O!
...a bag of urine, though....

Aaahhhhh straddling....!
...It sounds like a cocktease sort of movie, though :-?

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Forget about the bag of urine. It'll make sense at the time. It was a big film! I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. It just showed on TV tonight.

Er, he also goes out every day with tiny sachets of Jude's blood just under his fingertips. It's a genetic screening thing. It's not an obsessive thing.

Oh, and Jude suggests threesomes and suchlike. And is delightfully English.

By 'cocktease' do you mean 'so much subtext you could scream'? I thought that was just our kind of thing, my slashy friend. :D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I think I've heard of it...? Man, these things blur together, and I often don't get out fast enough to catch the more intelligent sci-fi thriller things 'cause they stop showing in like, 2-3 weeks. I remember something with genetic engineering & the far future, but that was probably something else ^^;
Heheheh threesomes! Well, by 'cocktease' I mean, 'I WILL WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER AND THEY WON'T BE, THUS BEING VERY TEASING YET ULTIMATELY FRUSTRATING' :> Though yeah, it's my sort of thing, of course, since I suppose I'm masochistic like dat :D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...Jude Law lives to be slashed (http://www.thespiannet.com/actors/L/law_jude/jl.jpg) o_0

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

I don't think he's quite as fine as most seem to find him, but he's certainly a fine thing, yeah.

I didn't even know he'd be in Gattaca. I had a vague notion of what it's about (far future, everyone's genotyped, you can't get a good job unless you've got good DNA, one Ethan Hawke bucks the system, Uma Thurman stars as love interest) and then suddenly it was Gattaca: Two Men Sharing Bodily Fluids.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Gattaca: Two Men Sharing Bodily Fluids
All right, now you've sold me :D :D :D
...I also need some sort of OMG SEX icon :> Draco's skinny chest just isn't doing it for me anymore >:D

I don't think he's All That or anything, but that pic just screamed SLASH ME AND THEN TOP ME WITH BUTTER :>

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Well, you could watch him being Oscar Wilde's naked sex toy, I suppose.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...this has possibilities, but seems so... well, yes, I see the whole... dilemma with the tension of slashiness vs. er, (lesser) resolution of the actual... thing. Oscar's life depresses me. In fact, most gay movies seem kind of depressing. Besides, it's not slash if you have it handed to you :>

It's just if it's too overt then it's... ahh, who am I kidding, I'll prolly watch it next time I come across it :> :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Jude Law is a sellout. >.<;;;;;;;

But we are going to crack him. In an elevator.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

You do realize I'm also attracted to Keanu Reeves...? Because I have no shame :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

I sekretly like Leonardo di Caprio.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

We all have our sekrit shame :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

NO I ONLY BELONG TO BOB!

HE'S THE ONLY ONE INDIE ENOUGH 4 ME!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

....like I said, we all have our sekrit shame.
Also, that was GIP, wasn't it :>


...I once named my imaginary dildo Bob :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether I should make borders or not. :/ Also, I can't believe you have an imaginary dildo and I don't. Is it very silent? (Ah! Ah ah ah ah. Am so funny.)

[chresimos.livejournal.com]

In much agreement about the Gattaca! I love Gattaca muchly. But, uh, saw it in the pre-fandom days and thus was oblivious to any slashy vibes. That might be a good thing though - the slashy goodness will only add to its overall goodness for you! :D It is also very preeetty in general, despite being scifi has an old-fashioned kind of, er, ambiance, and is not over-the-top and technologically scary but is character-based and generally yummy!

Also: your random!boy conversation is very amusing. :D

[go-back-chief.livejournal.com]

in our student newspaper, the front-page story was that 3 male dormmates were stuck in an elevator in their dorm for 2 and a half hours.

And what did they do?? They went to sleep!!

....and you think they would tell the student newspaper if they had done something else, because...?

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG THANKS I NEEDED THAT :D :D :D!!


*is so dead, omg*
THE WORLD IS ONCE AGAIN SHINY & NEW >:D

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

My immediate thought was: WHERE IS THE BOYSMUT??!

I love you. Write a fic about it instead.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Heheh. The story of Three Random Boys and their Unbelievable Boredom:

"Soo... do you guys have any cards?"
"No. You?"
"No."
"Bummer."
"Beer?"
"Do I look like I'm drinking it?"
"Oh God. Again!"
"This happened to you before?"
"The elevator gods love me and Paul, I guess."
"Fuck."
"Yeah...."
"So...."
"Suppose I should call Security...."
"Lot of good that'll do you. They're lazier than the Newing girls, and no one's lazier than they are."
"I am so. Fucking. Bored."
"You're not helping, Paul."
"Hey, um, guys? They said they're coming as soon as possible."
"Great."
"Yeah.... fucking beautiful."
"Maybe we should-- um-- introduce ourselves...."
"Why?"
"Well, I'm pretty bored and I can't call both of you-- er-- you. You know."
"We could go to sleep. That's what me and Paul did last time. Sleep. Well, not together or anything, we're not--"
"Jason!"
"What? I'm tired! I need to do my biology paper! And give me those chips, you asshole!"
"We should play for them. You know, winner gets first dibs or something."
"...That's a really lame idea for a game, Paul."
"I'm under pressure here!"
"Guys?"
"You're always under pressure, idiot."
"Um-- guys--?"
"SHUT UP!"


hee

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Not quite what I was thinking of *snicker*, but hilarious nonetheless. *hugs and gives icon love* Who did the art in your icon (just cos I'm too lazy to look at your icon page n shit)?

"The elevator gods love me and Paul, I guess."

Hee hee hee. I am obviously as corrupted as you, since that line made me think all the wrong things, like slash fangirls becomin elevator gods in the next life.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Erm, it's greeksong :>
...and, yeah, it's just. uh. spontaneous threesome smut is -hard-. so to speak. :>

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Shhh, don't humanise fic-writers such as yourself for my puny little brain, or else I shall stop worshipping you as gods.

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

Alas, the boys aren't gay enough.
Ehehehehe. You need to come to my university. Because. Here we have seasonable weather, and boys who like other boys. Heee. The sad thing is they're so busy being all up on each other that they have no time (um, and also, no desire, clearly) to be ALL UP ON ME! Dammit.

The other day I was walking to class behind some frat boys and they were talking to each other, like:
Frat Boy #1: "Dude, is Adam (or whatever name), like, seeing that guy, y'know, from that thing last week?"
Frat Boy #2: "Um. I think so. I've seen them holding hands and shit. But he seems happy, so. Y'know. Dude."
Frat Boy #1: "Yeah. Dude."
[Here you must picture me trying to discreetly inch closer in three inch heels. Cause I'm shameless like that.]
Frat Boy #2: "Cause, like. Um. The other day, dude, I walked in, and they were laying on the couch, right. And I didn't realize it was them cause the lights were out, but then..."

And that is when I realized I was at the door to my poetry lecture and I was thinking "NOOOOOO WHAT WERE THEY DOINGGGGGGGGGG?!" BUT THEY KEPT WALKING! And I couldn't hear. SADNESS.

...You can tell I've been waiting all week for the proper time to tell that (unamusing) story, ahahaha. IT WAS THE PINNACLE OF MY WEEK. Or not. Y'know...dude.

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Hee. The ones at my uni are very political. They kind of travel in pairs and try and get your to vote in the elections/become involved in social issues and stuff. Which is cool, cos they'll buy you beers if you give them 5 minutes to talk about gay rights or student fee hikes or land rights for single-mother black whales or whatever it is. And after about the 5th beer, my replies usually are something like, "I'll sign anything if it means I can see two guys kissing each other in public", which, y'know, I have intellectual/political investment in as well as my perverted desires (at least, that's what I tell myself).

Oh, and then there's the "straight" guys who announce "MY HOMOSEXUAL FANTASY IS ANTONIO BANDERAS" at the top of their voice in the middle of the Great Court (big park area in the centre of the campus), which just make me piss myself laughing.

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

Man, everything at my university is political, seems like. Heh. But it's cool, makes things interesting.

Wheee, free beer. Except I can't drink beer, cause I'm snobby & all (ahahaha). But. Still, cool! :)

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

eheheheh!! Man, that's tempting :> :> Here, we have lots of cold wind, rain, crappy weather and fraternity boys who wear BLACK and CHANT THINGS in PUBLIC. But you should come over and bring some of those gay boys to cross-breed. I have a spare room. For them, or you, either way :D


Man... I'm jealous. That is way cooler than any story I have up my sleeves, and my campus is pretty crazy. Maybe I just live in my own little world too much. *sigh* Yeah I know I do ^^;;
Oooh, we have the Gay and Theater Geeks table at the dining hall. Sometimes they tease each other (two of them are boyfriends) and make sexual references (OOOOOOH). Um. yeah -.- hehehe

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

Haha, the amount of these sort of stories that I have...man, it's frightening.

My favorite, of course, is the time a friend and I were walking out of the dining hall (oh, school food, how I shall not miss you when I leave here). Um. Anyway. When we got outside, there was this woman handing out flyers of something, and when we walked by, she handed them to us (but with free candy, so we wouldn't pay attention to what they said till we got far away). Which was a good idea, cause they were those 'marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman, please honor the sanctity of such a union' blah blah type crap. I mean, first of all, you just don’t hand out stuff like that here. Haha, we try to be more conservative, I mean, we got the Young Republicans Club last year, but. Um. So we were off on our ‘why-are-people-so-closed-minded-arghhh’ rant.

And then. We saw two boys making out in their car. I <3 irony, man.

(And, like. I did not have to be forcibly dragged away while going ‘But! Boys! Making out! Mmmboyyyyys…’ And by ‘did not’ I of course mean ‘totally did’. Er.)

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Oh, and kinda-totally related to the whole Gattaca/slash discussion, have you heard about the movie adaptation of Brokeback Mountain?

[mackzazzle.livejournal.com]

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal! Ch'yeeah! *swoons, fans self*

... *glances around* I'm so random here. My work is done! *flees!*

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

I love your icon. *giggles randomly*