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[reenka]

Yet another sign my perspective is shot all to hell: in our student newspaper, the front-page story was that 3 male dormmates were stuck in an elevator in their dorm for 2 and a half hours.

And what did they do?? They went to sleep!!

They. Went. To. Sleep!!

My immediate thought was: WHERE IS THE BOYSMUT??! (...They could've at least bonded! Or... something.)

...On a semi-related note, two of the boys say they've been trapped in the other elevator in the building once before (for 45 minutes). Apparently, the elevators in our newest dorm break down often. Alas, the boys aren't gay enough.

P.S. Badfic is so beautiful. I want to do a list of worst lines for HP, but am too lazy, dammit.

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[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Heheh. The story of Three Random Boys and their Unbelievable Boredom:

"Soo... do you guys have any cards?"
"No. You?"
"No."
"Bummer."
"Beer?"
"Do I look like I'm drinking it?"
"Oh God. Again!"
"This happened to you before?"
"The elevator gods love me and Paul, I guess."
"Fuck."
"Yeah...."
"So...."
"Suppose I should call Security...."
"Lot of good that'll do you. They're lazier than the Newing girls, and no one's lazier than they are."
"I am so. Fucking. Bored."
"You're not helping, Paul."
"Hey, um, guys? They said they're coming as soon as possible."
"Great."
"Yeah.... fucking beautiful."
"Maybe we should-- um-- introduce ourselves...."
"Why?"
"Well, I'm pretty bored and I can't call both of you-- er-- you. You know."
"We could go to sleep. That's what me and Paul did last time. Sleep. Well, not together or anything, we're not--"
"Jason!"
"What? I'm tired! I need to do my biology paper! And give me those chips, you asshole!"
"We should play for them. You know, winner gets first dibs or something."
"...That's a really lame idea for a game, Paul."
"I'm under pressure here!"
"Guys?"
"You're always under pressure, idiot."
"Um-- guys--?"
"SHUT UP!"


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[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Not quite what I was thinking of *snicker*, but hilarious nonetheless. *hugs and gives icon love* Who did the art in your icon (just cos I'm too lazy to look at your icon page n shit)?

"The elevator gods love me and Paul, I guess."

Hee hee hee. I am obviously as corrupted as you, since that line made me think all the wrong things, like slash fangirls becomin elevator gods in the next life.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Erm, it's greeksong :>
...and, yeah, it's just. uh. spontaneous threesome smut is -hard-. so to speak. :>

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Shhh, don't humanise fic-writers such as yourself for my puny little brain, or else I shall stop worshipping you as gods.