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[reenka]

Yet another sign my perspective is shot all to hell: in our student newspaper, the front-page story was that 3 male dormmates were stuck in an elevator in their dorm for 2 and a half hours.

And what did they do?? They went to sleep!!

They. Went. To. Sleep!!

My immediate thought was: WHERE IS THE BOYSMUT??! (...They could've at least bonded! Or... something.)

...On a semi-related note, two of the boys say they've been trapped in the other elevator in the building once before (for 45 minutes). Apparently, the elevators in our newest dorm break down often. Alas, the boys aren't gay enough.

P.S. Badfic is so beautiful. I want to do a list of worst lines for HP, but am too lazy, dammit.

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[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

There's Jude Law and Ethan Hawke and they're living together for years and they're the only ones who know each other's Deep Dark Secrets and Ethan straps a bag of Jude's urine to his thigh every day (don't ask) and there's a Scene where it's all Drunk and Emotional and a bit Angry and Needy and Ethan has carried Jude to bed and is straddling him and "GRAB HIM BY THE TIE AND PULL HIM DOWN!" was somehow torn shrilly from my throat and then he fucking did and okay, it didn't end in a kiss, but my heart nearly stopped anyway because I really had not expected him to grab his tie and pull him down!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

!!! I NEED TO SEE THIS!!! ETHAN HAWKE!!1 >:O!
...a bag of urine, though....

Aaahhhhh straddling....!
...It sounds like a cocktease sort of movie, though :-?

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Forget about the bag of urine. It'll make sense at the time. It was a big film! I'm surprised you haven't heard of it. It just showed on TV tonight.

Er, he also goes out every day with tiny sachets of Jude's blood just under his fingertips. It's a genetic screening thing. It's not an obsessive thing.

Oh, and Jude suggests threesomes and suchlike. And is delightfully English.

By 'cocktease' do you mean 'so much subtext you could scream'? I thought that was just our kind of thing, my slashy friend. :D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I think I've heard of it...? Man, these things blur together, and I often don't get out fast enough to catch the more intelligent sci-fi thriller things 'cause they stop showing in like, 2-3 weeks. I remember something with genetic engineering & the far future, but that was probably something else ^^;
Heheheh threesomes! Well, by 'cocktease' I mean, 'I WILL WANT THEM TO BE TOGETHER AND THEY WON'T BE, THUS BEING VERY TEASING YET ULTIMATELY FRUSTRATING' :> Though yeah, it's my sort of thing, of course, since I suppose I'm masochistic like dat :D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...Jude Law lives to be slashed (http://www.thespiannet.com/actors/L/law_jude/jl.jpg) o_0

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

I don't think he's quite as fine as most seem to find him, but he's certainly a fine thing, yeah.

I didn't even know he'd be in Gattaca. I had a vague notion of what it's about (far future, everyone's genotyped, you can't get a good job unless you've got good DNA, one Ethan Hawke bucks the system, Uma Thurman stars as love interest) and then suddenly it was Gattaca: Two Men Sharing Bodily Fluids.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Gattaca: Two Men Sharing Bodily Fluids
All right, now you've sold me :D :D :D
...I also need some sort of OMG SEX icon :> Draco's skinny chest just isn't doing it for me anymore >:D

I don't think he's All That or anything, but that pic just screamed SLASH ME AND THEN TOP ME WITH BUTTER :>

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Well, you could watch him being Oscar Wilde's naked sex toy, I suppose.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...this has possibilities, but seems so... well, yes, I see the whole... dilemma with the tension of slashiness vs. er, (lesser) resolution of the actual... thing. Oscar's life depresses me. In fact, most gay movies seem kind of depressing. Besides, it's not slash if you have it handed to you :>

It's just if it's too overt then it's... ahh, who am I kidding, I'll prolly watch it next time I come across it :> :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Jude Law is a sellout. >.<;;;;;;;

But we are going to crack him. In an elevator.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

You do realize I'm also attracted to Keanu Reeves...? Because I have no shame :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

I sekretly like Leonardo di Caprio.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

We all have our sekrit shame :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

NO I ONLY BELONG TO BOB!

HE'S THE ONLY ONE INDIE ENOUGH 4 ME!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

....like I said, we all have our sekrit shame.
Also, that was GIP, wasn't it :>


...I once named my imaginary dildo Bob :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether I should make borders or not. :/ Also, I can't believe you have an imaginary dildo and I don't. Is it very silent? (Ah! Ah ah ah ah. Am so funny.)

[chresimos.livejournal.com]

In much agreement about the Gattaca! I love Gattaca muchly. But, uh, saw it in the pre-fandom days and thus was oblivious to any slashy vibes. That might be a good thing though - the slashy goodness will only add to its overall goodness for you! :D It is also very preeetty in general, despite being scifi has an old-fashioned kind of, er, ambiance, and is not over-the-top and technologically scary but is character-based and generally yummy!

Also: your random!boy conversation is very amusing. :D