....er.

[reenka]

Wah. I've been rather sick with the flu the past several days, and unable to concentrate pretty much on anything, though I still managed to read scary quantities of H/D that I've promptly now forgotten. Ahem. Anyway, I am taking my meds and should be back to normal by tomorrow (*crosses fingers*), so um. Yeah. Feedback. Guilt. Tomorrow. Right now, any feedback I gave would be like, "umm... gerkle?"

Anyway.

Just. Had to sort of snort in a horrified manner at the latest troll-stalker-like lj. I mean. I think this is the cusp. The ascention of the genre to such heights of wankiness that I finally have to accede-- this really does appear to be the Wankiest Fandom On Earth. o_0

beingbnf, man. Whoever you are-- just say no. Because, I mean. Do I even have to expand on this? My god. The userinfo on this baby. Oh man. It's like a parody, except it's just. Not funny. Except in that "omg NO" sort of way.

The wank. The sheer. Unadulterated. Wank. It burrrnnns, preciousssssss.

BNF is seriously like, the worst concept to come out of online fandom. It just really is. It's got no actual positive value I can think of, and its sheer juvenile wankiness is like a big glob of congealing goo right on the keyboard. I mean, here I was, trying to write delirious!Reena-porn, and. Turns me right off the subject, dude.

I am not a BNF. Mostly 'cause I find the idea to be derogatory, especially as used here. I mean, okay, whoever made this journal is prolly like, 13-16 or something, but still. Dude. Just Say No.

Clearly, there are no Deep Thoughts in this entry. Except like. "Dude. The wanking. Write it into fic. At least we can wank together, then."

Yes, okay. This PSA brought to you by Reena's Tylenol-flu-induced delirium. Thank you, and good night.
~~

Oh wait. I'll try to be useful. So I really enjoyed serpentigena's latest two fics, which are really different in style and theme, though both are H/D. Yes. That is Of The Good, and also of the Christmas Spirit of Giving. Though sadly only one is porn.
    Also, umbralin's `This Day' was porny and touching and intense and. Wah. Ouch. Meep. Good.

Comments

[tocomfortyou.livejournal.com]

Oh for the LOVE of FUCK ALL, this fandom is so pathetic sometimes.

I always preferred the original term anyway - Secret Master of Fandom! Because SMOF is just that much funner to say.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...
I wouldn't mind being A Sekrit Master of Fandom. Especially if I was Super-Sekrit Evil Master. And I had a cane. Possibly my own fluffer. And a slaves to write me H/D porn on demand. -Good- H/D porn, mind you.

I'm know I'm picky, but.

*cackles*

[tocomfortyou.livejournal.com]

I can see you as Slightly Sekrit But More Just 'Subtle And Cunning And Occasionally Disguised' Overlord of the Fandom.

Your cane would be oh so pimpy. So much ice your hand would freeze just holding it. The blingingest overlord ever to...bling.

*muaha*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Oh man~:))
:">!! You are too kind :-*!
heeeeeee. I love being Occasionally Disguised. I mean. Does that mean I get a hoodie to go with my cane? Do I get to rap people's knuckles and sneer threateningly? I want to be scary, man. No one knows how scary I can be. Not even me. But! I want to learn :D :D!

...I need a bling-bling icon. Woe.

[tocomfortyou.livejournal.com]

:-* Man, you mean you don't do those things already? Why not? Rapping knuckles is the spice of life, my friend. Or possibly nutmeg.

I vow to make you one before winter is over. *pledges*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Shhh! NO ONE MUST KNOW! >:O
Remember, my evil is (thus far) subtle. I am like. The cunningly disguised Hufflepuff overlord with a Slytherin Evil Twin who rapes fair maidens in the night. And also raps their knuckles. While sipping cider, with nutmeg and possibly whipped cream.

Mmm, whipped cream makes me think of handcuffs & then we just go straight to porn.

I trust you fervor. I look forward to my initiation, man. I want to be a Lean Mean Rappin' Machine. Or not. You know. Quite like that.

[tocomfortyou.livejournal.com]

-_-

Yes, that is about all I have to say to that.

-_-

Okay, now I'm really hungry.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Care for some....

whipped cream, precioussss??

*leers!*


*practices*

[tocomfortyou.livejournal.com]

Ooh, my favorite. *shoots directly into mouth*

What?
Why is everyone looking at me like that?

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

♥♥♥♥

This is why I ♥ you, man.

Mmmm, frothy goodness. Share?
:-?

*innocent look*

[mark356.livejournal.com]

I agree with you on beingbnf; that journal has nothing to do with Harry Potter, and I hope that this is the last comment I post about it.

PS: I do have wank!porn for you, Reena! Let me know if you want me to let you know as soon as I think it's both finished and not a badfic anymore.

And colds are the worst. I hope yours departs you soon! *smites flu*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Let me know, indeed~:)!! *excited*
Also, you could post it on hp_wankathon~:)
We must all do our part to spread the wank-love. Except not in the fandom sense, and more in the Biblical sense. Oh yes.

Thanks, btw. At least the cold makes me sit still and read lots of H/D. It's not like that would've happened otherwise >:D

[little-needle.livejournal.com]

OMG, what in the world is beingbnf? I usually friend everyone who friends me but I'm a little freaked out.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Haha, I think they're a fan that's not really... um... a long-time fan, I guess? And they think they've got the fandom sorted conveniently for future browsers/fans. Heh. They have an entry (http://www.livejournal.com/users/beingbnf/437.html) explaining it all ^^;

[little-needle.livejournal.com]

Oh, ewww. It makes me feel more than a little bit uncomfortable. I don't think the whole "BNF" thing needs encouragement.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel, man.
...I feel a little guilty having mentioned it and thus spread the wank, but I was all... Omg, this is a new pinnacle. And there were so many pinnacles already!

If I was feeling wittier today, I would so have ...said something funnier about it :> :>

[little-needle.livejournal.com]

I wrote a lil bit about it but I don't want people to turn on this person (I kind of think it's a joke, a prank) so I was careful.

And the pinnacles! LOL! Agreed.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Thanks :D! I've certainly been helped in my recovery by lots of chair-rest & H/D reading~:))

Also, hee! I dunno how you got on that list, 'cause you're more like a BNW. (Big Name W00bie). >:D! Also known as LNDS (Local Neighborhood Dan-love Supllier). Or otherwise, TBFO (The Big Fluffy One). Okay, I'll stop now~:))


Well, hi back there, Harry~:)) It's nice to know you still have time for us little people, even with all the... stuff on your hands~:)) <3

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Well, I was thinking of her when I said that, of course.~:))

Heeeee! You make me believe in the beauty of Mpreg, man, ahahahah. If I ever write it, it'll be all because of you. And I'll make sure it has lots of pie. If H/Hr is pumpkin pie, H/D could be cheesecake :D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Duuuude! Wah. Don't underestimate yourself~:) It's all about the chemistry, y'know? Like dancing-- even if one person leads and the other follows, one wouldn't really shine without the other, not in the same way. Ideally, Harry & Draco always do bring things out in each other than no one else would, and you two are a great example of that dynamic in action :> Plus, being the so-called straight man (heh) in underappreciated talent >:D!

And heeeee! You know, I think eventually I'll write every single H/D fanon trope there is ^^; But that just upped my motivation factor for that particular one considerably >:D *giggles*

[psychobarfly.livejournal.com]

*grooves?* :-"

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

You know you've got it, man :> :>

[boywholives.livejournal.com]

Who you callin' a straight man??

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

That would definitely be you, natch. Seeing as how you just proved my point, especially >:D

[addictedkitten.livejournal.com]

Man, I think that BNF journal is brilliant. It's ridiculous to the point of parody, but it clearly isn't, which is EVEN BETTER.

That said, saying a journal is all about the exclusivity and specialness and then friending seventy-six people is nonsense. I mean, how is that at all exclusive? I know this is a big fandom, but damn. I've seen most of these people around, but a good half of them I only know as friends of friends. I mean, what do they even do? Do you get to be a BNF just for having friends now? Why do they get to be in the club?

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make a journal entry about my social life and the chicken in the backyard, so that I may share my genius and talent with all the lesser folk.

*cackles off*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...I know what you mean, man, ahahah. ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE LIKE THAT. They're like, "ooh, loook, we're so picky" and then at first, they have like, 32 people friended & at the end it's like, 89, eheheh. 'Cause they all want attention, dude. I think the reason they don't pick the "right people" is 'cause you have to be partly BNF to know who the "real" BNFs are....? Or something...? Or at least not be a newbie?

I was just a bit... overcome. 'Cause I never really thought fandom was -this- wanky before, believe it or not. I think this was just the straw that broke the camel's back, for me. Heh. I wasn't really dissing it, I was just, kinda. Um. Accepting the wank. Whoa.

Also, you are so cool, you and your social life and your chickens. Mmm, chicken.
>:D

*dorks off*

Which is like wanking off, except less mess :-?

[cathexys.livejournal.com]

LOL. thanks so much for pointing me that way! It's perfect in all the ways you describe, esp. in the way it tries very hard but can only come from the outside. I do think a fandom this large can have 70+ bnf's, but why would an exclusive h/d person even care about snarry bnf's, and what about folks who used to be big but stopped writing, and some people are not writing at all, apparently... it's perfect in the way only unintended parody can be...now i need to go and check out if it has been f-w'ed yet :-)

[mhari.livejournal.com]

*boggles at it*

I cannot imagine having that much time in the day, really.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hee! Well, I can see it if they're 15 and wanting the Ultimate Power of um. Being famous on lj for writing H/D pron? :-?
hee :>

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

Wow. This journal is just...wow.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Heheh. This fandom takes all the fun out of being an elitist bitch :> :>

[gryph1.livejournal.com]

Hey. *waves* I don't think we know each other, but I'd just like to say hi and that I'm rather curious and flattered at your icon. I didn't know that anybody had made an icon of that sketch of mine until a friend pointed me here. D'you know who colored it?

[gryph1.livejournal.com]

Oops. I should clarify, your default icon of Luna.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Er. Hi~:)
I um. Thanks for telling me, I'd forgotten to write down whose pic that was when I saved it ^^;
I was the one who colored it, though, with Photoshop, I think. I'm glad you're not offended or anything 'cause I didn't know who to ask for permission :>

~reena