....er.

[reenka]

Wah. I've been rather sick with the flu the past several days, and unable to concentrate pretty much on anything, though I still managed to read scary quantities of H/D that I've promptly now forgotten. Ahem. Anyway, I am taking my meds and should be back to normal by tomorrow (*crosses fingers*), so um. Yeah. Feedback. Guilt. Tomorrow. Right now, any feedback I gave would be like, "umm... gerkle?"

Anyway.

Just. Had to sort of snort in a horrified manner at the latest troll-stalker-like lj. I mean. I think this is the cusp. The ascention of the genre to such heights of wankiness that I finally have to accede-- this really does appear to be the Wankiest Fandom On Earth. o_0

beingbnf, man. Whoever you are-- just say no. Because, I mean. Do I even have to expand on this? My god. The userinfo on this baby. Oh man. It's like a parody, except it's just. Not funny. Except in that "omg NO" sort of way.

The wank. The sheer. Unadulterated. Wank. It burrrnnns, preciousssssss.

BNF is seriously like, the worst concept to come out of online fandom. It just really is. It's got no actual positive value I can think of, and its sheer juvenile wankiness is like a big glob of congealing goo right on the keyboard. I mean, here I was, trying to write delirious!Reena-porn, and. Turns me right off the subject, dude.

I am not a BNF. Mostly 'cause I find the idea to be derogatory, especially as used here. I mean, okay, whoever made this journal is prolly like, 13-16 or something, but still. Dude. Just Say No.

Clearly, there are no Deep Thoughts in this entry. Except like. "Dude. The wanking. Write it into fic. At least we can wank together, then."

Yes, okay. This PSA brought to you by Reena's Tylenol-flu-induced delirium. Thank you, and good night.
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Oh wait. I'll try to be useful. So I really enjoyed serpentigena's latest two fics, which are really different in style and theme, though both are H/D. Yes. That is Of The Good, and also of the Christmas Spirit of Giving. Though sadly only one is porn.
    Also, umbralin's `This Day' was porny and touching and intense and. Wah. Ouch. Meep. Good.

Comments

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel, man.
...I feel a little guilty having mentioned it and thus spread the wank, but I was all... Omg, this is a new pinnacle. And there were so many pinnacles already!

If I was feeling wittier today, I would so have ...said something funnier about it :> :>

[little-needle.livejournal.com]

I wrote a lil bit about it but I don't want people to turn on this person (I kind of think it's a joke, a prank) so I was careful.

And the pinnacles! LOL! Agreed.