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reenkaWah. I've been rather sick with the flu the past several days, and unable to concentrate pretty much on anything, though I still managed to read scary quantities of H/D that I've promptly now forgotten. Ahem. Anyway, I am taking my meds and should be back to normal by tomorrow (*crosses fingers*), so um. Yeah. Feedback. Guilt. Tomorrow. Right now, any feedback I gave would be like, "umm... gerkle?"
Anyway.
Just. Had to sort of snort in a horrified manner at the latest troll-stalker-like lj. I mean. I think this is the cusp. The ascention of the genre to such heights of wankiness that I finally have to accede-- this really does appear to be the Wankiest Fandom On Earth. o_0
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beingbnf, man. Whoever you are-- just say no. Because, I mean. Do I even have to expand on this? My god. The userinfo on this baby. Oh man. It's like a parody, except it's just. Not funny. Except in that "omg NO" sort of way.
The wank. The sheer. Unadulterated. Wank. It burrrnnns, preciousssssss.
BNF is seriously like, the worst concept to come out of online fandom. It just really is. It's got no actual positive value I can think of, and its sheer juvenile wankiness is like a big glob of congealing goo right on the keyboard. I mean, here I was, trying to write delirious!Reena-porn, and. Turns me right off the subject, dude.
I am not a BNF. Mostly 'cause I find the idea to be derogatory, especially as used here. I mean, okay, whoever made this journal is prolly like, 13-16 or something, but still. Dude. Just Say No.
Clearly, there are no Deep Thoughts in this entry. Except like. "Dude. The wanking. Write it into fic. At least we can wank together, then."
Yes, okay. This PSA brought to you by Reena's Tylenol-flu-induced delirium. Thank you, and good night.
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Oh wait. I'll try to be useful. So I really enjoyedserpentigena's latest two fics, which are really different in style and theme, though both are H/D. Yes. That is Of The Good, and also of the Christmas Spirit of Giving. Though sadly only one is porn.
Also,umbralin's `This Day' was porny and touching and intense and. Wah. Ouch. Meep. Good.
Anyway.
Just. Had to sort of snort in a horrified manner at the latest troll-stalker-like lj. I mean. I think this is the cusp. The ascention of the genre to such heights of wankiness that I finally have to accede-- this really does appear to be the Wankiest Fandom On Earth. o_0
beingbnf, man. Whoever you are-- just say no. Because, I mean. Do I even have to expand on this? My god. The userinfo on this baby. Oh man. It's like a parody, except it's just. Not funny. Except in that "omg NO" sort of way.The wank. The sheer. Unadulterated. Wank. It burrrnnns, preciousssssss.
BNF is seriously like, the worst concept to come out of online fandom. It just really is. It's got no actual positive value I can think of, and its sheer juvenile wankiness is like a big glob of congealing goo right on the keyboard. I mean, here I was, trying to write delirious!Reena-porn, and. Turns me right off the subject, dude.
I am not a BNF. Mostly 'cause I find the idea to be derogatory, especially as used here. I mean, okay, whoever made this journal is prolly like, 13-16 or something, but still. Dude. Just Say No.
Clearly, there are no Deep Thoughts in this entry. Except like. "Dude. The wanking. Write it into fic. At least we can wank together, then."
Yes, okay. This PSA brought to you by Reena's Tylenol-flu-induced delirium. Thank you, and good night.
~~
Oh wait. I'll try to be useful. So I really enjoyed
serpentigena's latest two fics, which are really different in style and theme, though both are H/D. Yes. That is Of The Good, and also of the Christmas Spirit of Giving. Though sadly only one is porn.Also,
umbralin's `This Day' was porny and touching and intense and. Wah. Ouch. Meep. Good.
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:02 pm (UTC)I always preferred the original term anyway - Secret Master of Fandom! Because SMOF is just that much funner to say.
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:11 pm (UTC)I wouldn't mind being A Sekrit Master of Fandom. Especially if I was Super-Sekrit Evil Master. And I had a cane. Possibly my own fluffer. And a slaves to write me H/D porn on demand. -Good- H/D porn, mind you.
I'm know I'm picky, but.
*cackles*
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:17 pm (UTC)Your cane would be oh so pimpy. So much ice your hand would freeze just holding it. The blingingest overlord ever to...bling.
*muaha*
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:21 pm (UTC):">!! You are too kind :-*!
heeeeeee. I love being Occasionally Disguised. I mean. Does that mean I get a hoodie to go with my cane? Do I get to rap people's knuckles and sneer threateningly? I want to be scary, man. No one knows how scary I can be. Not even me. But! I want to learn :D :D!
...I need a bling-bling icon. Woe.
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:24 pm (UTC)I vow to make you one before winter is over. *pledges*
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:28 pm (UTC)Remember, my evil is (thus far) subtle. I am like. The cunningly disguised Hufflepuff overlord with a Slytherin Evil Twin who rapes fair maidens in the night. And also raps their knuckles. While sipping cider, with nutmeg and possibly whipped cream.
Mmm, whipped cream makes me think of handcuffs & then we just go straight to porn.
I trust you fervor. I look forward to my initiation, man. I want to be a Lean Mean Rappin' Machine. Or not. You know. Quite like that.
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:37 pm (UTC)Yes, that is about all I have to say to that.
-_-
Okay, now I'm really hungry.
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Date: 2003-12-22 11:39 pm (UTC)whipped cream, precioussss??
*leers!*
*practices*
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Date: 2003-12-23 12:03 am (UTC)What?
Why is everyone looking at me like that?
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Date: 2003-12-23 12:16 am (UTC)This is why I ♥ you, man.
Mmmm, frothy goodness. Share?
:-?
*innocent look*