w00t! pr0n! except not.

[reenka]

Ahhhh, stellabelle so owns me. Yeah, she wrote another H/D fic and yeah, I'm so in love with it I have to pimp it in this most embarrassing fashion. Ahem.

Possibly this might have to do with the fact that it's called `I Have A Girlfriend, You Fucker!'. I think this and this alone could make me fall over from the sheer beauty of it all.

Also, after the_leaky's unfortunate descent into angst, I so needed this, man. Besides, there are references to like, British things in it. Like... like Kensington. Oh, the love. As well as easy!Draco and rather-stupid-but-eager!Harry. The world really should work like this. I mean, it may not, but DAMMIT IT SHOULD. Actually, it -does-, doesn't it?

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[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

You may not be ashamed, and I am most certainly not surprised :> I come up with lots of ideas while somewhat out of it. The brain likes to be... uh... loosened up. Yeah, that's it ^^;; Also, one's inhibitions about writing Really Silly Ideas go away after one's either been away 25 hours or well enough intoxicated. I imagine either works :> Man, I still wish I'd written the everyone-wants-into-Draco's-pants orgy fic (but not really) 'cause it was going to be hilarious except it only worked in my head when I was falling over with exhaustion :>

Eheee! I'm so jealous 'cause you know actual Brits to pump for information! 'Cause even though I read all these British fics & books & things I -still- feel like I don't know enough to use them. Then again, I think most of my writing is very abstract in terms of placing it anywhere, but I really really REALLY love it when people -do- place/contextualize their fanfic especially 'cause I LURVE BRITAIN. LURVE. (aahhhh, how much do I love the slang??? AAAH, CHEEKY! & BUGGERS! & FABULOUS!!)

...See, when your fics start talking back to you, you know you're on the right track >:D

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha OMFG you should totally write the 'everyone wants into Draco's pants' fic. Okay, well maybe not, but it sounds so amusing. Heh. I started writing this one a while ago where Harry kept hitting on Draco by telling him 'you look so dishy in those trousers' & clearly Draco was all 'I know, you fuckwit!' &, well, yeah. One of those it's-only-funny-to-me things. And yeah, I know, I generally come up with my wackiest ideas while not completely myself, haha. Man. That is how my porn epic idea began (& will never go anywhere, FORTUNATELY.) Or, like, when Harry & Draco get in my head and just start screeching at each other. Oh, boys, how you drive me INSANE. <333333

Haha, it's like, I don't actually pump them for info or anything. I guess I've just sort of picked up on slang & all that from hanging around British people for years. I don't know how I know them all, hehe, but it's like, I was out a couple of weeks ago & it was a few hours before I realized I was the only American there. Sad, yet not, lol. It's too much fun mocking each other though, cause we speak the same language...but not really.

Do you use AIM? (Random, but have been meaning to ask.)

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Eheheh I still have the notes for that fic somewhere ;)) Ahahahahah. It involved owled knickers and train ambushes and rather coy!Pansy if I remember correctly... which I may not. And of course put-upon!Harry >:D Can't do without him :>

Heeee 'dishy' :D I love that word :D Love :D :D
Ahhhh porn epic!! That sounds great!! Since Sara (um, addictedkitten stopped hers in the middle, you should... well, you should take up the flag >:D (...They screech in my head, too! At least I'm not alone!!)

I... the only British people I know live in Britain/Ireland >:D When I met Lasair (lasultrix-- erm, she wrote `Veela Magic', which you should read... heheeh it's H/D & Cho/Fleur(!!)... um) I was totally tripping from her accent. Man. Then again, I have my own sort of mumbly accent :>

Well, I use AIM but not often-- & my contact info's in my userinfo~:)) I also have another one, I think, which I use kind of randomly :> By which I mean 'when someone asks me to' :>

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

*snort* Haha, omg, I really want you to finish that fic now. TRAIN AMBUSHES? OWLED KNICKERS?! You can't go wrong with that stuff, you realize. ;)

Um, you don't want me to continue my porn epic, because...well, it would not have a plot, um, & stuff. I started writing it late one night, apparently, cause when I woke up the next morning, I found my drunk notes on my desk. It said, like, 'Like the Iliad, but with boys shagging' or something like that, in the margins. And it said 'PORN EPIC' in really big letters on the top. I totally saved it, haha. I am so shameless. And also cause I started writing an H/D novel which is going to be the death of me. The one I had a fight with yesterday, lol.

I guess I've sort of got used to British accents, but, like...my roommate's Irish & that's my favorite (who knows why)! When I first met her, we were complete dorks & just sat around going 'Heee! That's so cute! Say that again!' which got old really fast, obviously. But it's just really funny when we notice how we've picked up on each other's accents, cause...well, we're tools. But yeah. Hehe. :)

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I think those sorts of fics need to be written 'in the moment' of like, inspiration, y'know? Like, when they seem impossibly funny and you just sit there and giggle like an idiot at the next stupid thing the characters do (...at one point, all the Gryffindor girls were chasing Draco...) It'd be so fun to write but I'd need to-- well, get into the spirit :> And I keep having new ideas when I'm in the spirit :> Maybe one day, though~:))

Sara's didn't have plot either, really. Heheh. Did you read it? You'd love it, methinks. 'Iliad with boysex' sounds great! >:D Since when do I care about plot, anyway? :> :> Well, I do a little, but it's no great romance or anything :>

Hehehe I don't think I'd -know- if I've gotten used to any accents 'cause then I wouldn't notice them. Like, apparently there's such a thing as a "Long Island accent" or an "Upstate NY accent", but-- er-- I wouldn't know :>
Also, what's your screenname? I might ping you if you're there :>

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, totally, I know what you mean. Which is why most of the stuff I write is silly...um...cause I'm always in a silly mood & never serious. SAD TIMES. Heh. :) But, y'know, I'm just saying, next time you find yourself so inspired...I would totally read it. :)
I didn't read this porn of which you speak, actually, but I guess I should do. Heee.

It's like, I don't usually notice my friends' accents (American or otherwise) till someone else points it out to me. And also I don't think I have an accent, usually, till I meet someone who talks differently than me & then I totally notice it. I think that's what most people are like, though. :)
I'm BlueEyedAngel221 (that's an L in front of the 2's) - and DO NOT MOCK. I've had that screenname since high school & I refuse to change it, lol. ;)