w00t! pr0n! except not.

[reenka]

Ahhhh, stellabelle so owns me. Yeah, she wrote another H/D fic and yeah, I'm so in love with it I have to pimp it in this most embarrassing fashion. Ahem.

Possibly this might have to do with the fact that it's called `I Have A Girlfriend, You Fucker!'. I think this and this alone could make me fall over from the sheer beauty of it all.

Also, after the_leaky's unfortunate descent into angst, I so needed this, man. Besides, there are references to like, British things in it. Like... like Kensington. Oh, the love. As well as easy!Draco and rather-stupid-but-eager!Harry. The world really should work like this. I mean, it may not, but DAMMIT IT SHOULD. Actually, it -does-, doesn't it?

Comments

[malafede.livejournal.com]

But you don't need the epic level to make anyone worthy. :) Becoming an adult is a worthy battle in and off itself, whether you save the hero of the wizarding world in the process.

And I think I gave some specific as to why I think romance sucks; every time I give specifics. This time it was the whole "Draco and Pansy being predictable because they are heteronormative" assumption that I was arguing against. That is possibly a romantic premise that I disagree with.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I don't mean Draco needs to become epic to become worthy-- this is a judgment vs. a statement of preference and personal interest which is what I was making. I want to write/read that sort of fic-- I'm not saying that is the only sort of worthwhile fic. In fact, that would be silly of me to say. Very silly, in fact, because I have neither written nor read fic I consider to fit into that category in all this time, except maybepossibly the DT, and I haven't really read the DT mostly.

I am not claiming Draco better become an epic hero or else-- I'm not even saying what being an epic hero would entail except possibly saving Harry ala his actions in the_leaky recently. I don't see those actions as making him 'worthy' (worthy of what???!), only as exciting as a narrative device and direction for him to develop. This is not about him becoming the hero of the wizarding world-- I was talking about archetypes, not the wizarding world!! I never said anything about him saving the world! Only the person he loves! In fact, I specifically, purposefully said he wouldn't be a Frodo-style hero. That is what I meant. It's not about saving the world. That was my point.

This time it was the whole "Draco and Pansy being predictable because they are heteronormative" assumption
I never said that they were predictable -because- they were heteronormative. These things are parallel, not causative. I find them predictable because that sort of couple happens often in real life. 'Heteronormative' is a fiction term that refers to them being 'typical' for hetero couples and possibly them -defining- how heterosexuality works for a number of people. This has nothing to do with romance as a genre, it was only an observation about the type of couple D/P is and how reality works and how I find this predictable, personally. Myself, I can predict them. That is all, honest. I find H/D predictable but in a less blow-by-blow sort of way, which is good enough.

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Take the least epic/worthy & make it worthy. You said that, and I was supposing you meant they weren't worthy before the epic journey and I was arguing that the epic journey wasn't the only solution and the reason why I don't think it fits Draco is that its very nature seems to go against Draco's nature?

It's not about saving the world. That was my point.

Yes, but I got it you said for you a personal journey to adulthood wasn't enough either? That you needed some measure of heroism? Which, you know, you can need. Um, you don't need my permission to need. But me talking about it and the predominance of this ideal and my own issues with it also doesn't mean you need my permission to enjoy it or a judgment on you, and if we keep accusing each other or trying to censor the other this is not going very far. O_o

Like, you don't find D/P interesting, I do, we were talking about it. I am glad to hear it's your personal preference or slant; I already knew that. You just came off as writing it off objectively as uninteresting because it was not romance material. Can we go back to talk about that and possibly discuss the more social/psychological/literary issues it tangentially touches? Or, not go, given that you'd need drugs to go on at this point.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Well, the Hero's Journey fits everyone, basically, because it's a human thing-- the journey to adulthood/self-knowledge. As far as being 'unworthy', I meant that in the pre-self-realization stage, people aren't who they could be at their best, therefore I'm twitchy. They aren't -bad- or unlikable, just not done yet.

As far as the 'but he's whiny! and pathetic! and weak!' or whatever-- well, these things have been present in some heroes, like say... uh, in CS Lewis, you have Edmund and stuff. People start off childlike and then they bite the bullet and such like that, or they perish. Not that I want to kill all whininess everywhere and Draco is rather conflicted, I'd say, in terms of whether he's stoic (showing emotion) or whiny (over-expressive)-- I'd say he's both, ala bouncing-ferret scene.

I'd say taking on a quest for the sake of a loved one doesn't seem against Draco's nature, and besides, I find it touching and also I like that it goes against his nature 'cause that means he's going to go to interesting lengths to deal with how this new situation forces him to act/react.

I never said a personal journey to adulthood wasn't enough-- just that I like seeing it through the filter of fairy-tale, but I like seeing everything through the filter of fairy-tale and thusly you get journeys, quests, swords and such-like. 'Cause it's a fun story.

Eh, I meant it's not interesting as a romance fic, 'cause D/P implies these two characters in such a fic. But yes, now I'm scared my mom'll wake up any moment.

[malafede.livejournal.com]

You could just tell her you just woke up. >:D

he's going to go to interesting lengths

YOU USED THE EVIL WORD AGAIN!!! >:O

The sad truth is that theoretically I like this kind of story, and I'd love to read one about Draco, just not if it's meant to change what I see as the character traits that makes him... him. Lack of epic proportions being one. Plus, saving Harry is redundant to me, ahaha. Poor ickle martyr Harry, he's so oppressed even the canon characters who hate him go on quests to save him. /slant