~just words...

anyway. this is my chance to state that duo/wufei/duo is THE ickiest... ok -as- icky as trowa and heero. ickier! damn that's so eloquent. not. ok so -how- much time did they spend in the series? were they partners? noooo... does wufei seem in the slightest possibly gay? nooooo.... did they have "meaningful looks" between them? noooo.... goddamn you people! why, why, why??! *sigh* i just don't get it i guess. maybe i just don't like wufei much. that must be the secret. i don't like pairings with character-i-loveXcharacter-i-don't-love. weird, huh. or not. i don't love ron-- thus i don't love to see him paired with harry or draco. he's ok with herm since i don't feel so bonded with her, even though i like her. i dunno i like snape but i HATE him with a student, but that's just student/teacher ickiness. actually it doesn't -have- to be icky-- but that's one large age diff. i mean, there's the j-drama, majo no joken, that has the student/teacher thang going, but, i mean, they look of age, basically, and i don't really know either of them, and there aren't any "extra" love interests to go around, and it's basically -about- them, so blah blah. in general though, i find it.... um... forced. it's like-- that much diff in experience level means one person gets a sort of "leverage", or, "advantage" in terms of what they understand or what they know to expect or how advanced their coping mechanisms are. emotionally, they're more likely less available, more guarded, more set in their ways, harder to overwhelm. usually.

why do i think of pairings so much? i don't. i innocently come across a wufei/duo fic, otherwise well and dandy, well-written, etc. but it makes me want to yell and run from the room. aaack! wufei and duuuooooo...aaack. that sorta thing. my mind hates wrapping around it. sort of like having to picture george bush jr having wild monkey sex (well with anybody) but like, with barney the dinosaur. and i'm a happily perverse person. just not... that perverse.

( &yet more ranting on squicks & words & prejudice )

~i'm a hoofer??...*chortle*

You're a hoofer! You tend to be warm, sensitive, and creative...which some people see as soft, meek, and flighty. You like hanging with others, but crowds make you skittish--and then sometimes, you just need to run free, away from everyone else. Your instincts and emotions tend to run the show, usually because your brain lives on another planet. Even so, you aren't prone to outbursts; you tend to internalize destructive emotions and share productive ones. You can be really shy...until your close friends coax you out of your shell. Herd pressure, you know.

Variations
Typical: Horse
Creative: Unicorn
Independent: Pegasus
Sensual: Zebra
Traditional: Centaur
Reserved: Minotaur
Proud: Deer
Friendly: Moose

( ah, inspiration... me & the four-legged ones )

edited:

btw, harry's survey by kat & tzi is hilarious, and dead-on, too~! um, but pleeeeease, please, please, -please- someone saaaave me from harry/draco/snape triangles, my /lord/, aaaaack~! why oh why must we pair all the Hot Ones in one bed, hmm, hmmm, hhmmmm?? suuure snape is a hottie. but, so?? i think he's the type to be possessive and cranky and not open-hearted and "i-love-you-all,no-really" kind of guy you know? right, right?? though it's cute, the cross-references within the three "surveys". heh. still. nooooooo harry doesn't NOT NOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNot...not...! have a crush on snape, goddamnit. aaaack *runs screaming*