~i'm a hoofer??...*chortle*

[reenka]

You're a hoofer! You tend to be warm, sensitive, and creative...which some people see as soft, meek, and flighty. You like hanging with others, but crowds make you skittish--and then sometimes, you just need to run free, away from everyone else. Your instincts and emotions tend to run the show, usually because your brain lives on another planet. Even so, you aren't prone to outbursts; you tend to internalize destructive emotions and share productive ones. You can be really shy...until your close friends coax you out of your shell. Herd pressure, you know.

Variations
Typical: Horse
Creative: Unicorn
Independent: Pegasus
Sensual: Zebra
Traditional: Centaur
Reserved: Minotaur
Proud: Deer
Friendly: Moose


hm... weelll.. i -was- born in the year of ze horse. i love unicorns. i hate being a "hoofer" tho. i want wings, goddamnit! wings~! big, big, big, -wings-! aaargh.

being a pegasus would be too weird. i mean, that bulky body. guess that rules out "dragon", heh. hm. do i want to be an owl or a swan?? cool as familiars, of course. hmmm.... *sighs* see, that whole "which animal are you" thing has always kinda felt off the mark to me. i feel i'm an animal that doesn't exist :> *laughs* maybe i just never identified with any of the animals as much as i did with elves and such. not enough to go around claiming to be elven (and a `jeez louise' going out to everyone who does, knowing they're not-- ie, not being insane). i mean, if you claim you are, with any seriousness, you're really saying you don't believe they're real. if you do, you're an f-ing poser, man. ya know? like in those borderlands stories, where the humans like to dress up as elves and all the elves laugh and them and feel superior. i mean, i don't love being human. but i am, whatcha gonna do? hehehe "friendly: moose"-- that's just funny, btw.... ha.. moose....

actually, i wouldn't mind being a cat, but they're kinda too small. so. and tigers/lions are a bit too... large and predatory for my taste. i -do- like horses... but they're kinda big. heh. i always liked slender-to-medium bodies, like... hmm... well, elves, but... antelopes are interesting. but they don't really have a lot of personality. but i like their smallness. love wolves of course. probably ravens, too. flying really makes up for a -lot-. um. yah. furries freak me out. i mean, people-furries. people wanting to be furry. sorta like a fixation with shoes, or baldness, to me, for some weird reason. a rejection of the human-- i know all about that. but one of the most disturbing stories i've ever read was a s.f. story in "alien sex", an anthology. sex with an intelligent gorrilla, well, mostly something like rape. i can understand adoring animals so much you want to turn into them-- but any time i imagine turning into them, it's FULLY. i really would want to -be- that white horse or unicorn, that dragon or raven or swan. something about anthropomorphizing them, just, squicks me. even as a child i didn't like aesop's fables, or any story using animals. always wanted to read about faeries and princes and princesses and enchantments. hmm. i -love- werewolves and were-anything and intelligent unicorn/dragon/whatevers, of course. just not the same, though. it's like you're stealing their bodies for no good reason. just wearing their fur, so to speak. it's just weird. like halloween. except more than once a year. just... ick. but anyway.... heh. on with the show...

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btw, harry's survey by kat & tzi is hilarious, and dead-on, too~! um, but pleeeeease, please, please, -please- someone saaaave me from harry/draco/snape triangles, my /lord/, aaaaack~! why oh why must we pair all the Hot Ones in one bed, hmm, hmmm, hhmmmm?? suuure snape is a hottie. but, so?? i think he's the type to be possessive and cranky and not open-hearted and "i-love-you-all,no-really" kind of guy you know? right, right?? though it's cute, the cross-references within the three "surveys". heh. still. nooooooo harry doesn't NOT NOTNOTNOTNOTNOTNot...not...! have a crush on snape, goddamnit. aaaack *runs screaming*