....

[reenka]

...I just had the most disturbing vision out of the corner of my eye, of my plushie!Harry with long wild black hair o_0 Y'know, but still with his messed-up striped t-shirt & jeans & glasses & stuff.

As flash occurred, I realized I would possibly adore girl!Harry even more than boy!Harry, in a way. In an OMG CRUSH sort of way o_0 He's just. My darling as a boy, but as a girl he's. Just. Dude. Breasts o_0 Awkwardness. Still wearing boy clothes. And blushing a lot. And still being very angry. And punching Ron for staring. And. Suddenly getting weird reactions about... boys. Which may or may not have always been there. And. Liking Ginny more. And. Omg, breasts.


Feel like the biggest perv that ever lived o_0 I know Silvia wrote it, but see. This is less about the funny (though still funny) and more about the. Y'know. Sex. And gender-bending. And Harry not being gorgeous! Just lanky & skinny & with wild hair & small breasts & still the urge to kick things. Like, he's totally the same except. Y'know. Yeah.

Girl!Harry & Hermione, ack. He'd like-- go to her for advice and-- stuff-- and-- fumbling would occur, and. It would be so awkward! And. Hot! And Ron! Poor Ron, with the staring and the being rather awkward and messed with and. Ack! And. Draco would. Be so confused. And angry. And confused. And how could he act the same way? Potter is a GIRL! It's just. Too weird. So. He just. Avoids. And wanks. And stalks, like in the shower or something. o_0

Seriously have to fight urge to write girl!Harry. Ack. Someone talk me out of this...! Please.

Wah. Okay I think I've purged it. 'Cause clearly it's not going anywhere, it's just-- ack short skirts & knobby knees...! And Draco like, fainting (and we can't forget Ron-- what with the wanting to grope Harry's breasts 'cause they're mates & that's the sort of favor one would expect), and Hermione being protective (or possessive! Harry, you must take care of yourself now that you're one of us!) and Ginny deciding she's gay (well, she is in my head) and. Omg. Everyone Wants Harry = Reena Is Ever So Lame. It's just. I can't decide who to pair her with-- I just think everyone would be confused, it's not that they all want her. It's just that... hormones are everywhere. And she wanks a lot. And possibly I could see it being H/D but mostly. Girl!Harry. Still angry. Ack. And violent! And. Getting into physical fights!! Omg. See, this is why I should be asleep now. Bad Reena, no Mary-Sue!Harry for you. *slaps own wrist*
~~

PS. potter_mouth can most definitely have my babies anytime, anywhere. Forget about that girl!Harry thing, I'm totally sold on the testosterone overload, I really am. CALL ME, BABY. :-*
    I mean, it's likely enough you like boys, but you being fictional & me being creative, we can work something out, non?

Comments

Everyone Wants Harry

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Omg I just re-read this in its entirety.

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

....biased??? MEeeeeee?????
*giggles*
hey, I -said- I was disturbed :> :>

Plus, I was being silly :))
You should hear my everyone-wants-Draco comedy plot routine :)))

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Everyone wants Rita Skeeter?

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

nah, this is a Harry-or-Draco thing, 'cause I love 'em and like to make fun of the fandom at the same time :> :>

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[malafede.livejournal.com]

It's too late to pretend you weren't serious with the Everybody Loves Harry thing now! :D :D :D

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Well, I admit I was enjoying the idea, and everyone-wants-Draco is more of a comedic impulse whereas the everyone-wants-Harry is more self-indulgent-yet-funny. Uh. I just like a variety of different people with Harry at different moods (Ron... Ginny... Snape... that's pretty much it). Er. But I don't like it in my pants, so to speak :D

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Ron! That's very sad, I thought you were intelligent.

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hey man, don't act surprised now, you must've known I like Harry/Ron (well, sometimes) :))

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[malafede.livejournal.com]

No, I told you, I valued your friendship.

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*laughs and laughs*

You really do remind me of Draco sometimes <3

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Now you're just being insensitive.

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hey man, I meant that affectionately :P

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[malafede.livejournal.com]

While having his man fuck Ron?

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

<3 jealous?

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[malafede.livejournal.com]

It's just a matter of style.

Re: Everyone Wants Harry

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

"S-stop!" Malfoy screamed. He bucked wildly, only succeeding in impaling himself further on Harry's needy cock.

Harry's eyes rolled back as he panted, hands clenched around Malfoy's waist. "Can't-- I-- god--" His thighs shook, muscles nearly cramping with the strain of pumping so fast. He babbled continuously now, while Draco only keened at the back of his throat, his sweaty, pale limbs smacking back noisily with every thrust.

He hadn't touched Malfoy's dick this whole time, but from the gurgling noises the other made, he didn't have to bother. He'd stopped yelling protests a while go, only sobbing incoherently and twisting his hips back.

Harry's lips curled violently around his teeth in a silent snarl, and his fingers pinched and pulled and kneaded at Malfoy's sweat-slick lower belly, finally tangling in the small thatch of dark blond pubic hair.

"Y-you-- this is all your f-fault," he panted, groaning loudly as Malfoy's balls slapped wetly against him. "Sogood-- fuck-- can't-- can't even stop-- need to fuck you-- never stop--"

He pulled compulsively at Malfoy's sparse, silky hair, fingers skidding yet lower to rolls his tightening balls in rhythm to Harry's rapid fucking. "So-- hard-- you keep-- watchin' me like-- I can't help it-- nnngh-- makin' me wanna-- f-fuck-- in front of 'em-- show 'em you're-- aaaagh--!"

Draco didn't make a sound throughout this tirade, but his tissues clenched down around Harry's twitching prick, and warm thick fluid coated Harry's fingers.

Harry yelled something incoherent, milking Malfoy's cock as it jerked in his fist again and again, just as his own spurted repeatedly inside Malfoy's shuddering body. He was still shooting his load when he collapsed onto Malfoy's back, his strength failing him. Malfoy whimpered and his arse managed to clench weakly yet again, leaving both of them moaning in exhaustion.

Malfoy's come pooled with Harry's beneath them, coagulating and finally stiffening the sheets, but neither moved from where they lay, Harry sprawled on top of Draco with his semi-hard prick still lodged inside him.

Malfoy's neck was awash in salty wetness, and Harry's tongue traveled along its length in lazy, sated zig-zags.

When he fastened his mouth in place and sucked, Malfoy mumbled something into the damp pillow. Harry thought it sounded like his name.

A quarter of an hour had probably come and gone before Malfoy spoke wearily, barely moving his mouth to enunciate. "Can't fuck me if you want to fuck around, Potter. I'll fucking cut your balls off if you push."

"Mmmm," Harry mumbled, kissing the place he'd recently hurt, tonguing it a bit. "Got it. No fucking half of Hogwarts in some attempt to-- mmmm-- push you."

"I'd fucking strangle you and be done with it if I wasn't so bloody knackered, arsehole."

Harry laughed softly, rolling off with a sigh. "You know I want you all the bloody time, you wanker. No room left for anyone even if I fancied it, is there?"

Malfoy popped open a single bleary blue-gray eye. There was currently only the lightest circle of that color around the hugely dilated pupil, though. "You fucking owe me big for this," he said hoarsely. Wits returning slowly, but his voice wouldn't entirely come back until Harry let up on the face-fucking a bit, and of course that was how Harry liked it.

"For what?" Harry smirked, watching Malfoy's well-used arse glisten with sweat and come. He wanted to lick it off already, and his heart was still beating too fast.

"Making me picture Weasley naked, nitwit." He grunted indelicately. "I have a delicate constitution, Potter, and some things cannot be tolerated in good conscience."

"Yeah," Harry said absently, slowly raising a sluggish arm to rest his palm firmly on Malfoy's pleasantly firm backside. "Got it, baby. We're totally clear. You don't want to fuck Ron. Okay." Thoughtfully, he pinched a bit, making Malfoy jump, cursing.

Malfoy had just opened his mouth and got to an indignant "Pot--!" when two slicked digits disappeared up his upturned arse, and the rest came out as a squeak. "B-bastard!" he stuttered, his hips undulating against the mattress. "Don't you -dare- fucking-- sssstop!"

"Never planned on it," Harry said brightly, and squirmed closer for a bite.

are you hitting on me?

[malafede.livejournal.com]

... God.

Re: are you hitting on me?

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

haha! *coughs* I'd have said something but I ran out of room ^^;;;;;;

was that weird? er. I was just randomly inspired on the bus & then remembered the jealousy thing halfway ><



......i was really hoping it wouldn't seem odd, but then you randomly drabble at me at times, so. anyway :>

Re: are you hitting on me?

[malafede.livejournal.com]

It was not a freaked out kind of "God."

:-"

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...this whole you/Draco semi-RP thing does get... thorny sometimes :> :>
As far as Draco goes, I'm 100% certain he'd be jealous, of course :>

Re: :-"

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think Draco/me goes as far as bad traits go. I mean, his good traits, I don't have them.

He'd be jealous like a kid with his voldie plushie.

Re: :-"

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

What good traits? *ducks*
though I generally tend to think jealousy is cute. like a voldie plushie. and then there's the fact that to me, it's just an excuse for sex.



teehee it was fun writing porn back and forth, man.
though I'm starting to feel less than creative, especially since I just read this fic where they fucked with one of them holding the other up vertically(!!) & upside down (!!!!)

Though there's no reason to write it if it's not one's kink, is there. Well, unless it's one's RP partner's kink, ahahahahah. *coughs*

Re: :-"

[malafede.livejournal.com]

name a kink.

holding the other up vertically(!!) & upside down (!!!!)

I... don't understand... Mom, I'm scared...

Re: :-"

[malafede.livejournal.com]

http://www5e.biglobe.ne.jp/~makofu/kuro_033.htm


... man.

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[switchknife.livejournal.com]

Draco coming soundlessly! Post this on Pornish Pixies!

*bites hand*

*whimpers*

*runs off to wank*