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[reenka]

Ron is Dumbledore.

Holy crap, holy crap, holy -crap-!!

If he isn't, there had best be some fancy footwork by JKR, what with all this stacked up in the favor of that (admittedly nutty-sounding) idea. When I first saw the kicker in ixchelmala & lizardlaugh's theory, I was like, "!!! ...no" of course. But.

Now all I can think of is Ron's broken wand in CoS, and what a sadly underdeveloped unserious typical-boy wizard he is, and how quietly jealous he is of others' abilities and fame and so on, how overshadowed he feels by his brothers. Poor Ron, right, always in the sidelines.

It would be perfect. PERFECT. If Ron turned out to... well... be the greatest (and least serious!) wizard alive (even though the time-travel idea still hurts my head).

God, I love him. My mind is completely blown. Completely. I never read all the silly canon-predicting theories. I mean. Who cares, really. I'm not a plot-obsessed person, anyway, more into characterization. But. This has such -huge- consequences for characterization. It blows my mind.

Holy crap. Dumbledore really did refer to their relationship in the past tense in OoTP. "Had ever been", indeed. Gah. It was this that really clinched it for me. How else could you explain that? I just want to see someone explain that some other way, man. 'Cause otherwise-- DUDE. RON! If it's not true, it should be.

I always thought that Dumbledore's love for Harry was a little... much. Like. Why does he love him so much? Why? HOLY CRAP. And Dumbledore sees himself holding a pair of socks in Erised, and if socks symbolize mother-love, wah!! Omg. He-- omg, he must really have missed his mother. :((

Comments

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

See, Ron rules all. :>

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

heheh, indeed he is. Your Ron, definitely, and hopefully the real Ron also. I can't believe I just said that. -.-

Oh man. I'm not forever biased~:))
I can only imagine the look on Harry's face if/when he realizes ;D :D!

OR DRACO'S!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

... and when I said "I'm not", I really meant I am, ahahaha.

typo. pay no attention to the man (house-elf) behind the curtain.

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Draco: W-weasley?
Ron: You have detention. For the rest of eternity.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

Omg. "But... But... MY FATHER WILL HEAR OF THIS!"
"Your father is my bitch, Malfoy. Lucius, nothing. -Voldemort- is my bitch."
Draco: *falls over, nosebleeds*

ahahah. oh. priceless. :D :D!

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

*DEAD!!!!!!!*

Ron: I AM GOD.
Draco: *cries*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Dumbledore: Don't tease those less fortunate, Ron. It's beneath you.
Ron: MUWAHAHAH.
Dumbledore: Let's go have some candy. I have a secret stash I was saving for just this occasion.
Ron: *rules* ~:))

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

OMFG YOU MUST WRITE IT NOW. I AM DYING, DYING!!!!!!!!!!1

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Oh man. I was so thinking someone should write it, but I definitely didn't think it'd be a humorfic. And even more definitely, I didn't think it'd be -me-, ahahah. What about -you-? *pokes* You're the funny one around here~:)) Also, your Ron already rules :>

That said, the possibilities for comedy are simply endless, though admittedly as soon/around the time Ron finds out is prolly when he disappears or something. Wah.

But who needs to make sense when one can write Ron & Dumbledore comparing notes??
And this doesn't even touch upon -Hermione's- reaction, ahahah.
She'd be all. Stoic. And yet madly trying to find some way out. Any way out. Maybe she'd follow him into the past.

Ahahaha omg. "Do you have any idea how many old customs there are to study, Ron?!?"
hee.

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

Oooooh. R/Hr!!!!!1

I don't think I could write it. I think I'd be too... biased? in my writing.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

ahahah but I got you to consider it even if slightly and momentarily :D :D!!
*wins*
not in fandom indeed >:D!

But I know what you mean. Maybe? :-? Although, you know, we're all biased. Dude. It is a rare and precious fic that isn't obviously, horribly, disgustingly, BLATANTLY biased.
It is all good if it is funny~:))

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

I think it's sort of harder to write humour for something that either I take a little seriously, or something where an aspect of it ceases to be funny for me (in this case, HP fandom). Know what I mean? :-s I mean, like... I think my fic would end up snarking more at fandom and less at the characters. :-? I don't think I have the energy for HP fic.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*sighs* Yeah, I know what you mean. That reminds me of the last bit of your H/D fic. Heh.

Still. I write humorfic for H/D all the time, and I often take it pretty seriously. I think if I'm -really- really into something in a big way then I poke fun at it even more viciously. I'm just morbid I guess~:)
But yeah. One has to care and yet care about the "right" aspect of the thing.
That's what I was thinking of yesterday, too. The whole idea of "the fandom". To me, it doesn't exist. It's just individuals, some I like & some I don't & some I don't have the first clue about~:)

[eleveninches.livejournal.com]

And some I don't want to know. :)) Fandom has a lot of really awesome people, but then there are also the ones who ruin it. :-L