~~trauma. funny trauma though.

[reenka]

okay, so there's apparently a really good reason why i'm a slasher, you see. and that reason can be summed up by two words: teenage. boys.
    and no, it's not what you're thinking. i'm not into boylove -for- the teenage boys, ahahah. it's to get -away- from them. yes. this is what i've realized. because apparently, in the scary land of "het", there prowl such strange beasties as "straight males" who actually... draw stuff and write stuff, and well... *coughs*
    let's just say it's a wee bit.... traumatizing.
    even though this supposedly "straight male" has written a ... *coughs* ... raunchy h/d fic, so you never know, do you. *twitches* and yes, that fic is just -begging- for an mst3k ><

helloooo, sex-kitten!hermione. someone just -shoot- me, here.
    i have no words. ><;;
    yes, it's the "sexy beautiful Voluptuous mistress of Harry Potter & Draco - 'Hermione Granger'". no, i'm not making this up. i wish i was. if i never, and i mean -never- had to see hermione's breasts objectified in this way, imagining her being drooled over (among other things) by really disturbing males, it would be too soon ><;;
    hermione/draco necking is... is.... yet again, a whole new level.
    "wrong" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it....

Comments

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*laughs* oh, that's not -all- he's obsessed with ;)
ahahahah. that's possibly one of the top 5 worst h/d fics ever. he should be proud :D

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaah! the NECKING. She looks like she'd rather be pretty much anywhere but there. wtf?

(though. um. I really really want to see a drawing of Ron and Hermione playing footsie under the table. because eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. would KILL ME.)

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hee. well, to be fair, i think this guy gets -off- on the domination bit -.-
er. well.

and!
am in the middle of r/hr doodle, but lemme tell you now, it is -not good-, because i suck at perspective ><;;
wah. but, i tried. will scan when i get home~:)

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

eeeeee! r/hr doodle! Can't wait to see it. *g*

[silviakundera.livejournal.com]

oh, GOD. the title under one of those pictures...

The lovers fucking each other. Yeah do her good !!

!

?

[dies]

[andi-sunrider.livejournal.com]

I am so scared... I wonder if this guy has ever seen a real-life naked woman before? If he's the one drawing these pics, someone should tell him that boobs are on the chest, not under the armpit.. Definitely breast obsession, if he wants it to be in the picture so bad that he doesn't care if it's anatomically correct... And Hermione does look like she's lying back and thinking of the Queen....

I think that I'm going to have to wash my eyes out with soap, and delete all the history files on my computer to rid myself of this....

Reena, you've reiterated for me why I prefer the company of girls and gay men...

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*laughs* yah, although... to be fair, i don't think it's necessarily a property of "straight men" to be scary weirdos...
if anything, i think this guy's bi ><;;
eheheh but i had to share, simply because... well... just when you thought you're ok with dumbledore/squid, something comes along to broaden your squicky horizons ^^;

[wellington.livejournal.com]

Oh God...pfft...oh my god. I don't know whether to hate all the way to the gates of hell for putting me through that, or to worship your feet for giving me such a laugh...ugh, my stomach....oh dear god. That was horrible...you owe me a memory charm, deary...it's the humane thing to do.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

ehehehe *tries to convince self not all het is that scary*
i mean... yah... maybe it's just ... -my- problem that picturing hermione naked makes me want to run away screaming... yah...
eheheh. had to spread the trauma don'tcha know :D
& i want one of those memory charms too >:D

*piku piku*

[michichu.livejournal.com]

Oh...oh dear...
Well, *I'm* certainly speechless, and that's a first. Although it is worthy of note that this guy probably a.) has never seen a naked human female before (He sure loves those dogs, doesn't he? and 'Wow, I didn't know breasts could go under the armpit like that!') and b.) leads a very, very sad life if one of his hobbies involves fantasising "what Hermione's pussy" would look like. And a writing class or two wouldn't hurt. Just a thought.

Het is scary...;_; And what's even scarier, I feel a Fic!Lite coming on. Oh dear.

Re: *piku piku*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hee, fic!lite away... well... as long as it doesn't involve draco fondling hermione's breasts in any way, shape or form, underarm!breast or not ><;;
please. *coughs* i don't think my fragile mind could take more of such strain ^^;
and like. imagine. i mean. can hermione/X sex -be- better and more attractive somehow? i mean... what would one have to do?
just.
"ohhhh, hermione, faster, faster!!"
doesn't it seem .... -wrong- like the wrongest wrong that ever wronged, no matter -who- said it??
hee >