~~trauma. funny trauma though.
Jan. 24th, 2003 08:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reenkaokay, so there's apparently a really good reason why i'm a slasher, you see. and that reason can be summed up by two words: teenage. boys.
and no, it's not what you're thinking. i'm not into boylove -for- the teenage boys, ahahah. it's to get -away- from them. yes. this is what i've realized. because apparently, in the scary land of "het", there prowl such strange beasties as "straight males" who actually... draw stuff and write stuff, and well... *coughs*
let's just say it's a wee bit.... traumatizing.
even though this supposedly "straight male" has written a ... *coughs* ... raunchy h/d fic, so you never know, do you. *twitches* and yes, that fic is just -begging- for an mst3k ><
helloooo, sex-kitten!hermione. someone just -shoot- me, here.
i have no words. ><;;
yes, it's the "sexy beautiful Voluptuous mistress of Harry Potter & Draco - 'Hermione Granger'". no, i'm not making this up. i wish i was. if i never, and i mean -never- had to see hermione's breasts objectified in this way, imagining her being drooled over (among other things) by really disturbing males, it would be too soon ><;;
hermione/draco necking is... is.... yet again, a whole new level.
"wrong" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it....
and no, it's not what you're thinking. i'm not into boylove -for- the teenage boys, ahahah. it's to get -away- from them. yes. this is what i've realized. because apparently, in the scary land of "het", there prowl such strange beasties as "straight males" who actually... draw stuff and write stuff, and well... *coughs*
let's just say it's a wee bit.... traumatizing.
even though this supposedly "straight male" has written a ... *coughs* ... raunchy h/d fic, so you never know, do you. *twitches* and yes, that fic is just -begging- for an mst3k ><
helloooo, sex-kitten!hermione. someone just -shoot- me, here.
i have no words. ><;;
yes, it's the "sexy beautiful Voluptuous mistress of Harry Potter & Draco - 'Hermione Granger'". no, i'm not making this up. i wish i was. if i never, and i mean -never- had to see hermione's breasts objectified in this way, imagining her being drooled over (among other things) by really disturbing males, it would be too soon ><;;
hermione/draco necking is... is.... yet again, a whole new level.
"wrong" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it....
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Date: 2003-01-24 09:10 pm (UTC)ahahahah. that's possibly one of the top 5 worst h/d fics ever. he should be proud :D