~~trauma. funny trauma though.

[reenka]

okay, so there's apparently a really good reason why i'm a slasher, you see. and that reason can be summed up by two words: teenage. boys.
    and no, it's not what you're thinking. i'm not into boylove -for- the teenage boys, ahahah. it's to get -away- from them. yes. this is what i've realized. because apparently, in the scary land of "het", there prowl such strange beasties as "straight males" who actually... draw stuff and write stuff, and well... *coughs*
    let's just say it's a wee bit.... traumatizing.
    even though this supposedly "straight male" has written a ... *coughs* ... raunchy h/d fic, so you never know, do you. *twitches* and yes, that fic is just -begging- for an mst3k ><

helloooo, sex-kitten!hermione. someone just -shoot- me, here.
    i have no words. ><;;
    yes, it's the "sexy beautiful Voluptuous mistress of Harry Potter & Draco - 'Hermione Granger'". no, i'm not making this up. i wish i was. if i never, and i mean -never- had to see hermione's breasts objectified in this way, imagining her being drooled over (among other things) by really disturbing males, it would be too soon ><;;
    hermione/draco necking is... is.... yet again, a whole new level.
    "wrong" doesn't even BEGIN to cover it....

Comments

[andi-sunrider.livejournal.com]

I am so scared... I wonder if this guy has ever seen a real-life naked woman before? If he's the one drawing these pics, someone should tell him that boobs are on the chest, not under the armpit.. Definitely breast obsession, if he wants it to be in the picture so bad that he doesn't care if it's anatomically correct... And Hermione does look like she's lying back and thinking of the Queen....

I think that I'm going to have to wash my eyes out with soap, and delete all the history files on my computer to rid myself of this....

Reena, you've reiterated for me why I prefer the company of girls and gay men...

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*laughs* yah, although... to be fair, i don't think it's necessarily a property of "straight men" to be scary weirdos...
if anything, i think this guy's bi ><;;
eheheh but i had to share, simply because... well... just when you thought you're ok with dumbledore/squid, something comes along to broaden your squicky horizons ^^;