...btw, I really don't like chan -.-

[reenka]

....If there's one thing the newest trollgate has taught me, it's this: I need to write chan. In fact, we ALL need to write a lot of filthy, filthy chan.


SO. GIVE ME AN UNDERAGE HP CHARACTER OR PAIRING AND/OR PROMPT AND I WILL WRITE IT!!! AS FILTHILY AS I POSSIBLY, POSSIBLY CAN!!1 :O! FOR REALZ!



ETA - Stop! Stoooop!! ^^;;;; That's enough chan assignments to last me till Kingdom Come. Or book 7, alternatively. Omg, I'm scared of you guys, but ♥. *waves tiny banner* I may only write some, but... I'll write them all in spirit? Er? The baby!Harry/Lily is just a bit... I mean, the logistics alone...

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[furiosity.livejournal.com]

Lily/baby!Harry

>.>

YOU *SAID* FILTHY.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*CRACKS UP*
OMG I ♥ YOU BUT YOU SCARE ME T____T

[bewarethesmirk.livejournal.com]

I love you. And chan.

Does Snarry squick you?

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Nah, I kindasorta ship it, especially post-HBP. Mmm, murderous hate. ♥.

...I take it you'd like H/S chan? :))

[bewarethesmirk.livejournal.com]

...I take it you'd like H/S chan? :))

Oh, fuck yes. :P Snarry is my OTP, but I like many other pairings.

Because of Strikethrough '07 I've been having a pr0n fest.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Bah, only HP? You'd be hard pressed not to chan them ;P

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...and yet, the only chan I've ever written for it is Ron/Ginny, and it was sort of tame and abstract :>

Basically I either suck at other fandoms or don't know canon well enough :>

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

But H/D is always chan *confused* not that I care anymore *kicks LJ*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I don't think 'chan' is really... 'chan' if both people are minors and yet over the age of consent in their place of origin. And we don't really know what the age of consent is in Wizarding Britain, but I think in normal Britain it's either 16 or younger. I've never written them prior to 15, and never hard sex before. Though not on purpose, it's just that they aged as I got more hardcore :>

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Britain is 16. Amusing story: prepubescent Irish girls all devour British teen magazines (don't know what your equivalent is, but titles like BlissJust Seventeen probably tell you all you need to know). The kind with lots of slang about 'Top Totty' and makeup ads and problem pages. The problem pages are all covered with faint pink letters saying "Remember sex under 16 is illegal".

In Ireland, sex under 17 is illegal. You'd be amazed at the amount of girls who have absolutely no idea. :D

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

But where would my beloved Snaco be without underagedness?

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*runs awaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy*


*CRIES*
MEANIE!

and yet it's probably one of the easiest chan pairings to write -.-;;;;;;

[lasultrix.livejournal.com]

Reena, it's been a while. Miss you. *hug*

I think it's Philosopher's Stone-era Threesome Trio for you!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hi! :D *hugs back* I've been lost in the wilds of non-lj forums, but I'm back in the fold now :D It's good to see you around(!).

....Y'know, that may actually be interesting. *facepalm* Omg they're eleven. *cries... yet cracks up*

[cukie.livejournal.com]

Fred. George. The womb. Have Molly masturbate as well. *Grrrr* Maybe for additional kink you could have kid!Percy watch Molly masturbate to the twins, then join in! *DED*

Oh. My. God. Kid!Percy = Twins' Father!

*DEEEEEDDDD*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

.......
...
.....
I'll... *cough* see what I can do? Er. :>

[malafede.livejournal.com]

Albus Dumbledore/Draco Malfoy.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I actually like that pairing, thanks to Silvia Kundera :D

[maidensuit.livejournal.com]

THIS POST FTW!!!!!!!!!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hahaha and now I alone have to write oodles of really sick chan for the sake of The People. Thus is my love for fandom. *___*

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

Seconds FTW!!!!!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hehe I appreciate that you didn't second the Greyback/Draco or baby!Harry/Lily, though :> A true lady :D

[shaggirl.livejournal.com]

Lucius/Draco! Also...Remus/Draco! Ooh, ooh, and how about Greyback/Draco!!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

sdlkjaldskajslkjfakldgjs;glkjhl THIS IS ALWAYS WHAT HAPPENS TO GOOD INTENTIONS. :(( and yet :))

[shaggirl.livejournal.com]

You know you want to.