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reenkaTop 5 Reasons I Like Sara:
1) She's incorrigible. And possibly also plucky. But definitely incorrigible.
2) She's straight up, vodka-style. But also frothy and fruity. It's a thing.
3) She keeps me in line with her Justin Icon of Doom (tm).
4) She can almost-nearly make me interested in reading AU popslash pornfic, because. Sara!porn. But I like her original!fic most ;p
5) I'm not merely a minion, I'm also a friend. Ask me how!
Top 5 Reasons Rachel Is Insane:
1) It's cuter that way.
2) She's afraid of Moore(cock).
3) The little kittins are sekritly in charge.
4) She calls her H/D fic "Draco/Blaise". It's okay, we understand. Acceptance is the first step to recovery. <3
5) She speaks my language (d'oh!) 'Tis the LANGUAGE OF PORN!
Top 5 things Harry and Draco get wrong about each other:
1) Draco thinks Harry has all the attention and love he could ever possibly need, never struggled for anything, is the perfect Gryff poster boy, etcetc.
2) Harry thinks Draco needs to be put in his place, and therefore deserves the hard knocks, full-stop. Most of the time.
3) Draco thinks Harry is invulnerable, these puny barbs can't hurt him, he has the ego of an elephant, etcetc.
4) Harry thinks Draco-- oh wait, he really doesn't bother to -think-, does he. He just automatically assumes Draco is Up To No Good, and must be Stopped. Because he's Pompous, Petty and Pointy. Which... he is, but.
5) Draco thinks Harry is to blame for everything. Really, he should stop whining (to his father, no less) and face some facts about himself.
Top 5 frequently overlooked but secretly adorable characters:
1) Warren (Buffy)
2) Bones McCoy (Star Trek)
3) Ron (HP)
4) James (HP)
5) Fuji (PoT-- MUWAHAHAHAH.)
Top Five Things You Would Least Like To Hear In a Comment on One of Your Fics, Particularly If They Are Sincerely Meant as a Compliment:
1) That was so great, you really know how to spell. Amazing.
2) That was nice, and I really hate Harry/Draco (or that was a great Harry/Draco, they got together yaye!)
3) Will there be a sequel? It didn't seem finished.
4) I didn't really understand, but really great descriptions/sex/etc!
5) Write more.
Top Five favorite fairy tales/fairy tale characters:
1) Beast (rawr, baby.)
2) Rumpelstiltskin
3) Tam Lin
4) Kai
5) the Princess in Twelve Wild Swans
Top Five Reasons Harry Should Be In Slytherin:
1) The only person he's more obsessed with than Draco is probably Voldemort (absolute obsession corrupts absolutely. heh.)
2) People would finally stop writing wimp!Harry fics (WHY PEOPLE, WHY??!) and Draco would so be his minion, because Harry is Just. That. Badass. SCORE.
3) He would be a really hot Dark Lord. Also score with the latent hero guilt.
4) You could have hot Harry/Ron rivalslash, ahahah (WHAT.)
5) To torture Snape. (*bows, bows*)
1) She's incorrigible. And possibly also plucky. But definitely incorrigible.
2) She's straight up, vodka-style. But also frothy and fruity. It's a thing.
3) She keeps me in line with her Justin Icon of Doom (tm).
4) She can almost-nearly make me interested in reading AU popslash pornfic, because. Sara!porn. But I like her original!fic most ;p
5) I'm not merely a minion, I'm also a friend. Ask me how!
Top 5 Reasons Rachel Is Insane:
1) It's cuter that way.
2) She's afraid of Moore(cock).
3) The little kittins are sekritly in charge.
4) She calls her H/D fic "Draco/Blaise". It's okay, we understand. Acceptance is the first step to recovery. <3
5) She speaks my language (d'oh!) 'Tis the LANGUAGE OF PORN!
Top 5 things Harry and Draco get wrong about each other:
1) Draco thinks Harry has all the attention and love he could ever possibly need, never struggled for anything, is the perfect Gryff poster boy, etcetc.
2) Harry thinks Draco needs to be put in his place, and therefore deserves the hard knocks, full-stop. Most of the time.
3) Draco thinks Harry is invulnerable, these puny barbs can't hurt him, he has the ego of an elephant, etcetc.
4) Harry thinks Draco-- oh wait, he really doesn't bother to -think-, does he. He just automatically assumes Draco is Up To No Good, and must be Stopped. Because he's Pompous, Petty and Pointy. Which... he is, but.
5) Draco thinks Harry is to blame for everything. Really, he should stop whining (to his father, no less) and face some facts about himself.
Top 5 frequently overlooked but secretly adorable characters:
1) Warren (Buffy)
2) Bones McCoy (Star Trek)
3) Ron (HP)
4) James (HP)
5) Fuji (PoT-- MUWAHAHAHAH.)
Top Five Things You Would Least Like To Hear In a Comment on One of Your Fics, Particularly If They Are Sincerely Meant as a Compliment:
1) That was so great, you really know how to spell. Amazing.
2) That was nice, and I really hate Harry/Draco (or that was a great Harry/Draco, they got together yaye!)
3) Will there be a sequel? It didn't seem finished.
4) I didn't really understand, but really great descriptions/sex/etc!
5) Write more.
Top Five favorite fairy tales/fairy tale characters:
1) Beast (rawr, baby.)
2) Rumpelstiltskin
3) Tam Lin
4) Kai
5) the Princess in Twelve Wild Swans
Top Five Reasons Harry Should Be In Slytherin:
1) The only person he's more obsessed with than Draco is probably Voldemort (absolute obsession corrupts absolutely. heh.)
2) People would finally stop writing wimp!Harry fics (WHY PEOPLE, WHY??!) and Draco would so be his minion, because Harry is Just. That. Badass. SCORE.
3) He would be a really hot Dark Lord. Also score with the latent hero guilt.
4) You could have hot Harry/Ron rivalslash, ahahah (WHAT.)
5) To torture Snape. (*bows, bows*)
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Date: 2006-01-18 06:23 am (UTC)I am glad you love elephants. Now you should write me a fic in which Harry and Draco ride elephants, or something. But not.
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Date: 2006-01-18 06:51 am (UTC)...I suddenly got the image of Alladin!Harry and it won't go away. He could ride the elephant (of Luuurve?) and Draco could.
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He could...
...be the um, white ninja of death. I bet a boy that pale would look pretty scary totally out of context...
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Date: 2006-01-19 04:11 am (UTC)Street urchin Harry! Flkfjdsa!