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reenkaTop 5 Reasons I Like Sara:
1) She's incorrigible. And possibly also plucky. But definitely incorrigible.
2) She's straight up, vodka-style. But also frothy and fruity. It's a thing.
3) She keeps me in line with her Justin Icon of Doom (tm).
4) She can almost-nearly make me interested in reading AU popslash pornfic, because. Sara!porn. But I like her original!fic most ;p
5) I'm not merely a minion, I'm also a friend. Ask me how!
Top 5 Reasons Rachel Is Insane:
1) It's cuter that way.
2) She's afraid of Moore(cock).
3) The little kittins are sekritly in charge.
4) She calls her H/D fic "Draco/Blaise". It's okay, we understand. Acceptance is the first step to recovery. <3
5) She speaks my language (d'oh!) 'Tis the LANGUAGE OF PORN!
Top 5 things Harry and Draco get wrong about each other:
1) Draco thinks Harry has all the attention and love he could ever possibly need, never struggled for anything, is the perfect Gryff poster boy, etcetc.
2) Harry thinks Draco needs to be put in his place, and therefore deserves the hard knocks, full-stop. Most of the time.
3) Draco thinks Harry is invulnerable, these puny barbs can't hurt him, he has the ego of an elephant, etcetc.
4) Harry thinks Draco-- oh wait, he really doesn't bother to -think-, does he. He just automatically assumes Draco is Up To No Good, and must be Stopped. Because he's Pompous, Petty and Pointy. Which... he is, but.
5) Draco thinks Harry is to blame for everything. Really, he should stop whining (to his father, no less) and face some facts about himself.
Top 5 frequently overlooked but secretly adorable characters:
1) Warren (Buffy)
2) Bones McCoy (Star Trek)
3) Ron (HP)
4) James (HP)
5) Fuji (PoT-- MUWAHAHAHAH.)
Top Five Things You Would Least Like To Hear In a Comment on One of Your Fics, Particularly If They Are Sincerely Meant as a Compliment:
1) That was so great, you really know how to spell. Amazing.
2) That was nice, and I really hate Harry/Draco (or that was a great Harry/Draco, they got together yaye!)
3) Will there be a sequel? It didn't seem finished.
4) I didn't really understand, but really great descriptions/sex/etc!
5) Write more.
Top Five favorite fairy tales/fairy tale characters:
1) Beast (rawr, baby.)
2) Rumpelstiltskin
3) Tam Lin
4) Kai
5) the Princess in Twelve Wild Swans
Top Five Reasons Harry Should Be In Slytherin:
1) The only person he's more obsessed with than Draco is probably Voldemort (absolute obsession corrupts absolutely. heh.)
2) People would finally stop writing wimp!Harry fics (WHY PEOPLE, WHY??!) and Draco would so be his minion, because Harry is Just. That. Badass. SCORE.
3) He would be a really hot Dark Lord. Also score with the latent hero guilt.
4) You could have hot Harry/Ron rivalslash, ahahah (WHAT.)
5) To torture Snape. (*bows, bows*)
1) She's incorrigible. And possibly also plucky. But definitely incorrigible.
2) She's straight up, vodka-style. But also frothy and fruity. It's a thing.
3) She keeps me in line with her Justin Icon of Doom (tm).
4) She can almost-nearly make me interested in reading AU popslash pornfic, because. Sara!porn. But I like her original!fic most ;p
5) I'm not merely a minion, I'm also a friend. Ask me how!
Top 5 Reasons Rachel Is Insane:
1) It's cuter that way.
2) She's afraid of Moore(cock).
3) The little kittins are sekritly in charge.
4) She calls her H/D fic "Draco/Blaise". It's okay, we understand. Acceptance is the first step to recovery. <3
5) She speaks my language (d'oh!) 'Tis the LANGUAGE OF PORN!
Top 5 things Harry and Draco get wrong about each other:
1) Draco thinks Harry has all the attention and love he could ever possibly need, never struggled for anything, is the perfect Gryff poster boy, etcetc.
2) Harry thinks Draco needs to be put in his place, and therefore deserves the hard knocks, full-stop. Most of the time.
3) Draco thinks Harry is invulnerable, these puny barbs can't hurt him, he has the ego of an elephant, etcetc.
4) Harry thinks Draco-- oh wait, he really doesn't bother to -think-, does he. He just automatically assumes Draco is Up To No Good, and must be Stopped. Because he's Pompous, Petty and Pointy. Which... he is, but.
5) Draco thinks Harry is to blame for everything. Really, he should stop whining (to his father, no less) and face some facts about himself.
Top 5 frequently overlooked but secretly adorable characters:
1) Warren (Buffy)
2) Bones McCoy (Star Trek)
3) Ron (HP)
4) James (HP)
5) Fuji (PoT-- MUWAHAHAHAH.)
Top Five Things You Would Least Like To Hear In a Comment on One of Your Fics, Particularly If They Are Sincerely Meant as a Compliment:
1) That was so great, you really know how to spell. Amazing.
2) That was nice, and I really hate Harry/Draco (or that was a great Harry/Draco, they got together yaye!)
3) Will there be a sequel? It didn't seem finished.
4) I didn't really understand, but really great descriptions/sex/etc!
5) Write more.
Top Five favorite fairy tales/fairy tale characters:
1) Beast (rawr, baby.)
2) Rumpelstiltskin
3) Tam Lin
4) Kai
5) the Princess in Twelve Wild Swans
Top Five Reasons Harry Should Be In Slytherin:
1) The only person he's more obsessed with than Draco is probably Voldemort (absolute obsession corrupts absolutely. heh.)
2) People would finally stop writing wimp!Harry fics (WHY PEOPLE, WHY??!) and Draco would so be his minion, because Harry is Just. That. Badass. SCORE.
3) He would be a really hot Dark Lord. Also score with the latent hero guilt.
4) You could have hot Harry/Ron rivalslash, ahahah (WHAT.)
5) To torture Snape. (*bows, bows*)
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Date: 2006-01-18 02:14 am (UTC)With H/D... what puzzles me, I think, is like, if one agrees with me (and most people do? usually, on H/D I mean), why -wouldn't- you write your fics like that to start with--? Like, I myself almost never 'perform' up to my own standards with H/D, but then I'm always aware of it and constantly haunted with a constant sense of failure, the need to keep going, keep pushing, keep writing 'til I achieve It. You know. It. Uh. Which I wouldn't want to inflict on you, naturally, but am wondering why I'm alone in this crushing constant self-recrimination in terms of characterizing them perfectly-- like. Unless it's that people agree but it's not as -important- or something :-?
The freckles~! They are nothing compared to the hotness that is suddenly-dom!Ron and coolly-accessing!Harry and like. Just. I need a moment. ^^;
...I think Harry would be more introverted and cruel if he was in Slytherin, and Ron would so be his natural enemy, and yet sekritly they would of course naturally get along (so it'd be like cliched H/D fic, ahahah, more than actual H/D is likely to be). Even more sexy if it started out with Harry going after Ginny to get at Ron, Ron losing it (of course, his SISTER! with that NASTY SLYTHERIN OMG!!1) and then... yeah... *happy sigh* Um. -.-
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Date: 2006-01-18 09:32 am (UTC)It's quite disturbing, even to me, but my therapist will one day be a very rich man/woman, so it's all good.
I myself almost never 'perform' up to my own standards with H/D, but then I'm always aware of it and constantly haunted with a constant sense of failure, the need to keep going, keep pushing, keep writing 'til I achieve It
Well, that's just it, you see! Your It is pretty much the same It as mine (in essentials, at least). So when you write something like what you wrote there, it gives me a jolt and I wonder well, did I break that 'rule' again, or am I getting any better at writing them the way I want them to be written?
Sometimes I get bogged down in humourous meta and just, oh, the semantics of writing, and the characterisation just happens without my noticing. So I have to be more careful!
That's one dynamic I'm not so happy with -- the friends to lovers thing. I guess because it could happen to anyone, to me, if you can imagine it with them, and I don't want any of my friends to suddenly declare their lust for me. THAT WOULD BE FREAKY. So I much prefer it your way, lemme tell ya.
Harry as the Nasty Slytherin. Ohhhh.