ZOMG SQUEE!

[reenka]

OMG I LOVE DUCKPUPPY SO MUCH RIGHT NOW :(( THERE ARE NO WORDS :(( SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO COULD MAKE ME WIBBLE WITH OMG-SO-MUCH-H/D-LURVE AND YET WANT TO WRITE HER THIS GREAT BIG S/D PORN EPIC :(( AAAAHHH JUST TELL ME A SCENARIO AND I'LL WRITE YOU ALL THE S/D PORN YOU COULD EVER WANT, I SWEAR TO GOD :(( AAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :((!!

In other words, omg, I AM SO DEAD, because flimsy drew me sword!H/D just when I was semi-losing my H/D squee :(( :(( I AM NOT WORTHY :(( :(( With the tighty-whities!! <3<3<3<3 And socks!! And the dragon tattoo of luuuurve! AND DRACO IN TIGHT PANTS AND BOOTS AND OMGfolkd;jqalfsdkjdgl THE SWORD :(( AND THE GRIN!! HE'S SO INSANE :(( I LOVE HIM SO MUCH :(( *sobs* (*is not coherent right now*) <33333333333333333333333333333
    So! Since I couldn't write her a D/S epic RIGHT NOW, I decided to try my hand at er.... really lame stick-figures instead? Er? :-? BUT I've been meaning to do this for her birthday (eep! Happy Belated Birthday! hee!) and er, then the 'muse' struck me. Sadly nowhere too interesting, but.



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And! Then I couldn't stop doodling, soooo....







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And... er... then there's just a doodle of bitter!Draco, without the stick-figure part. Um.

Comments

[shaggirl.livejournal.com]

You are quite disturbed. :D :D :D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

I try, I try >:D :D :D

[tamlane.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! (here via random surfing)

Those are hilarious. I LOVE Snape's nose in the "bedtime story" scene. :D AWW! And poor little Draco with the world on his shoulders *sniffle*, and his OMG CUTESY FISTS OF DOOM!! *loves* And the tissues! "Newly!sensitive!Ron"!! *snuggles the comics*

And the last pic is gorgeous. &hearts

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thankees :D I'm glad these weren't too cracked-out for public consumption (or... well, almost) >:D
And you even like ze fist of DOOM!!1 >:D! Truly we are on the same wavelength with this :D :D

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

oh gosh, that last one. *shiver* in a good way, but still. *shiver* it just seems so final, and awful, and chilling. gah.

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

and i totally should have used this icon to comment.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Wah. Yeah, I sort of creeped myself out with it, a bit o_0
It's also the closest to my!Draco I think I've drawn yet, whatever -that- means :>

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

You are on crack. You know that?

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Pretty much >:D :D :D
AND WHAT GOOD CRACK IT IS >:D

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

BARTENDER! I'LL HAVE SOME OF WHAT SHE'S HAVING.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...and here I thought you'd be worried about starting to rave about Draco's Angest & Pane and drawing stick-figure boners just like me >:D

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Ha, that's the least of my troubles right now. In fact, that's fairly regular behaviour in my book. XD

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA REENA <3
Your scribbly handwriting! And your hilarious notes! And fourth year Draco! And tissues! And Draco's FISTS OF DOOM OMG! And devious Hermione! And everything!
can't stop giggling. hee.

This makes me want to write The Life and Times of Draco Malfoy, or something. About how he is terribly oppressed and misunderstood but really just quite gay.

Oh, and the last sketch. *sigh* His face. Is just. Wah.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

HEEE :D These were so much fun to scribble, it should probably be illegal somewhere, if it's not already >:D I KNEW YOU'D UNDERSTAND, EVEN WHILE THE REST OF THE WORLD CALLS ME DISTURBED AND possibly they're right but OTHER SUCH COMPLETELY UNFOUNDED RUMORS!! ♥

Also, I feel quite fully successful now that I may have nudged you in the direction of an autobiography Draco's Life & Times as a Frisky Slapper Bitch >:D IT HAS TO BE DONE, TO BE APPRECIATED & TRULY FELT BY THE MASSES!! >:D *nodnod*

It is truly sad, how much I draw the bastard when I really just intend to make fun of him & leave him without support, methinks -.-

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

I'm glad they were fun to draw! I wish I could draw. Ohwoe! And yes, I think that most of the time people just stand back and stare oddly while we dance around gleefully! With the naked boys! (Hey naked boy, feed me some grapes!) ALL THIS TALK OF ODD BEHAVIOR IS CLEARLY GREATLY UNFOUNDED.
Also, I think you have your fandom mojo back! :)!

And, like. You wait, Reena! JUST YOU WAIT BECAUSE I AM SOOO WRITING IT OMG.

Also what is truly sad is how much we giggle and fawn over the bastard when really--REALLY--what he is is a TWUNT. Oh well. It is an arduous task, but we're up to it! Probably! Maybe! Some of the time!

[balfrog.livejournal.com]

whee! Draco through the years comic! I KNEW you truly loved Snaco deep deep down and were only covering it in denial!!!
:D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...

...You know, I'd scoff at you, buuuut ;))

I just think no one's, er, written it quite like this (that I've seen) before :))

[sistermagpie.livejournal.com]

This post makes me wish I really understood this symbol correctly:

o_O

I think it's appropriate, but I'm not sure.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hahahah, if you mean *shocked & confused* then that's about what it stands for. If you do, I think I'm kinda proud at getting such a reaction from the unflappable Sister M :D :D :D hee >:D

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

ZOMG can't read post, all caps and 3 and ( and < *goes blind*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

haha, well, you can ignore the text & lookit the pikturs??! :>

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

Aheh, they only loaded now, you went to the dark side of the force! ;P

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...they're kinda big, aren't they ^^;;
*weeps with shame* :-?

[flimpy.livejournal.com]

AW SHUCKS :"> It was my pleasure, my adorable Reena dahlink. ♥

AND WHAT OMG you drew SNACO. *ded* "How come your nose is so big?" Hahahahahaha. I love annoyingbastard!Draco and impatientbuthorny!Snape so much :D :D And Draco with the world on his shoulders! Mwahahaha.

*Pinches you inappropriately*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*beams* I'm so happy it made you giggle... the S/D sort of made me giggle too, much to my surprise (at myself... and Draco just sort of ran away with me with the Snape-teasing... he REALLY likes that, don't ask me why) >:D

*squeaks like Draco, omg* :D! ♥

[cellia.livejournal.com]

hahhaahha

"plz stop stealing my tissues"

hee.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

XD
Me & Harry both aim to sneeze ♥

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

Er, well, I have a stomach and there's this thing in my chest ... stealing my tissues ...

I never knew I could actually MAKE the sound teeheehee until now.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

HEE. I make quite a number of inappropriate laugh noises, myself. People do stare, but. Ahem.
I was just thinking that if I didn't make a post that you couldn't very well comment, too :D :D :D
...though a part of me is wondering how you found this one ^^;;

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'll bugger off now. But I was looking at flimpy's 'En Garde, Potter!' picture because it's just my favourite fanart, ever, and the rest, as they say, is history.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I didn't think you could take it that way-- I meant I wanted to make a post just for you to comment on~:)) ^^;;;
I so love the coloured one even more <3<3<3<3
(...though I actually wanted them to be -fighting- with swords, but.)

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

REALLY? I feel happy now.

Mmm, there's something clean about the line. I could look at it for, like, ten minutes. (Yes, the requirement is 'forever', but with an attention span like mine ten whole minutes is a real compliment.)

Wiv swords? Like in Ivy Blossom's story? Those imaginary sex scenes were the best, man. Such a pity she left fandom.

(Tell you a secret? Am writing story based on same picture. 12,000 words at the mo. Is wrecking my head, but I couldn't not.)

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hee :D I was totally mesmerized when I first saw it *___* I especially like Harry's tighty-whities <3<3<3
Wiv SWORDS!! Like in Aspen's Quicksilver (http://glassesreflect.net/hd17/quicksilver.php) (username = psa/ password = jamessnape)-- it's a CLASSIC and OMG SO HAWT and just. The ULTIMATE swordsex fic of like ALL TIME. Yus. *swallows* Oh, Aspen!smut. *tear*

...I also wrote a drabble (http://glassesreflect.net/hd/neversurrender.php) with it once, which joosetta illustrated <3<3<3 So I'm like, REALLY pumped you're writing it too :D :D Nothing quite says H/D like dirtyangryviolent swords. With sex, of course. But mostly swords.. mmm....

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

Nah, Draco's the best. It's so scary, because that is the way I see him in my head. Especially with the lace, omg.

I have yet to incorporate dirtyangryviolentswords, or indeed sex, but I couldn't agree more. *pause* Yup, I had to have another look. And Draco with his finger up his nose in the portrait! Oh my!

That drabble was evil. In a good way! Especially the bad breath. Applause for that. I don't know why, I could almost ... smell it, or something? Like coffee breath?

And obviously they dropped the swords afterwards to use the other sort of more metaphorical swords. I hope.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Heh. I think my favorite Draco of ducky's is probably this (http://notquiteroyal.net/yoflam/gen/ferretboy.html), ahahah. -.- I'm a mean cruel horrible person, but. Yus. I likes 'im pathetic and pointy and ferrety and with circles under his eyes. *___*

Could be gothy like this (http://www.deviantart.com/view/2634061/) or maybe this (http://www.deviantart.com/view/2432509/) (this really reminds me of my H/D, ahahah). My favorite canon!Draco pic in recent memory's prolly this (http://www.deviantart.com/view/7906711/), though-- and it has the cutest Harry (http://www.deviantart.com/view/8003646/) to go with it, too. Though now I saw her earliest H/D pic (http://www.deviantart.com/view/2110289/) and suspect that's the most like my inner image of them ^^;;; Yeah... uh... my Draco's kinda evil&sick, what can I say... ahahaha -.-

I know what you mean about the smell/visceralness-- I think that's really the attraction of the idea of swords-- and blood-- and rage with them (for me), like, how it taps into that life/death basic conflict thing, how physical it is. Like, I dunno if I'm into hatesex!H/D as much as I am into dirtyangrysointenseit'sviolent!H/D. Heh. Like in Aspen's fic! Except more of it :D :D

...but any swordfic = good swordfic, as I loved Ivy's too, but, um... that's more civilized, now ain't it :>

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

I love how his eyes are kind of too far apart! Yet there's still something interesting about him. I think Harry would agree (wishful thinking, much?) -- am so in awe of flimpy's mad skillz.

AM LIKING THE GOTH DRACO, oh yes. But is Draco naturally inclined towards being anaemic and, as my haemotology lecture says, "pale and interesting," or does he do it on purpose? Is he extremely self-aware or way above all that?

Hate!sex. Gets a good rap, yet ... what is it, really? Personally, I could never write a H/D sex scene where there wasn't some feeling of lust or attraction on both sides, even if it's so subliminal its draining out their ears. I can't imagine but that it'd be an awfully traumatic event if someone is taking their hate out on you through sex and you didn't want them to do it on some level. Eh. Yeah, you prolly don't want that either, but what is life if we don't debate the semantics of stuff?
I liked Quicksilver, but is that the same Aspen who wrote Daisy-Chain Draco? Because, um, that disturbed me. Sorry. But it did. A lot.

Ah, but Ivy's was the first hardcore erotica I'd read (in fandom), and certainly the first between two boys. You know what they say: you never forget your first time ...

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Ehehehe, 'pale and interesting' indeed :D :D When I first started writing Draco, he was totally extremely self-aware but in no way above anything, eheheh, he was always very put-upon :D I just like him to ANGST and then ANGST and then... ANGST SOME MORE :D :D (Not that I'm sadistic when it comes to him... no, really.... er...)

I once wrote H/D hatesex (http://lunacy.livejournal.com/132492.html), like, for realz, but of course that was mostly non-con-- I think I get carried away with hate-- I mostly stick to anger, which does allow for both violence and desire-- so it's actually angrysex. If there's no actual desire, then it's just disturbing, isn't it ^^;;;
And yeah, uh, Daisy-Chain!Draco disturbed me as well -.- But most of her H/D smut is actually... on the realistic-yet-fluffy side, ahahah.

I think Ivy was first for me too, though that was ages ago by now. Well, Ivy's the second writer I read after Durendal, and Irresistible Poison -had- no sex... though I read Tower with a View soon afterwards, and -that- was hot... and then Dahlia... and Marysia-- ahahah it cracks me up 'cause I don't think anyone knows who these people are anymore :>

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've read IP! ... the ending was a let-down. I thought. There was some wank with Tower with a View and it was taken down, I heard. And I've heard OF Dahlia and Marysia, but never read them.

I like ... geoviki, and you, and kabeyk, and spectacular. That's the 'drop everything to read' list, anyway. After that, I'm easy.