...badfic makes the world go 'round *___*
Dec. 7th, 2006 10:34 pmI was sort of out of it & meh today, and then.....
....
Draco gasped as his eyes landed on the image high above him. He was the picture of debauched. “Oh yes, my lovely,” Harry said, his eyes meeting Draco’s in the mirror, “You were just made to be my slut.”
*cackles*
Am I the only one getting images of Evil Old Witch!Harry & Pure Blond Innocent!Draco alone in the woods?
"I SHALL HAVE YOU, MY PRETTY!!1 HAVE YOU I SHALL!!"
"Noooo, noooo DON'T HURT ME MASTER! I SHALL BE A GOOD LITTLE SLYTHERIN THIS YEAR!"
*evil chuckle* "But what shall I have for my soup except your lovely white bones, my dearie? Ohoho!"
*sigh*
...Sorry, I... had to get that out -.- Goddamn, back to GW & The Sentinel fic for me. Ahhh, sanity, I've missed you while I've been gone... *___*
( ...mer. -.- )
~~
Speaking of things I enjoy (because I may as well, right?), presenting...
THE POWER OF PANTS!!
(it just had to be capslocked, didn't it?) It's an absolutely hilarious BL one-shot by Ryo Mutobe that's basically how I wish all BL was-- over-the-top and wackt and yet adorably realistic, too. *sigh* I dunno, it really isn't like I just like angst & lust and fucked-up psychos, etcetc... :> Maybe it's a bipolar-type thing 'cause I just like extremes-- couples who're lifebonded and have total trust and dedication and couples who're totally unstable and intense. And also totally boyish/girlish silly shenanigans. I just don't like blah predictability :/ ...shhhh, you people who think romance = always predictable :P
"...A regional survey regarding penis circumferences" >:D Man, it's a seriously cute oneshot, hehe :>
I mean, I was reading the current xkcd comic strip about how 'Teh Penis' (tm) is Not All It's Cracked Up To Be & I was like, well, that's cute/a nice sentiment but awfully naive. It's just way too amusing and built into human nature besides. Telling boys not to obsess with their penis is probably like telling squirrels not to obsess over nuts, I mean, they're only yea big.... :>
....
Draco gasped as his eyes landed on the image high above him. He was the picture of debauched. “Oh yes, my lovely,” Harry said, his eyes meeting Draco’s in the mirror, “You were just made to be my slut.”
*cackles*
Am I the only one getting images of Evil Old Witch!Harry & Pure Blond Innocent!Draco alone in the woods?
"I SHALL HAVE YOU, MY PRETTY!!1 HAVE YOU I SHALL!!"
"Noooo, noooo DON'T HURT ME MASTER! I SHALL BE A GOOD LITTLE SLYTHERIN THIS YEAR!"
*evil chuckle* "But what shall I have for my soup except your lovely white bones, my dearie? Ohoho!"
*sigh*
...Sorry, I... had to get that out -.- Goddamn, back to GW & The Sentinel fic for me. Ahhh, sanity, I've missed you while I've been gone... *___*
( ...mer. -.- )
~~
Speaking of things I enjoy (because I may as well, right?), presenting...
THE POWER OF PANTS!!
(it just had to be capslocked, didn't it?) It's an absolutely hilarious BL one-shot by Ryo Mutobe that's basically how I wish all BL was-- over-the-top and wackt and yet adorably realistic, too. *sigh* I dunno, it really isn't like I just like angst & lust and fucked-up psychos, etcetc... :> Maybe it's a bipolar-type thing 'cause I just like extremes-- couples who're lifebonded and have total trust and dedication and couples who're totally unstable and intense. And also totally boyish/girlish silly shenanigans. I just don't like blah predictability :/ ...shhhh, you people who think romance = always predictable :P
"...A regional survey regarding penis circumferences" >:D Man, it's a seriously cute oneshot, hehe :>
I mean, I was reading the current xkcd comic strip about how 'Teh Penis' (tm) is Not All It's Cracked Up To Be & I was like, well, that's cute/a nice sentiment but awfully naive. It's just way too amusing and built into human nature besides. Telling boys not to obsess with their penis is probably like telling squirrels not to obsess over nuts, I mean, they're only yea big.... :>
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