[...but what would be Dumbledore/Voldemort??]

I'm procrastinating & so apt to think of pointless/mindless things... so when I saw a Ron/Luna icon and started trying to prove to myself why it'd never happen, I suddenly cheered up realizing that most pairings I like [-and- dislike] in HP are ridiculously unlikely. I've really no ground to stand on [though neither do they], and somehow that makes me happy. (I know, I know, I'm a freak.) It's so easy to get carried away railing about how some pairing is omg-so-not-gonna-work until you realize, hey, you LIKE that sort of thing :))
    My only wish is that people actually realized they liked really-fucking-unlikely pairings rather than claiming it was about to happen if not for that pesky canon. ^^;

Anyway. I had fun writing a list of all the pairings I have any strong opinion about, positive or negative, whether actually canon or fanon. I gave them all likelihood fractions from 1-10 [where 0 = NOT IN A ZILLION YEARS and 10 = WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST FUCK WHEN THEY WERE 11? THEY OBVIOUSLY WANTED TO!]. I enjoy putting down pairings, especially when I ship them myself, ahahahah. Basically, I tried bashing every pairing as much as possible [while still being reasonable]. Whee. Yeah, I know I've got a messed up idea of 'fun'. :/
    ( shipping = silly :P )

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PS: I just realized all my fractions/numbers are skewed 'cause I didn't factor in the fact that no slash/homo pairing can be as likely as an equivalent het pairing, since statistically hetero pairings are a lot more likely in general. I just didn't want to keep going into negatives too much, considering my rating for H/D & H/S-- I mean, if I took off 2 or 3 for 'unlikely seeing as PROBABLY NOT GAY' that's what would happen. I just think that's kinda funny, especially considering that I think in canon, both H/G & R/T got like +3 [if not more!] points extra likelihood 'cause they're het & this is the only available girl they 'hung around', not counting Hermione in the former case. :> Though in real life, I hear a lot of 'normal' people really do hook up with whoever's in the vicinity that's remotely attractive, ahahah. Although like, if you hang out together too much, the opposite effect happens & people sort of screen each other out [which is probably why Ginny had to be a bit in the background most of the time, I guess].

Anyway, yeay for gen & kasche's Marauders pic ♥ :D