[polls are sexy, aren't they?]

[Poll #617605]
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...Okay, that was random.

Also, I'm convinced it's my destiny to always see the hothot movies a week or two after everyone else, when I've forgotten who'd posted the reviews and no one cares about mine anymore, but that's all right! I accept my fate! And so on. Also, I think my innate distaste for mass-scale squeeing has firmly reasserted itself. In other words, I'm too much of a grump to really participate in the festivities anyway. Er.

And: I've come to terms with the fact that I will -never- share a fandom other than HP with anyone on my flist ever again. Ha. Man, I've only ever been seduced by another fandom actually -by- somebody other than myself once, and that was lasultrix and Highlander. But I'd never felt the urge to like-- uh, read meta or meet people or anything, which goes for everything else I like (mostly yaoi mangas no one's ever heard of, 'cause everyone's into top-5 most famous mangas/anime of -course-. Yes, I am VERY BITTER, about this among other things-- have you noticed?? No?) Well, there's Gundam Wing, but who in the world wants to actually -talk- about Gundam Wing??! o_0 Well, me, but. Er o_0 Not that much, anyway.

I seem to have some sort of missing cross-fandom gene or something. As in, I can easily -read- other fandoms, but not -join- them. Heck, I can barely handle -one- fandom in terms of participation, let alone several. I'm not even sure how does one 'join'-- I mean, besides friending new people & saying things, but, uh-- what happens when you're antisocial and disinterested in anything but good new fanfic? Alas; a lurker in need is a lurker indeed (or... something). Although I suppose I could friend people -for- new fanfic-- that's what I initially did with HP, but... uh... I have no excuse. I guess I'm not -that- interested.

In other news, I just realized: Darth Sidious = insidious without the 'in'; Darth Vader = invader without the 'in'. Haha! Clearly. I always thought the Vader was a play on 'vater' (ie, German for 'father'), but who knows??! WHO KNOWS INDEED!
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EDIT - DINGDINGDING!!1 sistermagpie wins hands-down for my favorite answer: he wants to be more than he is, and doesn't know he is more than he wants to be. <333333333333333333333333 SO MUCH LOVE. *cries*