Fandom Boys Will Do Boys... Thanks to us... What Pairing popped your slash cherry? Fruits Basket (how appropriate) Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No? Not unless necessary first-time Positions? standing up, sitting up, side-by-side-- non-missionary Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes? twosomes unless there's hotness overload Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first? orgasms = always good (detail, baby. DETAIL) Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite? uh...... their teeth should be pointy, yeah Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? enjoyable if partners are equally matched Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? mmmr... necessary for 100% combustion Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way? possible but gets in the way the first time :D Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other? water/semen/blood = owww Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family? fun for the world! let's have Olympics! Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe? all of the above? yes please. Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source? food source! You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy biiiiii Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship? fuck buddy --> lovers. Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom? boy/boy :D :D No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind. Favorite Slash Pairing Neville/Percy. no, really. Yeah. okay, fine, what? It was the first that came to mind. Most Slashable Character Draco Is Ever So Gay (it's not who you fuck. it's a state of mind.) Least Slashable Character I'd say Neville/Ron/Snape/Hagrid/Dumbledore, but fandom has corrupted me. Best Fic genre? first-time epic fantasy adventure romance smut. what? yeah, all at once. Worst Fic genre? badly written horror smut :/ Most over-used fic genre? hmmm. romance. Penis? happy shiny fun! say it loud, say it proud! COCK! Lube? yep Rim? moreplease. there's NOT ENOUGH. Glans? ....getting technical there aren'tcha... Head? often. The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey? licking = good. CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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Date: 2004-08-01 09:08 am (UTC)