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| What Pairing popped your slash cherry? | Fruits Basket (how appropriate) |
| Condoms in fanfiction, Yes or No? | Not unless necessary first-time |
| Positions? | standing up, sitting up, side-by-side-- non-missionary |
| Twosomes, threesomes, moresomes? | twosomes unless there's hotness overload |
| Orgasms in fanfiction: simultaneous, bottom first, or top first? | orgasms = always good (detail, baby. DETAIL) |
| Vampires: Well endowed, average, or petite? | uh...... their teeth should be pointy, yeah |
| Force: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? | enjoyable if partners are equally matched |
| Biting: necessary, enjoyable, or disgusting? | mmmr... necessary for 100% combustion |
| Love: necessary, possible, gets in the way? | possible but gets in the way the first time :D |
| Lube: water, silicone, petroleum, blood, semen, none or other? | water/semen/blood = owww |
| Masturbation: only in emerencies, good practice, fun for the whole family? | fun for the world! let's have Olympics! |
| Blowjobs: First times, experts, whores, no need to breathe? | all of the above? yes please. |
| Semen: Hate it, like it, love it, its their only food source? | food source! |
| You like you're men: Gay, bi, vampsexual, or straight but into one guy | biiiiii |
| Relationship status: fuck buddies, lovers, master, slave, Status? there's a relationship? | fuck buddy --> lovers. |
| Roles: man/woman, man/man, dom/sub, top/bottom? | boy/boy :D :D |
| No options with these... just type the first thing that comes to mind. |
| Favorite Slash Pairing | Neville/Percy. no, really. Yeah. okay, fine, what? It was the first that came to mind. |
| Most Slashable Character | Draco Is Ever So Gay (it's not who you fuck. it's a state of mind.) |
| Least Slashable Character | I'd say Neville/Ron/Snape/Hagrid/Dumbledore, but fandom has corrupted me. |
| Best Fic genre? | first-time epic fantasy adventure romance smut. what? yeah, all at once. |
| Worst Fic genre? | badly written horror smut :/ |
| Most over-used fic genre? | hmmm. romance. |
| Penis? | happy shiny fun! say it loud, say it proud! COCK! |
| Lube? | yep |
| Rim? | moreplease. there's NOT ENOUGH. |
| Glans? | ....getting technical there aren'tcha... |
| Head? | often. |
| The naughtiest thing that crossed your mind while writing this survey? | licking = good. |
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Date: 2004-07-26 09:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-07-26 09:47 pm (UTC)(i wrote draco/zacharias. sorta.)