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reenkaThe dark and ugly truth is... I don't think Draco Malfoy would mind wearing leather.
I mean, if it ever occurred to him in a million years, that is, and if he had an occasion to (not so easy as it sounds, in a boarding school). But yes. Whether he'd look -good- or -sexy- is another matter entirely, but... he would strut. And probably imbibe alcoholic substances. And leer a lot.
What does a skinny pale boy look like in black leather, anyway? Gothy, right? I am so naive, I know that. But... those really obnoxious club kids, with the put-on attitudes and the fake piercings and the temporary green bangs and stuff... yeah. They look so ridiculous but they don't know it. They're all like, "I'm hot stuff" and any sane girl would just roll her eyes. They'd be like, "hey baby, wanna roll?" and she'd punch one of them and that'd be that. Yes. Although kicked in the nuts is more likely, actually.
I was just reading a Gundam Wing Heero-in-leather fic and thought... you know, this leather thing is so widespread.... Maybe it's something about animal skin? And then I pictured Draco's long, skinny legs and thought... yep. And boots with spikes on 'em. Big spikes. "Betcha you can't tell where I keep my wand -now-, can you Potter?". Yep. And no, Harry wouldn't say, "I can -always- confiscate your wand, Malfoy"... though... well. See, it's aaall about the drunken innuendo, when it comes to leather. Undercover-Auror!Harry, infiltrating some wizarding equivalent of Wannabe-evil Club raves. It can happen!
"What's a goody two-shoes like you doing without proper footwear, Potter?"
"Taking a vacation, before you came along," he'd say.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, back up a second." Malfoy would hiccough. "Did you just-- stare at my -arse-?"
"Yeah, it has 'kick me' written all over it. Right... there." And Harry would poke Malfoy's butt with his wand, and the leather would squeak right before Malfoy did.
"That's it!" Malfoy would yell. "That is the last straw!! You poked my leather, prepare to DIE!!!"
...I need sleep before I write a really bad fic. -.-
I mean, if it ever occurred to him in a million years, that is, and if he had an occasion to (not so easy as it sounds, in a boarding school). But yes. Whether he'd look -good- or -sexy- is another matter entirely, but... he would strut. And probably imbibe alcoholic substances. And leer a lot.
What does a skinny pale boy look like in black leather, anyway? Gothy, right? I am so naive, I know that. But... those really obnoxious club kids, with the put-on attitudes and the fake piercings and the temporary green bangs and stuff... yeah. They look so ridiculous but they don't know it. They're all like, "I'm hot stuff" and any sane girl would just roll her eyes. They'd be like, "hey baby, wanna roll?" and she'd punch one of them and that'd be that. Yes. Although kicked in the nuts is more likely, actually.
I was just reading a Gundam Wing Heero-in-leather fic and thought... you know, this leather thing is so widespread.... Maybe it's something about animal skin? And then I pictured Draco's long, skinny legs and thought... yep. And boots with spikes on 'em. Big spikes. "Betcha you can't tell where I keep my wand -now-, can you Potter?". Yep. And no, Harry wouldn't say, "I can -always- confiscate your wand, Malfoy"... though... well. See, it's aaall about the drunken innuendo, when it comes to leather. Undercover-Auror!Harry, infiltrating some wizarding equivalent of Wannabe-evil Club raves. It can happen!
"What's a goody two-shoes like you doing without proper footwear, Potter?"
"Taking a vacation, before you came along," he'd say.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, back up a second." Malfoy would hiccough. "Did you just-- stare at my -arse-?"
"Yeah, it has 'kick me' written all over it. Right... there." And Harry would poke Malfoy's butt with his wand, and the leather would squeak right before Malfoy did.
"That's it!" Malfoy would yell. "That is the last straw!! You poked my leather, prepare to DIE!!!"
...I need sleep before I write a really bad fic. -.-
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Date: 2004-04-09 01:09 pm (UTC)Y'know, they pretend they're not really gay, they're just wizards :D
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Date: 2004-04-09 07:31 pm (UTC)I'm 99% certain there are ;-)