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Mostly, this is to say that I've written a Ginny/Pansy fic. Yeah, I'm a bit surprised myself. Though if I was going to do any femmeslash HP pairing, it'd be that. 'Can't very well slash Hermione (my Hermione is probably more prudish than I've seen her written by -anyone-... she's just... er... not one of those hot sort of nerds, in my head). Then again, it occurs to me that I don't want -most- HP characters to get naked where I can see. It's not that there's something wrong with -them-... it's me. All me. And I don't wanna see them naked, man. Like... Luna...? Noooo. Millicent?? God no! Cho? Too whiny. Tonks? I call her "Mary Sue". Fleur? Oh, ok. Yes, I'm very very shallow.

Possibly... the only wanna-see-her-nekkid girl would be Lily, actually. I'd slash her, man. But with -who-? Also, hate the whole not-meant-to-be-with-anyone-'cause-she's-married-and-dead thing. Also, I'm so not down with the Lily/Narcissa. Although. Hmmmmm... pretty.... *coughs* But anyway. Where was I? Oh yes. Femmeslash. The H/D of femmeslash, even. Has H/D -in- it, actually... but not really enough to advertise.

So yeah-- femmeslash. Lacking several keywords that you'll (almost) never see me use 'cause they're so bloody awful: clit, vagina, vulva, pussy, nub, vaginal fluid, juices (!!), muff (just in case), clitoris, hole, channel, love-channel, center, womb, passage, sweet funky heaven.... Yeah, I just wanted to say all that. I have no shame. And my favorite word for "it"? Is now quim ('cunt' is now dethroned) :D :D Quim! Isn't it utterly beautiful? Loveit! Er. *coughs* Why yes, this journal is rated NC-17. *nods*

( `The Golden Rules' - Ginny/Pansy - NC-17 - Wherein deals are made, rules are broken, and revenge is served with a smile. )
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See... reading all this (B/S) het, all I see is girls. Girls, girls, girls everywhere. It's all about the girls' needs and their pleasure and their satisfaction. The boy is generally there to service them, to give them orgasms-- because well, Anya was on to something, right? Orgasms are of the Good.

I kind of miss the cock-worship one sees in slashfic.


All that talk of erections and focus on ejaculation and the much, -much- greater number of blow-jobs than in het. It's weird 'cause women are writing -that-, too, so why aren't their girl characters into that? Why are girls always being serviced and worshipped while the boys either get with the program or are exhibiting control or force of some sort?

It's sort of disappointing to me to always have the guy willing and able to wait, to give the girl at least one orgasm before he gets any. It's not that selfish lovers are desirable or even always realistic-- it's just that sense of pure fantasy one gets with the guy always going on about how wet and tight and hot the girl is, with endless descriptions of the girls' bits, and very very little of the boys'. It's almost like it's femmeslash in disguise or something. Of course, people have said that about boy/boy fics, too.

Maybe women's erotica will inevitably be about -women-, no matter if you call it slash, femmeslash or het. One hopes not. Even though there's the fact that whatever my needs or desires, even if they're for more boy & less girl, they're the needs and desires of a -woman-, so there's really no escaping it.

But hey, may as well write femmeslash, I thought. At least it's honest~:)

Date: 2004-02-16 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] legoushka.livejournal.com
Woo! Oh yeah. I love to cruise by your journal every once in a while, because I'm always pleasantly suprised, and although I'm sure this is too far down to be noticed, I feel like commenting all the same.

It has been said (and no doubt folks are still saying it) that there is no good HP femmeslash. Hah! They're wrong, for they just don't know where to look. The second I saw it was 1. G/P, and 2. written by you, I knew it had to be worth a read. I love how you didn't make it overly melodramatic (as in, Pansy wasn't jilted by The Resident Slytherin Sex God with the foot-long dick for the Gryffindor Sex-God of Equal Endowment), and that although Pansy was completely set on complete and utter revenge (which we all know would have been painful yet sadistically fun to watch), she got pleasantly sidetracked. While sticking to The Plan, of course.

And Ginny! I think Pansy never could never quite figure out who was playing with whom. Innocent and perky-breasted though she may be, that girl has some aces up her sleeve, yes sirree. I feel the urge to draw some fanart, as it's awfully hard to resist lithe, well-built quidditch red-heads. However, I may have jinxed myself by saying that....eh, it shall get drawn, someday, perhaps.

*puts into memories*

Date: 2004-02-16 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yourpoison.livejournal.com
Oh man, am v. pleasantly flattered >:D!
Though... I can't even begin to imagine myself writing either Harry or Draco as sex-gods without it being an utter comedy. I mean... I just can't even imagine taking that seriously, and don't really know what goes on in the minds of the people who do. I prefer not to think about it so that I don't get too upset with people's levels of intelligence ^^;

Hee. Am v. pleaed that you'd even consider drawing fan-art. My icon for the post was how I imagined TGL!Ginny, heheh, though it's always good to have more nekkid redheads, y'know. And now I can't get the image of 12-inch!Harry out of my mind. Ouch, man. ouch.

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