~~ morons, gits, nincompoops, etc.

[reenka]

er.

this is a really stupid entry, but. hey, it's come up, what can i say.

i'm writing my fic, right (and why does this only happen at -night-, after a day wasted on nothing? why? why??... but yeay, etc. and no, still no friends list reading today. woe.) and... okay, everytime i write a harry-and-draco scene, i feel the need to come up with authentic-sounding insults. but um... it makes me realize that my grasp of boys' insults, especially british boys, is rather sadly limited.

er. so... i was wanting input of the insult variety, teenage brit-speak in particular. hee. this is -fun-. i'm sure that teenage boys have a -lot- of insults going-- i mean, that's what they do, right? they insult each other creatively as a way to break the ice, i'm sure-- or whatever reason. point is, i'm sure there's -way- more than the 5 epithets i know.

i mean, i know there's (two-faced, four-eyed, dirty, stinking, bloody, stupid, ugly, evil, disgusting, fetid[??!], slimey, nasty, simpering, poncey) git, bastard, tosser, wanker, sod, fucker, arse and/or arsehole, idiot (maybe?), prick... and the derogatory terms for queerness, i guess (though i don't think they'd be used in general-insult circumstances).

is moron one of those british-boy words, for instance? jerk (no, right)? loser isn't, is it? i keep having the urge to have them use "moron", 'cause i like the word so much, but they wouldn't, would they. `dirtbag' is probably 100% american-- and anyway, it sounds rather silly.... cockless? is that even a word? o_0 would the size of one's penis even enter into a general insult? ha. "sodding baby"?... "stupid, clueless stinking... motherless... arsehole"? *laughs* i'm trying too hard, aren't i -.-

especially not in a highly-charged situation. what -would- be a highly-charged insult, anyway? i mean, prick and bastard seem too... tame. fucker seems too... all-purpose (although i'm sure it'll do in a pinch), plus if you use "fucking" as an adjective, you can't very well say "fucker". "bloody fucker" seems... eh. nincompoop is right out. um. "stupid bloody brainless hero wannabe" seems... overly verbose, as well as redundant o_0 "witless stinking sod" sounds almost shakesperean, on the other hand. maybe, "witless bloody stinking... sodding... GRYFFINDOR"?... but that's almost -cute-. wah.

so. how would draco insult harry?? :D
and vice versa, if different!

Comments

[oik.livejournal.com]

A serious smut author. If that's the rep you don't want, I'm afraid it might be a bit too late.

I'm not in Binghamton yet, but I will be seven-- er, six days from now. School.

Whee, I should have told you earlier, maybe I wouldn't have seemed so creepy.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

cool! erm. i wouldn't think most things are creepy until someone asks me where i live and when do i leave the house. *laughs* i've gotten rather jaded, i thinK :D and it's -fun- to talk to people, especially when i'm on a useless sabbatical, but like, anytime, too, it's rarely creepy. well, some people are creepy, but no more so in binghamton, online or anywhere else. it's all the same everywhere except that binghamton is more... weird. hard to describe. it's like the twilight zone over here. unless you're a greek-life person in which case you'd be too drunk to notice :D

hee, i'm a serious smut author?
i don't write -that- much smut, and only 2 fics of -serious- smut, but that's okay~:)
i think i write a lot more silly-fic when i'm happy or in the summer, whichever comes first, and a lot more serious fic when i'm more depressed and more smut when. well ><;;

*laughs*

[oik.livejournal.com]

::making things up:: Perhaps it depends on your personal interpretation of serious. ::checks clock:: Damn, the time's just going by.

What do you mean twilight zone? Exactly what are you going on about? Don't make me more aprehensive of choosing Binghamton than I am already. Oh and of course I'm not a greek-life person. One more question: Have you finished being schooled?

Oh wait, I forgot, where do you live and when do you leave the house?




KIDDING! Honestly! ::falls over::

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hee, well, binghamton's just kind of... unique. it's got lots of weirdoes and wiccans and strange weather patterns and an insane administration and pretensions of actually being a -city-, and... stuff. rod sterling went to high school like, 5 blocks from where i live >:D<

i haven't finished my schooling, no. i sort of went away for awhile, and now i'm back -.-
there are lots worse places than binghamton, of course depending on what you want, and how long you stay here and stuff.
on the bright side, if they nuke nyc, you'd be far away >:D