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[reenka]

H/D smut badfic will be the death of me.

What is it with the morbid, dark fascination, with the utter perverse need to simply read every R-and-up fic there is for them? Why do I keep looking even when I feel like I'll throw up if one more person uses the word "bloody" in an otherwise completely Americanized fic? Why do I keep looking, even when they're retelling the same old story without even pretending to say something new and different? -Is- there such a thing as "new and different" when you've read so much fic that you easily know more about Harry & Draco than can safely fit into a healthy brain?

I'm on hiatus, yes, but I still get veelainc mail, and there was this link to hpvalensmut, and well... who can resist smut? Not I. Except I should. And now I'm like... "step away, Reena-- just-- step -away-", and it's so -hard-, because the porn-- it's calling to me-- it's saying-- you know you want to. And well, I do want to. Just today I was rolling my eyes at myself 'cause I actually egg Harry on (out loud) in smutty H/D pics on my hard-drive. I'm very very embarrassing. But... if I see one more fic where Draco has to kill Harry 'cause Voldemort wants him to.... I will do painful, painful things. Somehow. Someway. Someone will -pay-.

A quote for your "pleasure":

"And then, after hours and days and weeks and months of soul-searching and hard fucking"....

Why god... why....??

Comments

[addictedkitten.livejournal.com]

But... if I see one more fic where Draco has to kill Harry 'cause Voldemort wants him to....

I don't think I've ever seen one of these. Am I missing something?

After months of soul-searching and hard fucking, I think I'd be a)on anti-depressants and b)sore. And you'd think it wouldn't take so long to search one's soul. *frowns* But then, maybe all the hard fucking messed with his mind, made it hard to think? Huh. Maybe I should try that. Except without the soul-searching.

Incidentally, if the person that wrote that line reads your LJ I will laugh malevolently and with no sense of remorse. But then, I'm evil.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Hee yes, you're missing a lot of badfic. For some reason, there's this fanon stereotype that Voldemort (or Lucius) is just -dying- to farm out Draco as his assassin of choice. *laughs herself silly* If anyone ever -thought- about it, they'd just laugh (I hope), but it's really scary how often it shows up in different guises. Like... maybe Voldemort tricked Draco or maybe he reminded him of his "duty" or maybe Draco "always knew" or maybe Draco -wants- to kill Harry. It goes on and on and on. My poor, poor brain.

"Draco! I can't find my soul! Let's fuck!" :D :D

Also, you are adorable & I don't mind if you laugh maliciously for I will be duly amused also :D