~~pan/hook...! otp contender....! ha...!
Sep. 3rd, 2002 09:13 amhere's the proof (book quote and everything). had to share. ahahahahah...!! oh god. this is mostly funny 'cause like, even though i don't say this in casual conversation, peter pan was so, my pre-pubescent love-god, i swear. which is to say, i adored (and still adore) him, and that silly cartoon, too...! ha...! hook...! i'm so, so evil. i don't even like age-differential slashy pairings, but this is just too deliciously evil to resist. please, please, please, PLEASE GOD, let someone (not me... no... i'm a peter/wendy shipper to the end, i tell you...! *crazed laughter*)-- anyone-- write a slash story with hook aged down somehow-- i don't care how-- please-- please-- i need it-- you can see it can't you....oh yes.... oh yeeessssss......
hook-- young-- swashbuckling-- yet lonely & pathetic-- with that pirate's shirt and those pirate's abs-- with long curly hair-- a sort of... dark, somewhat hard-to-see beauty about him. mostly he's a horrid git, self-absorbed, vain, selfish, arrogant... oh....god... *dies* you hear me, don't you, Divine Slashy Writer?? yes....! i will adore you forever and send you d/h-snogging cookies...! or anything else you might dream up...! wah...!
so, so delicious. and hilarious...! oh god. no, this isn't anything like harry/snape, no, no, and no.
because he simply -has- to be aged down-- hmm, i dunno, and peter aged up?-- but that's even more unbelievable. but anyway. maybe he never -was- that old, have you thought of that???! maybe he's just old-seeming to pre-adolescent boys...! maybe he's... maybe he's... 27 or something...! yesssss...!! i bet j.m. barrie never tells us his age, does he. hmf. they're so otp...! oh...my...gahd..... what would wendy think?? i so, so love it.
and oh,
serious_black wrote one, but of course, of course, i want more, more, more, more.... *evil grin*
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``The dead did not look sexy and dangerous.
They were, after all, the dead."
am now in love with `to rule in hell'. heh. yah y'all knew it was a matter of time & of course it was. ahhh.... mostly-dead!harry. *laughs* how i luuuuurve theee.
hook-- young-- swashbuckling-- yet lonely & pathetic-- with that pirate's shirt and those pirate's abs-- with long curly hair-- a sort of... dark, somewhat hard-to-see beauty about him. mostly he's a horrid git, self-absorbed, vain, selfish, arrogant... oh....god... *dies* you hear me, don't you, Divine Slashy Writer?? yes....! i will adore you forever and send you d/h-snogging cookies...! or anything else you might dream up...! wah...!
so, so delicious. and hilarious...! oh god. no, this isn't anything like harry/snape, no, no, and no.
because he simply -has- to be aged down-- hmm, i dunno, and peter aged up?-- but that's even more unbelievable. but anyway. maybe he never -was- that old, have you thought of that???! maybe he's just old-seeming to pre-adolescent boys...! maybe he's... maybe he's... 27 or something...! yesssss...!! i bet j.m. barrie never tells us his age, does he. hmf. they're so otp...! oh...my...gahd..... what would wendy think?? i so, so love it.
and oh,
~~
``The dead did not look sexy and dangerous.
They were, after all, the dead."
am now in love with `to rule in hell'. heh. yah y'all knew it was a matter of time & of course it was. ahhh.... mostly-dead!harry. *laughs* how i luuuuurve theee.