...badfic makes the world go 'round *___*
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reenkaI was sort of out of it & meh today, and then.....
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Draco gasped as his eyes landed on the image high above him. He was the picture of debauched. “Oh yes, my lovely,” Harry said, his eyes meeting Draco’s in the mirror, “You were just made to be my slut.”
*cackles*
Am I the only one getting images of Evil Old Witch!Harry & Pure Blond Innocent!Draco alone in the woods?
"I SHALL HAVE YOU, MY PRETTY!!1 HAVE YOU I SHALL!!"
"Noooo, noooo DON'T HURT ME MASTER! I SHALL BE A GOOD LITTLE SLYTHERIN THIS YEAR!"
*evil chuckle* "But what shall I have for my soup except your lovely white bones, my dearie? Ohoho!"
*sigh*
...Sorry, I... had to get that out -.- Goddamn, back to GW & The Sentinel fic for me. Ahhh, sanity, I've missed you while I've been gone... *___*
Sometimes I guess I need a reminder to stop taking some things (*COUGH*) so bloody seriously, like some stupid meta debate/issue about a stupid pairing really matters in the scheme of-- well, my life (and it does, but it shouldn't). And by 'reminder' I mean, 'something that stops me from thinking of it altogether 'cause it only causes angst' :P I mean, even when I like something to do with H/D in practice (like this Halloween H/D comic), it's immediately followed by me over-analyzing and rolling my eyes at myself. In contrast, reading about Heero and Duo, blissfully meta-free, just makes me squee. It's such a -relief- to think about pairings that are really good and funny and cute together even if they have issues, man -.- I mean, yeah, like, meta is great as long as you're not emotionally invested in it & constantly interacting with people who disagree w/you... at which point it becomes a horrific drain and probably a waste of time, so. Yes.
You know how you start out writing in a fandom 'cause you're like, OMG I LOVE THIS CHARACTER!!1 :O! ...That's one of my favorite feelings in the world, but it's fragile, too. You have to nurture it, have to not fall for the same old traps in reading/discussion, have to remember why you love that character, that dynamic. I mean, I started writing HP fanfic-- the only kind I really ended up being capable of, though Duo made me give it a try first-- because I loved the Draco-in-my-head (a muse?). I would grow to love Harry-in-canon, but the Draco!love is mostly about my issues and dreams and obsessions, so these are different sources of energy. Like, I write Harry!fic 'cause I love himlovehimlovehim, but Draco!fic because he won't shut up (I love him more when he's not mine). Anyway, these feelings get a lot clearer when I'm not metaing/thinking about them too much :P
~~
Speaking of things I enjoy (because I may as well, right?), presenting...
THE POWER OF PANTS!!
(it just had to be capslocked, didn't it?) It's an absolutely hilarious BL one-shot by Ryo Mutobe that's basically how I wish all BL was-- over-the-top and wackt and yet adorably realistic, too. *sigh* I dunno, it really isn't like I just like angst & lust and fucked-up psychos, etcetc... :> Maybe it's a bipolar-type thing 'cause I just like extremes-- couples who're lifebonded and have total trust and dedication and couples who're totally unstable and intense. And also totally boyish/girlish silly shenanigans. I just don't like blah predictability :/ ...shhhh, you people who think romance = always predictable :P
"...A regional survey regarding penis circumferences" >:D Man, it's a seriously cute oneshot, hehe :>
I mean, I was reading the current xkcd comic strip about how 'Teh Penis' (tm) is Not All It's Cracked Up To Be & I was like, well, that's cute/a nice sentiment but awfully naive. It's just way too amusing and built into human nature besides. Telling boys not to obsess with their penis is probably like telling squirrels not to obsess over nuts, I mean, they're only yea big.... :>
....
Draco gasped as his eyes landed on the image high above him. He was the picture of debauched. “Oh yes, my lovely,” Harry said, his eyes meeting Draco’s in the mirror, “You were just made to be my slut.”
*cackles*
Am I the only one getting images of Evil Old Witch!Harry & Pure Blond Innocent!Draco alone in the woods?
"I SHALL HAVE YOU, MY PRETTY!!1 HAVE YOU I SHALL!!"
"Noooo, noooo DON'T HURT ME MASTER! I SHALL BE A GOOD LITTLE SLYTHERIN THIS YEAR!"
*evil chuckle* "But what shall I have for my soup except your lovely white bones, my dearie? Ohoho!"
*sigh*
...Sorry, I... had to get that out -.- Goddamn, back to GW & The Sentinel fic for me. Ahhh, sanity, I've missed you while I've been gone... *___*
Sometimes I guess I need a reminder to stop taking some things (*COUGH*) so bloody seriously, like some stupid meta debate/issue about a stupid pairing really matters in the scheme of-- well, my life (and it does, but it shouldn't). And by 'reminder' I mean, 'something that stops me from thinking of it altogether 'cause it only causes angst' :P I mean, even when I like something to do with H/D in practice (like this Halloween H/D comic), it's immediately followed by me over-analyzing and rolling my eyes at myself. In contrast, reading about Heero and Duo, blissfully meta-free, just makes me squee. It's such a -relief- to think about pairings that are really good and funny and cute together even if they have issues, man -.- I mean, yeah, like, meta is great as long as you're not emotionally invested in it & constantly interacting with people who disagree w/you... at which point it becomes a horrific drain and probably a waste of time, so. Yes.
You know how you start out writing in a fandom 'cause you're like, OMG I LOVE THIS CHARACTER!!1 :O! ...That's one of my favorite feelings in the world, but it's fragile, too. You have to nurture it, have to not fall for the same old traps in reading/discussion, have to remember why you love that character, that dynamic. I mean, I started writing HP fanfic-- the only kind I really ended up being capable of, though Duo made me give it a try first-- because I loved the Draco-in-my-head (a muse?). I would grow to love Harry-in-canon, but the Draco!love is mostly about my issues and dreams and obsessions, so these are different sources of energy. Like, I write Harry!fic 'cause I love himlovehimlovehim, but Draco!fic because he won't shut up (I love him more when he's not mine). Anyway, these feelings get a lot clearer when I'm not metaing/thinking about them too much :P
~~
Speaking of things I enjoy (because I may as well, right?), presenting...
THE POWER OF PANTS!!
(it just had to be capslocked, didn't it?) It's an absolutely hilarious BL one-shot by Ryo Mutobe that's basically how I wish all BL was-- over-the-top and wackt and yet adorably realistic, too. *sigh* I dunno, it really isn't like I just like angst & lust and fucked-up psychos, etcetc... :> Maybe it's a bipolar-type thing 'cause I just like extremes-- couples who're lifebonded and have total trust and dedication and couples who're totally unstable and intense. And also totally boyish/girlish silly shenanigans. I just don't like blah predictability :/ ...shhhh, you people who think romance = always predictable :P
"...A regional survey regarding penis circumferences" >:D Man, it's a seriously cute oneshot, hehe :>
I mean, I was reading the current xkcd comic strip about how 'Teh Penis' (tm) is Not All It's Cracked Up To Be & I was like, well, that's cute/a nice sentiment but awfully naive. It's just way too amusing and built into human nature besides. Telling boys not to obsess with their penis is probably like telling squirrels not to obsess over nuts, I mean, they're only yea big.... :>
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Date: 2006-12-09 12:05 am (UTC)...but here (http://the-minx-17.livejournal.com/60275.html) :P
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Date: 2006-12-09 06:02 am (UTC)