[dork!slash forevah!!1]
Jul. 6th, 2006 02:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reenkaOkay, so like... I just wrote the uncoolest, shmoopiest ficlet on the planet (and possibly OF ALL TIME), so basically I feel really uncool... so I wanna avoid my novella some more write some other fandom & see if gets my juices flowing in the yaye-cool direction. Like, witty snarky loserish High School boys... except not The OC, because that's just not gonna happen with me, all right... Anyway.
I was thinking! I never really slash characters of my own initiative unless they're fighting each other in that sweaty-angry-grrr sort of way (video games have WARPED MY SOUL)-- but in the case of Frank Portman's King Dork, I can totally see it (the Tom/Sam, I mean). See myself writing it, that is. I mean, it's like slashing Dead Poets Society or like, A Separate Peace or whatever, 'cause it has these two best friends and they're both teenage guys & they're cute and oh-so-hetero, etc, except, um-- y'know, takes place in the 90s, so it's just easier somehow ^^;;
Anyway! Um. You guys-- at least someone-- would have to read it and tell me if they see the slash. Or would want to see it. (From me.) Or. Something like that. Yeah. Um. :> And of course (because I need to get my Coolness Mojo back), it would have to be dirty dirty awkward!boysex pr0n :D >:D I mean, I would write it right now! ...Except no one's gonna read it :/
...Sometimes I really envySara people who write hot random band!PRS :> 'Cause like, this book totally had a band in it. And it's like, a RULE that the teenage guitarist/singer has to 'experiment' with the teenage bass-player Best Friend 'cause like, he gets tired of being strung along by his gf who thinks he's not Good Enough to go public with, etcetc :D :D
I was thinking! I never really slash characters of my own initiative unless they're fighting each other in that sweaty-angry-grrr sort of way (video games have WARPED MY SOUL)-- but in the case of Frank Portman's King Dork, I can totally see it (the Tom/Sam, I mean). See myself writing it, that is. I mean, it's like slashing Dead Poets Society or like, A Separate Peace or whatever, 'cause it has these two best friends and they're both teenage guys & they're cute and oh-so-hetero, etc, except, um-- y'know, takes place in the 90s, so it's just easier somehow ^^;;
Anyway! Um. You guys-- at least someone-- would have to read it and tell me if they see the slash. Or would want to see it. (From me.) Or. Something like that. Yeah. Um. :> And of course (because I need to get my Coolness Mojo back), it would have to be dirty dirty awkward!boysex pr0n :D >:D I mean, I would write it right now! ...Except no one's gonna read it :/
...Sometimes I really envy
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Date: 2006-07-06 01:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 01:44 pm (UTC)MY POINT IS, um, that you should read King Dork & then like, slash it with me, since it's easier to write fics for that than H/D-hugging any day :D :D! Rah rah rah!! You know you want to :>
...it's just really sad how few High School shows there are these days :/
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Date: 2006-07-06 08:03 pm (UTC)I HAVE NO WORDS :((alj;akdjflakad NEXT UP, JKR READING MY H/D FLUFF!! :(( *dying*
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Date: 2006-07-06 08:00 pm (UTC)http://www.doktorfrank.com/
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Date: 2006-07-06 08:02 pm (UTC)OMG THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING YET OMG WTF WHY IS HE READING MY LJlldkjglsflkjlakdjflkskjl;klkasaf klasflakf*incoherent, thanks*
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Date: 2006-07-06 09:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 09:08 pm (UTC)...though I can try to pretend they just meant they didn't know what 'slash' was, because... that wasn't that confusing, I mean, I wasn't even trying to explain some grand concept while getting distracted with a million things mid-sentence this time... :>
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Date: 2006-07-07 02:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-07 02:20 am (UTC)If I can't be normal & remotely logical, I suppose I can settle for 'still sane enough to be understood' :D
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Date: 2006-07-06 11:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 11:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-06 11:56 pm (UTC)...well, it might be worth it if I made it XTRA XTRA dirty... /:)
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Date: 2006-07-07 03:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-07 05:25 pm (UTC)But yeah, I read a bit of it and it -was- cute & hot and ummmm... probably v. few people have a clue as to how in-character or not it is, it's just cute & hot :D Um. And a foursome! So you have to realize the added shock-value or whatever-- not many people go there who don't suck, y'know. You're really like a porn pioneer. Or hero. Or something :>