[fairy tales]
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simmysim's H/D comic pretty much explains why I've been head-over-heels for this pairing for years now, have done scary fangirly slightly disturbing things in its name, and to this day keep that CoS H&D promo shot next to my bed to wake up to. Yes. This is it, the ultimate expression of H/D lurve at its purest concentrated form :D :D :D HEEEEE!!
It is cute because it iscanon truth :P
...Except that last part. Oops.
But it is still why I ship H/D. Because the day Draco stops obsessing with Harry (and/or learns self-control) is the day all the wind goes out of my sails, man.
It goes like this:
There was this 11 year-old spoiled rich boy who became scarily obsessed with another boy his age, famous and cool and shabby and messy and stubborn, who snubbed him. This cut the first boy to the quick, because nobody but nobody snubbed him without his permission. And he never gave his permission. After said snubbing, the boy decided that he would win no matter what; no matter how long it took, or how much the other boy ignored him or beat his arse. It was of the uttermost importance that the other boy know just how much he missed out on by having his life made as blisteringly inconvenient as possible.
The spoiled rich boy grew older and meaner, but he still lost all his composure and most of his wits when confronted by the messy dorky boy, who was entirely too full of himself (he thought). Everyone thought he was so special, and that might possibly have been not too bad if the boy himself found him special too, but he didn't. He only paid attention to him when he insulted his friends or parents or dressed up like a Dementor, so he did. He did everything he could to be a pest, because that meant he mattered.
With time, the sulky messy boy paid even less attention to him, and the spoiled whiny brat became more resentful of his power and more desperate for the boy to just notice him already. He couldn't stand not being important, so he went further and further, until the boy had to wonder what the hell was going on and why this prat was still on his case like a stupendously bad thigh rash, seven years later.
So he told him something like, WHAT'S WITH YOU, MALFOY (all in caps, because the messy boy had issues he needed to work through), and the snobbish brat said, "YOU AREN'T, POTTER"-- and kissed him so hard he'd have to be stone cold not to sit up & notice. Ze end ♥
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PS. If only all mean was this cute. Woe. :((
Ahh, life is beautiful once again <3<3<3 *happy sigh* It is good to be lame but happy.
simmysim's H/D comic pretty much explains why I've been head-over-heels for this pairing for years now, have done scary fangirly slightly disturbing things in its name, and to this day keep that CoS H&D promo shot next to my bed to wake up to. Yes. This is it, the ultimate expression of H/D lurve at its purest concentrated form :D :D :D HEEEEE!!It is cute because it is
...Except that last part. Oops.
But it is still why I ship H/D. Because the day Draco stops obsessing with Harry (and/or learns self-control) is the day all the wind goes out of my sails, man.
It goes like this:
There was this 11 year-old spoiled rich boy who became scarily obsessed with another boy his age, famous and cool and shabby and messy and stubborn, who snubbed him. This cut the first boy to the quick, because nobody but nobody snubbed him without his permission. And he never gave his permission. After said snubbing, the boy decided that he would win no matter what; no matter how long it took, or how much the other boy ignored him or beat his arse. It was of the uttermost importance that the other boy know just how much he missed out on by having his life made as blisteringly inconvenient as possible.
The spoiled rich boy grew older and meaner, but he still lost all his composure and most of his wits when confronted by the messy dorky boy, who was entirely too full of himself (he thought). Everyone thought he was so special, and that might possibly have been not too bad if the boy himself found him special too, but he didn't. He only paid attention to him when he insulted his friends or parents or dressed up like a Dementor, so he did. He did everything he could to be a pest, because that meant he mattered.
With time, the sulky messy boy paid even less attention to him, and the spoiled whiny brat became more resentful of his power and more desperate for the boy to just notice him already. He couldn't stand not being important, so he went further and further, until the boy had to wonder what the hell was going on and why this prat was still on his case like a stupendously bad thigh rash, seven years later.
So he told him something like, WHAT'S WITH YOU, MALFOY (all in caps, because the messy boy had issues he needed to work through), and the snobbish brat said, "YOU AREN'T, POTTER"-- and kissed him so hard he'd have to be stone cold not to sit up & notice. Ze end ♥
~~
PS. If only all mean was this cute. Woe. :((
Ahh, life is beautiful once again <3<3<3 *happy sigh* It is good to be lame but happy.
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Date: 2005-07-04 02:36 am (UTC)How do you do the heart thingy in html?
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Date: 2005-07-04 12:30 pm (UTC)It's 4th of July so I have an excuse...? Er...?
And it's &-h-e-a-r-t-s-; :D
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Date: 2005-07-04 05:16 pm (UTC)*tests* ♥ Woohoo!
testing
Date: 2005-10-19 11:36 pm (UTC)Re: testing
Date: 2005-10-20 01:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-04 06:38 am (UTC)(utterly too stupid and happy to say any more)
*loves you*
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Date: 2005-07-04 12:31 pm (UTC)(Meheeheh!)
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Date: 2005-07-04 08:50 am (UTC)This is why I love being a hormonal teenage retard who can't read. <3 <3 <3
The mean was pretty lame, too. Your internet fanfic ship is giving me seizures! Btw, you have no life! Though, the Vin Diesel random facts were better.
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Date: 2005-07-04 12:33 pm (UTC)The lame is the beauty, you know.
It's like H/D, in a way :D :D
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Date: 2005-07-04 12:54 pm (UTC)The wank was weird though. I read it for three hours, it was some major trainwreck syndrome kicking in. I think the last time I was this glued to my monitor was when the fanboys where trying to decide what ninja had the biggest dick.
I also found an awesome essay poking around: http://www.livejournal.com/community/fanficrants/885265.html?page=2#comments
I can totally see Draco flaming his heart out in some Hogwarts hate meme. <3 There must be away to simulate it in a magic kind of way, like shared legilimens or some such.
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Date: 2005-07-04 02:58 pm (UTC)*rolls in the fluff* Marry me?
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Date: 2005-07-04 04:16 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-05 05:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-06 02:37 am (UTC)Your comic was so fabulous, I was just overflowing with teh H/D lurve & had to -do- something >:D!
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Date: 2005-07-05 04:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-06 02:36 am (UTC)"And they lived bitchily ever after."
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Date: 2005-07-06 11:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-07-06 11:20 pm (UTC)omg
Date: 2005-07-08 07:30 am (UTC)I love you to the core, from the roots of your hair to the tip of Drac...er, your boots.
OMG that was just SWEET...
I *knew* JKRowling was in denial.
Re: omg
Date: 2005-07-08 02:45 pm (UTC)...Though I do agree JKR is in denial :> :>
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Date: 2005-09-05 03:34 am (UTC)too cute!!!
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Date: 2005-09-05 03:47 am (UTC)>:D
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