BEST FF.NET REVIEW EVAR!!1

[reenka]

This from a ff.net review of my old H/D fluff-fic, 'Little Details'--
    Gods. I hate reviewers. They review my shit stories, but not your fabulously funny ones. Why? No idea. Anyways it was wonderful and I am quite jeaalous of your talent. *Pouts*. Nice work.

I LOVE EVERYONE. *CRIES* :((
*and also laughs her ass off, omfg*

Comments

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

This reminds me! I think I've threatened to leave you random and/or crazy reviews before, HAVEN'T I.
HMMM. *plots devious excellent things*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Heeee! I've forgotten, but hehehehe the whole idea cracks me up. Although the irony of getting an 'omg, reviewers suck' review on ff.net.... well, it just about killed me ded >:D
Because really, in a lot of ways the reviewers and the writers on there coexist in a sort of mutually parasitic semi-incestuous relationship. Except not really in a kinky way :-?

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

Awhhhhhh. If that's all I have to do to get your to love everyone I should do it more often XD ya cheap whore. *hugs LOLLERSKATES*

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*sniffs* Well, you see, it's just the irony of it all that had me so amused yet affectionate towards the Masses, who can't help but be... y'know, the way they are. Especially on ff.net.

...But cheap flattery also works ^^;;

[notrafficlights.livejournal.com]

< cheap flattery > Your eyes are like golden twinkling stars! They're sold for 2 dollars in packs of 12 at the newsagent! < / cheap flattery >

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*heart-flutters*
I WANT TO BE SOLD ON EBAY NOW :((