~~ gareth!Draco 4evah!
Jan. 6th, 2005 03:07 pmOmg, I was reading a comic called `Courtney Crumrin and the Night Things' by Ted Naifeh, and I had a sort of blinding revelation slash conversion type thing.
I realized that Draco Malfoy has to be a complete bottom-boy, and he has to be taken (down a peg... or five) good and hard and repeatedly, because... because there's this boy in the comic that is like, totally, like, his exact alternate-universe carbon copy, and I can't even read him chatting up Courtney (ultimate sex-god that he thinks he is... talking about his father the whole time, of course) without wanting to see him, like, squealing. I can't imagine this boy in control of anything without wanting to either laugh or feeling a bit queasy. It's just wrong... he's too... he's too fake and lame, too self-centered, too in love with himself, has too many daddy issues, is too effeminate and effete and just plain gay. And I mean flaming, sissy-boy, come-ream-my-arse gay.
With the pure intention of basically leaving no doubt that Gareth is Draco, I've enclosed the following scans. The H/Dness of him & Courtney, the smartass main character, is really kind of... not important to my point but also pleasing so I scanned extra :D I er... could do more, but I don't think it's, er... necessary :>



...And here we have a little cut part with the jealous kids (this is due to a spell to make Courtney lovable and gorgeous to everyone... er, which goes wrong, obviously) jumping on Gareth and them beating each other up & Courtney escaping.


...Okay, my point is. This boy shouldn't top anyone. Like, ever. Otherwise... it's just very wrong. And sad. And wrong. That is all :D
I realized that Draco Malfoy has to be a complete bottom-boy, and he has to be taken (down a peg... or five) good and hard and repeatedly, because... because there's this boy in the comic that is like, totally, like, his exact alternate-universe carbon copy, and I can't even read him chatting up Courtney (ultimate sex-god that he thinks he is... talking about his father the whole time, of course) without wanting to see him, like, squealing. I can't imagine this boy in control of anything without wanting to either laugh or feeling a bit queasy. It's just wrong... he's too... he's too fake and lame, too self-centered, too in love with himself, has too many daddy issues, is too effeminate and effete and just plain gay. And I mean flaming, sissy-boy, come-ream-my-arse gay.
With the pure intention of basically leaving no doubt that Gareth is Draco, I've enclosed the following scans. The H/Dness of him & Courtney, the smartass main character, is really kind of... not important to my point but also pleasing so I scanned extra :D I er... could do more, but I don't think it's, er... necessary :>



...And here we have a little cut part with the jealous kids (this is due to a spell to make Courtney lovable and gorgeous to everyone... er, which goes wrong, obviously) jumping on Gareth and them beating each other up & Courtney escaping.


...Okay, my point is. This boy shouldn't top anyone. Like, ever. Otherwise... it's just very wrong. And sad. And wrong. That is all :D
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Date: 2005-01-06 01:03 pm (UTC)(BTW, I think I'm uncomfortable asking my comic friends because most of them are guys who work at/hang out at the comic store and I don't want them to think I'm any weirder than they already do. Plus, I know none of them read slash (well, I kind of assume, you never know)and wouldn't know if it exists.)
Thanks. And please keep thinking and writing about Draco. I don't comment often (something I'm trying to rectify), but I always read and think about what you say. You have an interesting brain.
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Date: 2005-01-06 02:10 pm (UTC)I do know that there's a whole subgenre of manga for slashiness-- that is, yaoi & shounen-ai as well as doujishi which are basically fan-comics for series like say, Gundam Wing has lots of Heero/Duo manga & such. I don't read manga much, but I'd say read X (by a group called Clamp), Revolutionary Girl Utena (which is femmeslashy), Yami No Matsuei, Getbackers, Gravitation, Song of the Wind & Trees, Ai No Kusabi, Bronze/Zetsuai, Fake, Fujimi Orchestra, Mirage of Blaze... um, well, these are just the ones that had anime made of them, I'm sure there are lots of others :>
Oh, and, um, my brain thanks you >:D
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Date: 2005-01-06 04:01 pm (UTC)I used to read comics back in college--I had a boyfriend introduce me to the pleasures of Mr. Gaiman if not many others--and then I just sort of quit. A few years ago I wandered into the local shop and have been back at it ever since. I'm steadily working my way through some stuff I missed, like the complete Books of Magic. You should check out the new storyline of Tim Hunter in Life During Wartime. It even had a wee bit of slash! The new Amazing X-Men is being written by Joss Whedon and well worth a look too. I've seen nothing slashy in that one though, but I'll give anything Mr. Whedon does a look at least. It is very good so far even if you're not extremely well acquainted with X-Men back story.
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Date: 2005-01-06 04:19 pm (UTC)I resent the new Books of Magic 'cause I resent new, cool, goatee-possessing Tim :P I mean, my love for Tim rivals my love for Harry, so naturally I'm rather picky about how people write him :> The writer they got for the new Books kind of... he doesn't even suck, he's so mediocre. And that never struck me as Tim, also. He wasn't even very sarcastic :>
And it wasn't necessarily that one line of X-Men comics... since there are several, which is primarily why I don't keep up with them :>
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Date: 2005-01-06 06:42 pm (UTC)Too many X-Men! Agreed. I only got interested because of the Whedon. I'm like a sheep. Maa!
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Date: 2005-01-06 07:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-06 02:15 pm (UTC)There is, in fact, an entire genre of manga devoted to slashy stuff. Mild stuff, with slashy plots as you say, is referred to as shonen (or shounen) ai, meaning 'boy love', while the graphic, porny stuff is called yaoi. Much of it is original, but there are also a lot of slash doujinshis (fan mangas) out there, some even featuring Harry and Draco :)
Of course, the obvious problem here is that manga is in Japanese and a lot of shonen ai and yaoi stuff doesn't get translated. However, some series *have* been released in States, while for others there are translations and scanlations available online. So don't worry about asking your friends who work at the comic store - they've seen this stuff for sure and have probably sold tons of it. Unfortunately, I've been out of the manga/anime world for a couple of years now, so I couldn't tell you what's popular now. In fact, most of the sites I used to frequesnt have shut down since, so I don't think I can help at all :(
One very helpful general info site that's still up is Aestheticism.com. You'll definitely want to check out their Yaoi Glossary (they don't permit linking to it, but you can find it from the main page).
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Date: 2005-01-06 05:50 pm (UTC)Also, if you feel brave, joining the LJ comm yaoi_daily will bring you all your pornographic boylove manga daily dosage. And most of them are original stories, though there are some fandom ones posted. Raw and scanlated mangas get posted there, for no other reason than because we like sharing the man
juiceslove. They're obviously all the Japanese kind of comics, though.Also, online scanlation groups are your friend. Scanlation is when an amateur group scan the manga or doujinshi, translate it, edit the pages into an English version then post them in .zips online. You can get the porny ones or just the regular ones, or both, depending on what you're looking for. If you want some links to scanlation groups or any kind of help in this department, I can lend you a hand, if you like?
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Date: 2005-01-06 06:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-06 06:55 pm (UTC)Oh, um, thank you ^^. *blush*
I just like a little plot with my sex, you know.
I hear ya loud and clear.
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