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[reenka]

No one is writing adorable, hilarious Harry/Draco pre-slash like this anymore. Well, except stellabelle >:D Because. This is what I want. And it's all about ME >:D

I just. I miss liking Draco 'cause he's a funny deluded dork. *pouts* That's my favorite reason, too. Eh, let's not dwell. Anyway, I ♥ that fic and it's for meeeeeeee! ♥ Ahhh, it makes me want to write H/D wedding fic <3 Sort of. If I was going to write any sort of H/D fic at the moment, I'd -want- it to have a fistfight, a wedding, lots of snark, two swords, 3 funerals, and a garbage bin. Because, why not??

And since I'm reccing--
    I really loved `The Love Song of Sirius Black' by kaydeefalls. I mean, it's angst and everything, but I just have this thing for clever repetition and young-and-stupid!Sirius and then of course, not-so-young-but-still-stupid!Sirius. Made rather likable, that is, without smoothing his edges. Because who wants smooth edges? And there's a whole other bunch of S/R fics which I might make a list of soon, eh? Though it's sort of like "watch shacking_up & oh yeah, love on lupercali & librae's fics" :>

EDIT - Aaaahhhh, saridout's H/D drawings are reminding me why I love H/D so much-- aaaaaahhhh nooooo, stoooooppp iiiiittttt :((

Comments

[cellia.livejournal.com]

That H/D was so romantic I refuse to think of it as gen.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Eeheheh pre-slash? Isn't pre-slash when you have the promise of continuation into slash?... But yeah, that's why I had the -slash- as in, 'Harry/Draco' before the 'gen' part. Er. So it was a bit of a contradiction in terms, but then since there was no actual... well, actual... you know, it's hard to say it's -slash- precisely. Er.

But yeah I know it was romantic ^^;;;;

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

...I fixed it to say pre-slash :>

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

If I was going to write any sort of H/D fic at the moment, I'd -want- it to have a fistfight, a wedding, lots of snark, two swords, 3 funerals, and a garbage bin. Because, why not??
Personally, I recommend two and a half funerals. And also, butterscotch pudding. And a cameo by the giant squid.

Er. I really have nothing productive to say, except that you should so write this! I can see it now...somehow, I see, like, Snape officiating at the wedding ceremony, in black robes because he is mourning, ahahaha, & he's all deadpan: 'I hate you both so much. Don't make me do this.' Or, like, Harry's marrying someone else and then Draco rushes in to make his move, y'know, and he's like: 'I have loathed you since the day I first laid eyes on you. Don't throw your life away, Potter! We can be misera- hap- something together!'

Heee, your idea amuses me. Greatly.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Ehehehe apart, we are formidable, but together we can make THE WHOLE HP FANDOM FALL OFF THEIR CHAIRS >:D
I love the 2-and-a-half thing, but I don't know what butterscotch pudding is like o_0 Then again, my experience with pudding in general is pretty limited. I mean. They don't sell it at the grocery store or have it at the dining hall, so how am I supposed to know these things?? >:O hee

That whole Draco shtick totally reminds of the Princess Bride. Have I recced you the Princess Bride Draco/Hermione fic (http://www.keyfitz.org/allecto/hp/fiction/tpb.html) yet...? :> hee It's worth at least skimming >:D I can so totally see Wesley as Draco though. Completely >:D :D :D :D :D OH MY GOD HOW MUCH DO I LOVE THAT MOVIE???!!! IT IS SCARY.

....AND SNAPE CAN DEFINITELY BE THE SIX-FINGERED MAN <3

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, I don't even know why I said that about the pudding, y'know. These ideas just enter my head, WHERE DO THEY COME FROM? Um. But then, I don't know why I say most things, so I guess that's the answer? Haha. TELL ME YOU ARE WRITING THE WEDDING FIC. Because my heart is set on it now & if you do not I shall mourn, Reena. MOURN. Well, y'know, I'd get over myself, but it would take time.

AHAHAHA OMG Princess Bride fic EEEEEE! LOL I only read a bit but so funny! That's my favorite movie ever ever (or if not, it's like, second). <333333 I've seen it so many times it's frightening. And by frightening, I mean...no, never mind. I thought I could justify it, but I can't. ;) OMG Wesley = love.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

All right, I'll tell you a not-so-big sekrit-- I don't know why I say most things either. Alas! I just bumble on and it's amazing I make any sense to anybody, honestly. And people get scared of my BIG BIG BRAIN because I WIELD IT LIKE A DEADLY WEAPON OF . ahem.

Right, then.
I tried (twice!) to write wedding fic, but teh H/D lurve is just not coming to me. I just. I can do the snark and I can do teh silly/dorky/drawling/smirking Draco and the angry!confused!enraged!yet-righteous!Harry but then when it's time to actually have them... interact positively I'm like... er...... um.... *draws blank*

Le sigh. I can joke about it but I'm sort of... burnt out on the H/D. My S/R is coming along nicely though~:)) And I think I can get back to the novella after that <3
YOU, though. YOU can prevent forest fires er... write it >:)

Also, yes. Wesley = that smirking hunka'a manlove that eludes us all.

[stellabelle.livejournal.com]

Hehe, well you (almost always) make sense to me. Perhaps because we both just ramble & um. No, I can't draw a connection. Just because. I SAID SO. :)

Oh sad...I know what you mean. I think it's like you told me before, though, like when one tries to write something, it never turns out the way the vision is in their head, y'know?

You can't be burnt out on the H/D. :( You can, clearly, BUT IT MAKES ME SAD. I'm on, like, a one-person mission to lure you back, lol, even though I sense failure. I think probably you just need a bit of a break and then you can return to it, WHEEEE! And. Nonono, don't tell me to write it, cause then I will & that could be Very Bad. Um.

Mmm Wesley. When I was younger, I wanted to marry him. (Um. I probably still want to marry him. Shhh.)

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

Why would anyone NOT want to marry Wesley?? WHY?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THOSE PEOPLE???! I don't want to know!! :D Although I'd not mind marrying Ferris Bueller, also. And possibly Spock. And omg, how much do I love Tim Hunter (from BoM... it's a comic). I dunno if I'd marry Tim, he has so many issues (sorta like with Harry). I mean, sekritly Wesley must have issues (...doesn't everyone??) but it somehow doesn't matter because he's Just That Cool. When I marry someone, it'll be because it's like... they amuse and amaze me so much on a daily basis I don't CARE how many issues they have :>

It's like, how could one get bored or really angry with someone who constantly amuses you...? Hee. And then you could go watch him fight people. Mmmm, boyfighting :9

...Yeah. Le sigh. People just don't understand (...thankfully) just HOW LONG and HOW MUCH I've been obsessed with H/D. Like, I was watching this Buffy/Spike music vid last night and... it's similar, how I feel about them, except this is MAGIC and BOARDING SCHOOLS and SLASH and PRETTY BOYS (!!!!). All very kinktastic. I just need to distance myself from my issues with Draco and Harry's disgust with Draco and Harry's rage and Harry's issues. Mostly Harry's issues, which I'm SO BLOODY TIRED OF >:O AND WHY IS DRACO SUCH A LITTLE SNOT (see, it's happening again). *takes deep breath* (When I get into Harry-mode, I start ranting about how ugly and disgusting Draco is and omg -that- makes me want to write H/D, suuuuure.)

WRIiiiiiITEEEE iiiiiiTTTT!! IT IS CAAAaaaling to youuuuu, YOU KNOW IT IS >:D :D :D *is evil*