[wank = Draco = wank]

I really should stay away from HP wank, I really should. Yes. That is what I have learned.

But really, I saw this icon in the comments and pretty much sporfled; also, I just can't get over the way some (most??) people see Slytherin, of all the Houses. I know it'll stop being amusing some day, but not anytime soon. I love it when people go on about how subtle Slytherins are, but I suppose one can't be blamed for wishful thinking. Mostly it amuses me 'cause whether the person is insisting Slytherins are OMG SO GAWTH or like, subtly cruel and deep like aged wine or something, most people seem to take it so seriously. Like, v. few people get up in arms about the true nature of Hufflepuffs, do they? Possibly they're not as much fun to poke, I dunno (and everyone just leaves the Gryffs well alone, 'cause... yeah, capslock).

Man, that whole wank made me get in touch with my Gryffindor pride; I just love how a number of the Gryffindor types were all 'dude, you're a pompous deluded asshole-- you'll fit right in!' ...I feel so sentimental right now. I would totally want to be sorted into Gryffindor if only I didn't think the whole concept of House affiliation was kinda stupid. Only a Gryffindor would be like 'yeah, I'm a public menace. WHAT OF IT??!?' <3, people. Embrace your inner bipolar berserker, I always say! Sanity-- who needs that?
    Anyway, I don't actually think I usually act like one, but man, I love melodrama (uh, from the outside). And capslock. Can't forget the capslock. No one understands, man. *tear*

...In the end, I just couldn't resist. And yeah, uh, it's too much trouble to actually try to be IC sometimes. Ahahah, I do amuse myself, at least.


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