~~ porn. wrongness. porn. i should dedicate this to sara, because it'd make me laugh, but...

it goes like this:

i've been ...er... missing in action, i realize (not that even -i- care that much, forget anyone else), because... because... er. guilt. also, vacation. the reason for the guilt will be addressed er... forthwith... as in... maybe tomorrow or the day after. let's just say... it has to do with birthday fics (ahem!) and a lot of wibbling on my part. (er... wibbling=hiding). you know i love you all... well, even if i don't say happy birthday... because i'm a complete dork. or something. i hope. anyway, i'll fix it. no, really.

also, i've been on vacation-- if you can call it that-- in amherst. where the girls don't shave their armpits (<3!) and the comicbook stores are well-stocked (<3!!) and there are signs for societies for silly walks on campus (<3!!!1!). also, where i talk to my mother about draco characterization (sort of) and public masturbation (that one's actually true) and get inspired to write bad porn. yes. mmmm, harry/ron....... not -.-

so i'm posting because i'm shameless. i wrote it. it's porny. it's pointless. it's harry/ron, goddamit, probably ooc as all hell, too. but who cares, it's wankfic, right? it's just, i missed the horrible babble... i mean, interaction. and stuff. i'll shut up now.
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( `The Penis Daily' - Harry/Ron wankfic - NC17 - the evils of masturbation in full blossom. possible squick if the daily lives of penises and extreme amounts of wanking offend you. also, bad humor. )