~~smut baby, smut. & fluffball rant

er. so. because i'm a sucker for smutfic, and drabbles, and challenges, and--

ok, nevermind, i was just procrastinating. i wrote a smut drabble though. and, because i am the mastah of my lj, i am posting it (muwahaha, etc, etc.)

( `slam' - h/d - short and sweet, baby )

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have an idea.
    as usual, this is an idea doomed to fail. or at least, its grand vision will never be seen by any but myself and my loyally nonexistent disciples. but anyway. it's for a mailing list or a livejournal community for constructive criticism of all posted fic. i mean, all comments would have to be honest, and would have to explain why they liked/disliked/were ambivalent. so if anyone posted to it-- like say me-- it'd be implicit that they're asking you to be your big bad straight-talkin' self. they'd be giving you (the reviewer) permission to bite (or lick) them as hard as you want, so to speak. a safe zone. for people who can take it, and who want to know the truth, the whole truth (of what you think, as a reader).

i realize there's hp_writersguild, but that isn't seeming to be working, really. sigh. people are all talk, aren't they ><
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also.
    this is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged. and i mean that in a good way. kind of. although it's not a dobby/sorting hat sort of wrong (it's wronger), or a draco/dumbledore sort of wrong (because that's just cute). no, this is just... yes. satisfyingly wrong in all the right ways that are also wrong. you know. you know if it has dobby, cucumbers and whiny-bitch!draco, it's gotta be good >:D<
    and, `showgirl' proves that girl!draco fics can be just as in-character and adorable as girl!harry (hee!). squee~:)
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( ... people who write fluffball endings they don't even buy themselves boggle me ... )