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May. 5th, 2004 11:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reenkaEarlier, I was really wondering if I'd lost my sense of humor. Or if I'd ever really had it. It seems I'm always laughing at everything, but when I open my mouth it's all "woe" or "grrr" or "argh" or... "hmmm", maybe, if I'm feeling ponderous. And I often am. And in fact, am I now not pondering about my very ponderousness? This has got to stop.
Although, honestly, the things that make me laugh are... um... sad in that "special" way a lot of times. Like, I read the words "stoner duo" out of context just now, and I definitely snickered. And let me just say that this is a lame pun, at the very least. As well as being not-funny even to most GW fans. Ahem. But anyway.
Because I am overflowing with love, I give you this link to bad horror movie reviews. Well, they're good reviews, of course. Rather funny. Wish I could write like that. I mean, after my mind melted into processed cheese after watching that many 70s horror flicks, I'm sure I'd be on my way, of course. Wah. I want to write over-the-top insane violence with nekkid chicks, man. Nekkid chicks and big guns and... a lot of blood. I can see it!
Actually, my protagonist would also be a chick... well, you know, half-clothed. With blue spiky hair (and a big gun), and she'd be really pissed off all the time... even when she's asleep. Actually, this is making me think that Rambo and all those guy movies with the angry boys are all rather... sad, aren't they. Oh man. I'm slowly deflating, I think. -.-
...Yeah. This is me... sharing :>
And. It's weird... I keep picking up my old obsessions, like pretty broken shells I look at and set down again. I can't believe I'd actually read several Star Trek K/S fics (oh, the squickiness), and... well.... I like. Wah. The horror. But... no. I love them, so it's not squicky. I mean... in a way, it's like seeing your parents do it, 'cause, y'know, -old- people, but. I definitely have to write that octogenarian H/D porn someday.
Although, honestly, the things that make me laugh are... um... sad in that "special" way a lot of times. Like, I read the words "stoner duo" out of context just now, and I definitely snickered. And let me just say that this is a lame pun, at the very least. As well as being not-funny even to most GW fans. Ahem. But anyway.
Because I am overflowing with love, I give you this link to bad horror movie reviews. Well, they're good reviews, of course. Rather funny. Wish I could write like that. I mean, after my mind melted into processed cheese after watching that many 70s horror flicks, I'm sure I'd be on my way, of course. Wah. I want to write over-the-top insane violence with nekkid chicks, man. Nekkid chicks and big guns and... a lot of blood. I can see it!
Actually, my protagonist would also be a chick... well, you know, half-clothed. With blue spiky hair (and a big gun), and she'd be really pissed off all the time... even when she's asleep. Actually, this is making me think that Rambo and all those guy movies with the angry boys are all rather... sad, aren't they. Oh man. I'm slowly deflating, I think. -.-
...Yeah. This is me... sharing :>
And. It's weird... I keep picking up my old obsessions, like pretty broken shells I look at and set down again. I can't believe I'd actually read several Star Trek K/S fics (oh, the squickiness), and... well.... I like. Wah. The horror. But... no. I love them, so it's not squicky. I mean... in a way, it's like seeing your parents do it, 'cause, y'know, -old- people, but. I definitely have to write that octogenarian H/D porn someday.
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Date: 2004-05-08 02:17 pm (UTC)it's all about the pretty, pretty squick i guess and the confidence one can gain from subjecting oneself to that which grosses them out.