*DEAD*

[reenka]

okay, so actually, i have little to say. i hate pointless posts, i do, i do, but. but. but.

alice (er... i have to say "that alice", because she doesn't have an lj, so yeah... *coughs*) sent me a link to nekkid-and-sexxxy!hermione by request at which point i -thought- i died, and then i looked at the directory, and. oh. my. -gahd-!!

*dead*

there are indeed... no words.
these are all just. stupendously drawn and more than half are just -insane- (just the way i -like- it, man), and. she drew the harry/ginny of my -dreams- (yes, you read that right), and omg this is probably the only millicent pin-up in existence. as well as probably the only harry/pansy in existence o_0

to say i adore this maddened, flustered!hermione would be putting it lightly. insanity, man. it's what for breakfast! also. inked!draco is all kinds of gorgeous. and, oh god, i was like, whoo! mcgonnagal!!... which is just wrong, but. then there's badass!hermione, which is oh-so-right.
    and then there's the hilarious `love under will' post-book-1 bits, which. i just. wheeeeeee!
    this, i won't even -describe- o_0 eheheheheh evil is right :D :D

and everyone -knows- i have a swords!h/d fetish, right, right? because i DO, man, oh, i DO. and -how-. waahhhh.
    and. mowgli!harry = sex. eheheheh. omg, am in fangirl heaven. someone stop me. and yes, i've overloaded geocities so none of these links work now again -.-

also. lib's h/d self-mst3k is my crack >:D

Comments

[thessamunga.livejournal.com]

Aw, I love Alice's art, all of it <3 Has she ever considered being hosted by someone? Because her site's often overloaded with everyone looking at her stuff :)) Like right now. I can't load any of the pages. :/

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

i will offer to make her a page, see what she says :D :D

heheh. try again, man. those are to die for, though i don't know which you've seen, but :D

gah. this is my second-in-a-row fanart-worship post. am shameless hussy~:)

but everyone knew that >:D

[illiterate.livejournal.com]

OMG. -scowls-

Dear Geocities,

All I wanted was some porny fanart.
You can go drop dead now. Kthnxbai.

Love,
Chloe

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hee. if it makes you feel any better, it's not really porn. well, mostly.

*evil laugh* :D


so you can try again in an hour or so, there's that, too of course :D

[veuki.livejournal.com]

page has exceeded allocated bandwidth

*screams*

DON'T TAUNT ME, YOU EVAL GIRL. "Naked!Hermione!" *clicky* Oh, no, no bandwidth! Sorry.

*crys*

I know, I'm one of those EVAL HARRY POTTER PEDOPHILES. Pryde, baby. ;)

[justapresence.livejournal.com]

Ack, same thing with me about the bandwidth >:O!

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

eheh...heh....

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[(Anonymous)]

Am dead and blushing and feeling oh so good from flattery. Whee!

Um, btw the badass!Hermione ("anfscd1.gif") is actually, um, girl!Harry. (anfscd=AndNowForSomethingCompletelyDifferent). Sadly, the Hermione in that picture is more about looking worried and clutching a book.

Alice

>:D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

ehehehe!!

i -was- noticing there were people looking suspiciously like ron & hermione in the background but i studiously ignored them in favor of pretending that was hermione, eheheheh. you should draw badass!hermione if you haven't :D :D heeeee. i can draw you girly!harry if you like. *cracks up*

also. you have to get another place for a host >:O!!
hee. i can totally make it as easy and painless as humanly possible...... as soon as geocities works again -.-

heeeeeee.
soooooon, all shall know of your glory >:D<

<3!

Re: >:D

[(Anonymous)]

Well, actually, I've been thinking about getting a "real" site, but I am worried about random people coming along and seeing the iffy nekkid-people stuff. And also finding a server that will not result in badness with me posting iffy Harry Potter fanart.

I don't mind paying, but worry about my credit card/RL info being linked to the iffiness....

Re: >:D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hey, like i said, there's expecto-patronum.net, and she's like... got a bunch of space & is taking hp-site people and you don't need to give any info, and stuff. then there's glockgal, who'd prolly jump all over you, and her domain. hee.

but yeah, expecto-patronum is easy and no restrictions. there's also freespeech.org, where i have an account i never use, and it's 25mb & built for streaming video & free speech, so it should be okay. as far as the nekkid stuff, you could have it on a separate page & have warnings & have it password-protected like glock does~:)

easy 'nuff, man~:)

Re: >:D

[(Anonymous)]

You are mucho competent. Would you mind getting on IM so that I do not flood your LJ with dopey questions that will be boring to others?

Re: >:D

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

done~:)

freehosting.. not too much checking..

[unstasis.livejournal.com]

Could go to fateback.com. Could use a madeup yahoo account andname. and says no to "iffy" things in charter but I imagine so does geocities. It has ftp access as well as filemanager. It has 60 free megs, is annonymous (though ask for "real name" and has "unlimited bandwith" (though I think service is a little weird sometimes though that could just be my isp (which is little weird sometimes due to it being a little iffy)) and has a 200 kb file limit.

I don't think they check unless there is a complaint.. but no link to the real "you" either..

But I imagine if someone really wanted to find you they could search through traceroute and isp's unless you were really careful.. anyway,.. try fateback.com. probably work I think.

[bookshop.livejournal.com]

Gah. Every time anybody links to Alice's site on LJ her site immediately uses up its bandwidth. Alice, you're welcome to host anything you like on the armchair for the time being.

[ljash.livejournal.com]

Don't do that to me. I went wandering around that site looking for interesting pics and ran across this (http://www.geocities.com/mediumice/HP/HPart/eevil.gif). Almost died.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

heheheheh i don't even remember what that -was- anymore, but i remember my gleeeeeee :D :D :D

[illiterate.livejournal.com]

I finally saw this art. Oh yes. Her little comics thrill me. There is one with Draco saying "I can't believe the first person I came out to was Voldemort" and I really want to use it for something, but I have no idea how to contact this mysterious Alice -woe- .

You know what would absolutely kill me? Having her illustrate basically any fic. Ever. It could be the worst fic ever and her wonderful art would keep me interested.

I am still wibbling over sexy!Hermione and the Christmas comic strip.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

hee. *preens* sooo... you wanna contact "this mysterious Alice", eh~:))
here: bats4bats @ hotmail.com
I think she half-way illustrated one of silvia's (http://www.rightthisway.net/proclivities/silvia/main.html#hp) fics, but i can't find which one on silvia's site, though i think it's somewhere in another directory of alice's -.-

heeeeee. *bounces* alice is, indeedy, v. cool. in person, too ;))

[illiterate.livejournal.com]

Her art reminds me of children's books I had when I was little. Like Harry the Dirty Dog, Nobody is Perfick, Lyle, Lyle Crocodile... etc. I keep wanting to say that her artwork reminds me of the 80s, but then I realize that that's just when I was little.

It does have a sort of vintage feel to it, though, doesn't it? Something about the lines... blah. I know nothing about art, but I really like hers. See? Am still talking about it. Could have moved on by now. Really.

[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*snorts* now i want to write a fic called `harry the dirty dog'. or maybe `draco the messy dragon'. okay, no. *scrubs brain*

i know what you mean though. she uses inks and these rough sketchy penstrokes a lot, and i think something about the extreme facial expressiveness... heh.
she's definitely one of my top three favorites, along with nefeleo and glock~:))

[illiterate.livejournal.com]

-grins- And I think you should. Off you go, go write me a drabble entitled 'harry the dirty dog' or heck, even 'draco the messy dragon' because there's far too much that can be done with that. i bet he was one of those children that broke all of his toys when he got sick of them, or he kept them is massive oddly sorted piles in separate corners of his room and cried when the house elves moved them.

she's rapidly becoming one of my favorites too. i want to email her but if i do it's going to be a fangirly mess of little coherence. -wibbles- :{

reeeennaaaa... do you have AIM? >:D