~~smut baby, smut. & fluffball rant
Mar. 17th, 2003 01:53 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
reenkaer. so. because i'm a sucker for smutfic, and drabbles, and challenges, and--
ok, nevermind, i was just procrastinating. i wrote a smut drabble though. and, because i am the mastah of my lj, i am posting it (muwahaha, etc, etc.)
disclaimer: not mine.
warning: sort of lame teenage-boy humping ahead.
~~Slam~~
Harry's back hit the wall so hard he was winded, and grey eyes filled with sneering victory, except--
Something jarred. Shifted. Those eyes, slamming all the way in. -Oh-.
The hex died on his lips, his breath hitched.
Malfoy's whole body shoved against Harry's, and was that his-- Oh. Shuddering, fingers fisted in Malfoy's sleeves, fighting sudden panic.
Gulping air, mouth open wide; that tongue shocking, too wet, too deep, those hips bucking hard.
"You fucking--want--this--"
He couldn't stop thrusting back, the harsh friction turning Harry incoherent. Eyes rolling back, he bit his tongue, but--"Yes--".
~~
have an idea.
as usual, this is an idea doomed to fail. or at least, its grand vision will never be seen by any but myself and my loyally nonexistent disciples. but anyway. it's for a mailing list or a livejournal community for constructive criticism of all posted fic. i mean, all comments would have to be honest, and would have to explain why they liked/disliked/were ambivalent. so if anyone posted to it-- like say me-- it'd be implicit that they're asking you to be your big bad straight-talkin' self. they'd be giving you (the reviewer) permission to bite (or lick) them as hard as you want, so to speak. a safe zone. for people who can take it, and who want to know the truth, the whole truth (of what you think, as a reader).
i realize there's![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hp_writersguild, but that isn't seeming to be working, really. sigh. people are all talk, aren't they ><
~~
also.
this is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged. and i mean that in a good way. kind of. although it's not a dobby/sorting hat sort of wrong (it's wronger), or a draco/dumbledore sort of wrong (because that's just cute). no, this is just... yes. satisfyingly wrong in all the right ways that are also wrong. you know. you know if it has dobby, cucumbers and whiny-bitch!draco, it's gotta be good >:D<
and, `showgirl' proves that girl!draco fics can be just as in-character and adorable as girl!harry (hee!). squee~:)
~~
seeing someone say,
I know full well the ending was pure cheese. I wanted fluff and tele-tubby happieness. Sue me, I'm sick of angst.
this boggles the hell out of me.
i mean, why would they would write endings they don't believe in? if you -know- you're writing a stupid, fake ending, if you -know- this is pure cheese and you're not writing parody or humorfic-- what the hell?
how can you write things you think are stupid? how can that be rewarding writing, ultimately?
i'm just really curious, as to what possible reason someone could have to consciously lie to themselves and the reader. as in, "yes, i know this is bullshit, i'm just writing it because i like the smell of my bullshit". how can one write that way?
i mean, ok, plenty of humorous bullshit out there. but that's humor. you're using the bs factor to make yourself laugh. if you're using it to --what-- reassure yourself-- i just don't see how that works.
ok, nevermind, i was just procrastinating. i wrote a smut drabble though. and, because i am the mastah of my lj, i am posting it (muwahaha, etc, etc.)
disclaimer: not mine.
warning: sort of lame teenage-boy humping ahead.
~~Slam~~
Harry's back hit the wall so hard he was winded, and grey eyes filled with sneering victory, except--
Something jarred. Shifted. Those eyes, slamming all the way in. -Oh-.
The hex died on his lips, his breath hitched.
Malfoy's whole body shoved against Harry's, and was that his-- Oh. Shuddering, fingers fisted in Malfoy's sleeves, fighting sudden panic.
Gulping air, mouth open wide; that tongue shocking, too wet, too deep, those hips bucking hard.
"You fucking--want--this--"
He couldn't stop thrusting back, the harsh friction turning Harry incoherent. Eyes rolling back, he bit his tongue, but--"Yes--".
~~
have an idea.
as usual, this is an idea doomed to fail. or at least, its grand vision will never be seen by any but myself and my loyally nonexistent disciples. but anyway. it's for a mailing list or a livejournal community for constructive criticism of all posted fic. i mean, all comments would have to be honest, and would have to explain why they liked/disliked/were ambivalent. so if anyone posted to it-- like say me-- it'd be implicit that they're asking you to be your big bad straight-talkin' self. they'd be giving you (the reviewer) permission to bite (or lick) them as hard as you want, so to speak. a safe zone. for people who can take it, and who want to know the truth, the whole truth (of what you think, as a reader).
i realize there's
hp_writersguild, but that isn't seeming to be working, really. sigh. people are all talk, aren't they ><~~
also.
this is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged. and i mean that in a good way. kind of. although it's not a dobby/sorting hat sort of wrong (it's wronger), or a draco/dumbledore sort of wrong (because that's just cute). no, this is just... yes. satisfyingly wrong in all the right ways that are also wrong. you know. you know if it has dobby, cucumbers and whiny-bitch!draco, it's gotta be good >:D<
and, `showgirl' proves that girl!draco fics can be just as in-character and adorable as girl!harry (hee!). squee~:)
~~
seeing someone say,
I know full well the ending was pure cheese. I wanted fluff and tele-tubby happieness. Sue me, I'm sick of angst.
this boggles the hell out of me.
i mean, why would they would write endings they don't believe in? if you -know- you're writing a stupid, fake ending, if you -know- this is pure cheese and you're not writing parody or humorfic-- what the hell?
how can you write things you think are stupid? how can that be rewarding writing, ultimately?
i'm just really curious, as to what possible reason someone could have to consciously lie to themselves and the reader. as in, "yes, i know this is bullshit, i'm just writing it because i like the smell of my bullshit". how can one write that way?
i mean, ok, plenty of humorous bullshit out there. but that's humor. you're using the bs factor to make yourself laugh. if you're using it to --what-- reassure yourself-- i just don't see how that works.
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Date: 2003-03-17 07:12 am (UTC)Ohhh. Gah. *read again* Ooooooh. Ooh. You're evil for making me all shifty and restless and. This's smut without being 'weeping cock' smut, like? Yay! It's so excellent. *reads again* And it's. Mmmmmm. Draco. Bite-sized-drabble smut is a good thing.
*confused and sad* Why does Dobby sound like Jar-Jar? Yet at the same time I couldn't stop reading. Cucumber, hmmm. Scary and funny.
as usual, this is an idea doomed to fail. or at least, its grand vision will never be seen by any but myself and my loyally nonexistent disciples.
*signs self up as loyal disciple* It is a good idea, but yeah. I can see people doing less dishing and more showing. Like, in every critiquey organization I've been in, there's always the people who don't feedback anyone but they are always showcasing their works/fics/art. Or if they do feedback, it's akin to "Yeah that was great but I didn't really get it."
I guess that could be remedied by having an LJ community that'd be invite only, though. And approved by the communitymom. Only serious critiquers need apply!
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Date: 2003-03-17 03:34 pm (UTC)you know me, i strive to satisfy (or, at the case may be, make squirmy with dissatisfied confusion-- also good). 1 hundred billion and counting :D
and. well, if it's all up to the list-mommy (selection, advertisement, solicitation), then it'd be like, up to one person. i (for example) would then have to go around soliciting people, right? "do you want to sign up for this?" etc.
gar. why is it always me? *shakes fist at heavens*
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Date: 2003-03-18 06:36 am (UTC)I'll make it. I've always dreamed of a community of my own, and what's cooler than an exclusive critique community?
But. Please. Help? *gak* I'm not much of a pioneer in these things. Like, a name for the community. I can never come up with good names (hence my own lame one).
Mep?
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Date: 2003-03-18 08:41 am (UTC)as far as a name.... i'm thinking,
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Date: 2003-03-18 09:18 pm (UTC)Thankeee. Now I will have a purpose in this fandom! Finally. Yay.
hp_concrit. Heh, like concrete. Hee! And! Like. Yeah. That's so cool. You so clevah.
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Date: 2003-03-19 01:16 pm (UTC)awww. you know, if
we'll still have each other. we can do it. *is inspired by your enthusiasm*
*pumps fist in the air* ;)
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Date: 2003-03-20 07:13 am (UTC)...
*cough*
okay, that came out wrong, but you know,
*eagerly watches