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[reenka]

writing pr0n for smut week is all well and good, but....

you know you have problems when you're seriously pondering writing fic that centers around the idea of Draco "The Prick" Malfoy. yeah. the slick hair. the drawl. the glittering malice. the secret addiction to vinyl and the secret past with the crooked teeth and the bed-wetting problem. i bet he likes to strip naked and dance around with pom-poms as he sings along badly to `the banshees' when he's alone.

(draco would liberate himself by wearing lipstick, eyeliner and a silver eye-patch at halloween. harry would be really drunk and whisper loudly to ron, `holy fuck, i can see through malfoy's -pants-' and draco would be like, `hmmm, i wonder how potter would look with pom-poms'.)

draco malfoy: 50s small-town america escapee.

i mean, really now.
*examines head* what is going -on- in there??!


*saddened*

i blame it on being traumatized by the h/d fic i randomly found through google-- on nifty.org! um. and. omg, it's dated august 2000!! harry potter and the giant sea bass, man! that was BEFORE the tom-felt-likes-fish pics, right?? and. you know, it's sort of almost in-character. well, no, but. okay, really no.
    mmmm, smut. what, what?

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[yourpoison.livejournal.com]

*giggles!* well, i did -mean- it to be funny :> heeee. and well. i did mean that he could see his bum, so to speak. i dunno how exactly. but these things don't need to make sense for them to occur to me ~:))
draco "the prick" malfoy is actually a quote from another fic, btw. i'm so easily brainwashed -.- hee.