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reenkaer. i got my last (heh, yeah) excursion-into-materialism aka action-figure!harry today (to go with draco.. at first it was just gonna be draco, but, but, he was lonely, since you know, he's so much smaller than plush!harry and kissing was weird, ahem, anyway...)
it was hard posing them. harry's owl kept falling off. hee. but. i'm spamming because-- well-- even though they're Just The Right Size for each other-- they still can't kiss..! wah..!
it's like... their heads... don't bend that way...! ack...! they can't kiss...!
is this not the hand of fate, mocking them....?? wah..!
so right now harry's standing there, a goodly distance from malfoy, his stick (er... wand), poking him in the tummy. almost like he's going, "back, malfoy, back...!"
he looks so serious. and no snogging... did i mention, there's going to be no snogging?? poor dears, i bet they're going to get pretty sick of this little set-up pretty fast. oh well. at least in The Picture they're immortalized, staring lustfully at each other. that's something. god, i sound...... er. yeah.
*shakes head* they can't kiss... i should've known... nothing's ever so easy with them, is it....
it was hard posing them. harry's owl kept falling off. hee. but. i'm spamming because-- well-- even though they're Just The Right Size for each other-- they still can't kiss..! wah..!
it's like... their heads... don't bend that way...! ack...! they can't kiss...!
is this not the hand of fate, mocking them....?? wah..!
so right now harry's standing there, a goodly distance from malfoy, his stick (er... wand), poking him in the tummy. almost like he's going, "back, malfoy, back...!"
he looks so serious. and no snogging... did i mention, there's going to be no snogging?? poor dears, i bet they're going to get pretty sick of this little set-up pretty fast. oh well. at least in The Picture they're immortalized, staring lustfully at each other. that's something. god, i sound...... er. yeah.
*shakes head* they can't kiss... i should've known... nothing's ever so easy with them, is it....
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kiss tricks
Date: 2002-08-30 08:50 pm (UTC)Well because they are resistant to their *love*, at least cast upon them a curse of commercial pollitical correctness (as well as gender biasing..the action figure was made for boys no doubt (the wand a gun as good as gijoe, the action the combat, the nerd using his inner gladiator to fend off.. the other inner gladiator? I mean in a way Harry is more impossing physically (from a rough and tough manly men sort of way) even though he's skin and bnones than malfoy.. I mean if Harry wasn't so "nice he could probably show malfoy good without his wand))))....But I digress....Well you just have to work on it to break the "curse" as it were...
1. Worst case scenario, go to a doll shop find the parts, sculpt the faces lovingly, and have your perfect bendible as much as you want to pay for and painstakingly create pair of little miniatures (maybe you can even have strings and truly be the marionette controller (I mena Puppetmaster (tm:)).
corrollary: maybe go to a manifacturer and show them the beautiy (and by posting the caefully schematized design on your website and showig the huge market value to fan girls, successfully have hasbro market (and give you big kickbacks hopefully) the bestes ever completely acrobatical (for "magic acrobatic sex on the top of the corpses of all their friends":) (okay poor joke:(
2 melt the action figures gently over open flamekneading them (lovingly of course (though possibly with oven mits since it is no doubtly hot (ad make sure they don't get too distorted as you stretch them and move them to the right position))
3 use your mind.. focus on the icons, burn them into your minds eye, and then once you know exactly what they look like to the granule, close your eyes and imagine them moving, slowly looking into each others eyes longingly, pursing their plastic lips until.. they touch.. and then.. after you know exactly how it will look, after you know that's how they look open your eyes....and see them doing it.. okay no that would be brainwashing oneself to see illuisions, I mean delusions:) Or maybe you could draw it and then sell it to fan girls, make a fan girl corporation, with the power and influence to make animatronic android replicas kissing each other passionately (or maybe cgi holograms for the big screen). Of course all these big money ideas shoudl be flown by jkr but I'm sure if you showed the right bigwig, and the girls drooling over on line.. who knows, maybe they could go around her if she resists, coming over to... the dark side?
4. Or the thing that I was really meaning to give as a snippet and leae with that, before the uprising of the fan girl army to bring the revolution, that would change the world to where they would sell action figures with greater kissing facility...
Do a spider-man-like kiss. upside down \.. he could be "flying".. avoiding Harry trying to stop him from who knows what. Swatting at the flying draco.. but misssing as he is *KISSED*..
*Extra* Or just learn magic, Charms class you know, and make the "come to life" (tm). Animatus. But you might need to get a wand:)