[crack-pairing meme!]
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reenkaOkay, I can tell this character meme will break my brain, so that's why I did it :D Since the major fun of it is the cracked-out cross-overs possible, I included most of my current favorite characters in any and all fandoms :D Though that means it won't be that amusing to anyone but me.
1 - Harry Potter
2 - Tim Hunter (Books of Magic)
3 - Ageha (Basara)
4 - Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
5 - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6 - Shuri (Basara)
7 - Shion/Rin (Please Save My Earth)
8 - Doumyouji Tsukasa (Hana Yori Dango)
9 - Luna (Harry Potter)
10 - Katchoo (Strangers in Paradise)
11 - Spock (Star Trek)
12 - Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Shuri/Spock is THE most insane pairing EVER.... Almost enough for me to dig it. AHAHAHAHA Well, if Spock went into Pon-Farr and lost all logic, it'd be interesting. Or if he became ev01!Spock.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Isn't it a great coincidence that 4 is Draco??? AHAHAHAHAH. Classic.
Well, um. Yeah, I can't lie, I pretty much think Four is the hottest on there, not for any personal traits I get heart-fluttery over, but through the sheer quantity of the pr0n I'd read about him by now. It's like a reflex or something.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
AHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS MEME AHAHAHAHAHAH. Um. They would kill each other (or become something like James/Sirius), or possibly Sirius would escape with the baby 'cause he's the better dad??!! It's a close one.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Um, well. I don't really read any Luna fics... I write 'em but I don't read 'em. I've never read any Luna (outside canon) that really worked for me. People go overboard with her too much (and also it'd likely have to be gen, 'cause... people just don't understand, man).
Anyway, there's pretty much only one, by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
weatherby: `Doorknobs'. Man, why can't all Luna fic be this bloody SPOT ON??
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oh, this amuses me. A lot. Tim/Shuri!!! Who'd take over the world first??!?! <33333333333333333333 No, no, Tim might have to stop Shuri if Shuri gets too far into destroying the world of Basara, or something, in a Diana Wynne Jones sort of way (ie, multiverse police). Um. They'd find each other very interesting, I believe, because both are powerful, charismatic people-- though Tim is a much, much better/kinder/more compassionate and emotionally intelligent person than Shuri is, and that's kind of sad, because Tim is a stupid dork who doesn't get most things.
Anyway, both need to be softened rather than hardened, so no, they wouldn't make a good couple.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
HAHAHAH I put Katchoo there just to give it another girl, but... omg Ron/Luna vs. Ron/Katchoo... that's a tough one. See, I really dislike Ron/Luna 'cause it messes with my no-pairing-Luna feeling and my Ron-belongs-with-Hermione feeling and my they-wouldn't-go-together feeling. (I mean, wtf??! Ron is like the opposite of Luna, but not in a good way). So it's... no. Ron/Katchoo... it almost has the flavor of Ron/Pansy (which I like), but seriously, Katchoo is only like fanon!Pansy, in that she's tough and independent and no-nonsense and, y'know, lesbian.
....It might be better, and it might happen if Ron grew/matured enough and became the best he could possibly be so that Katchoo would give him two thoughts. Mostly, I think he'd be intimidated by Katchoo way more than Hermione.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Shion (Rin) walking in on Tim & SIRIUS? AHAHAHAHAHAH.
I can't begin to imagine. Um. I'd rather imagine the cuteness of little Rin walking in (or just hiding and watching) two guys fucking and having angst 'cause he got turned on by someone other than Alice. HEE. Oh, poor angsty baby <3
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
AGEHA/KATCHOO!!!!! MY DAY IS MADE!! AHAHAHAH.
Um. Best het pairing EVAR!!!! No, it's just. Omg. Seriously. *brain fries*
Katchoo had accepted no one would understand her completely, until she met a strange smiling man with an eye-patch.... (*MELTS* So cheesy, but. Wow.)
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry/Tsukasa o_0 o_0 o_0 o_0 No. And. No. But.... no.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Shion/Sirius, omg!!! Um. `And the Stars Came Down'. I dunno, it's all star imagery and long-suffering pain, omg!!1
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Draco to deflower Harry, hmmmm??? :D :D :D :D How about ten zillion trillion different ones??? :)) (But I guess the level of difficulty rises if we want top!Draco, so.)
Um. Harry can't use his arms or legs :D :D :D :D He's motionless and captured, and gets a hard-on, and Draco... takes care of it by sitting on him. I know, I know, LAME.
Um. Harry's drugged out of his mind and very pliant because of someone releasing some gas on him when the Death Eaters' hide-out got raided, so Draco panics and drags Harry with him in the cellar as a 'hostage'. They're trapped in the darkness and Draco's bored because Harry won't respond to taunts or snark very well (being drugged). So he tries to get a reaction through molesting him, and he gets one-- moans. So he gets carried away and eventually winds up fucking Harry right there on the dirty earthen floor.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Shion... well, there's a very limited number of people you could pair him with believably except his rival for Mokuren, so.... No. And it's a very small fandom.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No. Though sadly he is not actually gay in canon. WOE. Though there was a boy-kiss in a flashback, when he was like, TEN, omg.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope. Though I suspect maybecellia might have drawn Spock at one point :))
15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Tim/Draco/Ron o_0 o_0 o_0 o_0 That's pretty insane (but of course, considering my list....)
Um. I'm sure they would if Tim existed in the Potterverse, though considering his closest equivalent is Harry... actually, I've not seen anyone on my list write H/D/R except me, very slightly, this past July. Possiblynothingbutfic.
16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Katchoo, huh. She'd call Francine's name ♥♥♥
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Tsukasa, my man!! :D :D :D Hehehe. As a character song, I'd pick How Soon Is Now, by The Smiths (or Love Spit Love). Or Faint by Linkin Park. <3<3<3<3<3
If it was about him and Tsukushi--
- Every You, Every Me by Placebo
- With You by Linkin Park
- Love is Battlefield by Pat Benatar
- I'll Melt With You by Modern English
- Truly, Madly, Deeply by Savage Garden
- Mysterious Ways by U2 (this would be really cool)
If you want to kiss the sky
Better learn how to kneel (...on your knees boy!)
She’s the wave
She turns the tide
She sees the man inside the child
.... etcetcetc :D :D :D Can you tell I LOVE Tsukushi/Tsukasa??! :D
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Shuri/Sirius - warning: WAY TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE TO HANDLE.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hahahaha, Tim/Katchoo. I could almost see it ^^;;; um. Poor Tim, though. Um. Way out of his league. (Can you tell I have a -really- high opinion of Katchoo?? ahaha.)
"Wow, your art is... magical..." *facepalm*
I HAVE NO IDEA, Katchoo would laugh at any pick-up line.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ron, huh... um. I don't tend to read Ron-fics and my flist doesn't tend to write them :/ :/
Um... I think there might have been a Harry/Ron at Sycophant Hex about Ron being turned into a girl (which I tend to favor for some reason 'cause it seems so hilarious), here :D I quite liked it :D
1 - Harry Potter
2 - Tim Hunter (Books of Magic)
3 - Ageha (Basara)
4 - Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
5 - Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)
6 - Shuri (Basara)
7 - Shion/Rin (Please Save My Earth)
8 - Doumyouji Tsukasa (Hana Yori Dango)
9 - Luna (Harry Potter)
10 - Katchoo (Strangers in Paradise)
11 - Spock (Star Trek)
12 - Sirius Black (Harry Potter)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH Shuri/Spock is THE most insane pairing EVER.... Almost enough for me to dig it. AHAHAHAHA Well, if Spock went into Pon-Farr and lost all logic, it'd be interesting. Or if he became ev01!Spock.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Isn't it a great coincidence that 4 is Draco??? AHAHAHAHAH. Classic.
Well, um. Yeah, I can't lie, I pretty much think Four is the hottest on there, not for any personal traits I get heart-fluttery over, but through the sheer quantity of the pr0n I'd read about him by now. It's like a reflex or something.
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
AHAHAHAHAH I LOVE THIS MEME AHAHAHAHAHAH. Um. They would kill each other (or become something like James/Sirius), or possibly Sirius would escape with the baby 'cause he's the better dad??!! It's a close one.
4) Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Um, well. I don't really read any Luna fics... I write 'em but I don't read 'em. I've never read any Luna (outside canon) that really worked for me. People go overboard with her too much (and also it'd likely have to be gen, 'cause... people just don't understand, man).
Anyway, there's pretty much only one, by
weatherby: `Doorknobs'. Man, why can't all Luna fic be this bloody SPOT ON??5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Oh, this amuses me. A lot. Tim/Shuri!!! Who'd take over the world first??!?! <33333333333333333333 No, no, Tim might have to stop Shuri if Shuri gets too far into destroying the world of Basara, or something, in a Diana Wynne Jones sort of way (ie, multiverse police). Um. They'd find each other very interesting, I believe, because both are powerful, charismatic people-- though Tim is a much, much better/kinder/more compassionate and emotionally intelligent person than Shuri is, and that's kind of sad, because Tim is a stupid dork who doesn't get most things.
Anyway, both need to be softened rather than hardened, so no, they wouldn't make a good couple.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
HAHAHAH I put Katchoo there just to give it another girl, but... omg Ron/Luna vs. Ron/Katchoo... that's a tough one. See, I really dislike Ron/Luna 'cause it messes with my no-pairing-Luna feeling and my Ron-belongs-with-Hermione feeling and my they-wouldn't-go-together feeling. (I mean, wtf??! Ron is like the opposite of Luna, but not in a good way). So it's... no. Ron/Katchoo... it almost has the flavor of Ron/Pansy (which I like), but seriously, Katchoo is only like fanon!Pansy, in that she's tough and independent and no-nonsense and, y'know, lesbian.
....It might be better, and it might happen if Ron grew/matured enough and became the best he could possibly be so that Katchoo would give him two thoughts. Mostly, I think he'd be intimidated by Katchoo way more than Hermione.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Shion (Rin) walking in on Tim & SIRIUS? AHAHAHAHAHAH.
I can't begin to imagine. Um. I'd rather imagine the cuteness of little Rin walking in (or just hiding and watching) two guys fucking and having angst 'cause he got turned on by someone other than Alice. HEE. Oh, poor angsty baby <3
8) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
AGEHA/KATCHOO!!!!! MY DAY IS MADE!! AHAHAHAH.
Um. Best het pairing EVAR!!!! No, it's just. Omg. Seriously. *brain fries*
Katchoo had accepted no one would understand her completely, until she met a strange smiling man with an eye-patch.... (*MELTS* So cheesy, but. Wow.)
9) Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Harry/Tsukasa o_0 o_0 o_0 o_0 No. And. No. But.... no.
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Shion/Sirius, omg!!! Um. `And the Stars Came Down'. I dunno, it's all star imagery and long-suffering pain, omg!!1
11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Draco to deflower Harry, hmmmm??? :D :D :D :D How about ten zillion trillion different ones??? :)) (But I guess the level of difficulty rises if we want top!Draco, so.)
Um. Harry can't use his arms or legs :D :D :D :D He's motionless and captured, and gets a hard-on, and Draco... takes care of it by sitting on him. I know, I know, LAME.
Um. Harry's drugged out of his mind and very pliant because of someone releasing some gas on him when the Death Eaters' hide-out got raided, so Draco panics and drags Harry with him in the cellar as a 'hostage'. They're trapped in the darkness and Draco's bored because Harry won't respond to taunts or snark very well (being drugged). So he tries to get a reaction through molesting him, and he gets one-- moans. So he gets carried away and eventually winds up fucking Harry right there on the dirty earthen floor.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Shion... well, there's a very limited number of people you could pair him with believably except his rival for Mokuren, so.... No. And it's a very small fandom.
13) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
No. Though sadly he is not actually gay in canon. WOE. Though there was a boy-kiss in a flashback, when he was like, TEN, omg.
14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope. Though I suspect maybe
cellia might have drawn Spock at one point :))15) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Tim/Draco/Ron o_0 o_0 o_0 o_0 That's pretty insane (but of course, considering my list....)
Um. I'm sure they would if Tim existed in the Potterverse, though considering his closest equivalent is Harry... actually, I've not seen anyone on my list write H/D/R except me, very slightly, this past July. Possibly
nothingbutfic.16) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Katchoo, huh. She'd call Francine's name ♥♥♥
17) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Tsukasa, my man!! :D :D :D Hehehe. As a character song, I'd pick How Soon Is Now, by The Smiths (or Love Spit Love). Or Faint by Linkin Park. <3<3<3<3<3
If it was about him and Tsukushi--
- Every You, Every Me by Placebo
- With You by Linkin Park
- Love is Battlefield by Pat Benatar
- I'll Melt With You by Modern English
- Truly, Madly, Deeply by Savage Garden
- Mysterious Ways by U2 (this would be really cool)
If you want to kiss the sky
Better learn how to kneel (...on your knees boy!)
She’s the wave
She turns the tide
She sees the man inside the child
.... etcetcetc :D :D :D Can you tell I LOVE Tsukushi/Tsukasa??! :D
18) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Shuri/Sirius - warning: WAY TOO MUCH TESTOSTERONE TO HANDLE.
19) What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Hahahaha, Tim/Katchoo. I could almost see it ^^;;; um. Poor Tim, though. Um. Way out of his league. (Can you tell I have a -really- high opinion of Katchoo?? ahaha.)
"Wow, your art is... magical..." *facepalm*
I HAVE NO IDEA, Katchoo would laugh at any pick-up line.
20) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Ron, huh... um. I don't tend to read Ron-fics and my flist doesn't tend to write them :/ :/
Um... I think there might have been a Harry/Ron at Sycophant Hex about Ron being turned into a girl (which I tend to favor for some reason 'cause it seems so hilarious), here :D I quite liked it :D
